Who Let Him Play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 300 - 299: Duel of the Monarchs
Caius the Shadow Monarch, Summon!
[Caius the Shadow Monarch, ATK 2400]
Kira immediately raised an eyebrow.
So the true form of that dark spirit was Caius.
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How did you know I was collecting Monarchs?
The strongest early Monarch just delivered himself to his door, and even comes with a spirit.
Kira now looked at the King of Yamimakai with a gentler gazeāthankful that the guy had jumped out himself. Otherwise, if heād just left after getting the artifact, he wouldāve missed such a huge bonus.
The King of Yamimakai, however, was intoxicated with his newfound power, oblivious to Kiraās change in attitude. He laughed loudly.
"With the power of Caius the Shadow Monarch, you have no chance! Caiusās effect activates!
When Tribute Summoned, banish any card on the field!
Banish āGreen Baboon, Defender of the Forestā!"
The King of Yamimakaiās face twisted wickedly.
"That immortal baboon is troublesome, but before Caiusās might, itās nothing! Disappear, trash!"
Caius crossed his hands, a dark energy wave distorting space and hitting the baboon. The baboon roared but was quickly sucked into the darkness and vanished.
"Now it canāt revive," the King of Yamimakaiās eyes flashed red. "Next, I activate Equip Spell āDragon Nailsā!
Equip to CaiusāATK increases by 600!"
[Caius the Shadow Monarch, ATK 2400 ā ATK 3000]
"Also, while equipped with āDragon Nails,ā Caius canāt be destroyed by opponentās card effects.
Even if destroyed by battle, Caius is revived immediately and re-equipped!"
The King of Yamimakai raised his arms, laughing maniacally.
"With Caiusās power, Iām invincible! Shadow Monarch, continue to crush his field! Attack āNimble Momongaā!"
Caius charged a dark energy ball in his palms.
"Canāt be destroyed by effects, revives if destroyed by battleātoo scary."
Kira snapped his fingers.
"I activate set card, Trap Card āPhoenix Wing Wind Blast.ā Discard a card, target a card your opponent controls, and return it to the top of their deck!"
He pointed at Caius.
"Caius, back to the top of your deck."
The King of Yamimakaiās eyes almost popped out.
"What!? Not destroy, but return to deck?
Nooo!"
A phantom of Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys appeared, its wings stirring a fiery storm. Caius was engulfed, turned to shadow, and flew back to the top of the deck.
"AAAAAAHHHH!!!" The King of Yamimakai howled.
Back to the deckāagain!
"With Caius gone, āDragon Nailsā is destroyed." Kira smiled. "But itās still your turn. Go ahead."
"..."
Several seconds of silence.
The King of Yamimakai gritted his teeth and continued.
"I set two cards and end my turn."
He exhaled deeply.
It wasnāt overāCaius hadnāt completely abandoned him.
His set cards were his last hope.
"My turnādraw," Kira said. "Activate Trap, āDestruct Potion.ā Destroy a monster I control and gain LP equal to its ATK.
I destroy āNimble Momongaā and gain 1000 LP."
One Nimble Momonga exploded, its energy absorbed by Kira.
[Kira, LP 3000 ā LP 4000]
The King of Yamimakaiās face darkened.
LP gain... No, thatās not the point.
"Then, another āGreen Baboon, Defender of the Forestā in my graveyardāits effect activates. When a Beast is destroyed, pay 1000 LP to Special Summon Green Baboon!"
[Kira, LP 4000 ā LP 3000]
From the graveās vortex, the wild baboon jumped out again, howling.
[Green Baboon, Defender of the Forest, ATK 2600]
King of Yamimakai: "Again with that thing..."
"Green Baboon, direct attack."
The baboon roared and attacked.
Now!
The King of Yamimakaiās eyes glowed red.
His last chance! His counterattack!
"Trap CardāCounter Gate!" He was surrounded by dark energy. "When an opponentās monster declares a direct attack, negate the attack, draw a card. If itās a monster, you can Normal Summon it in attack position!"
"Oh? Counter Gate?" Kira nodded.
"Thatās right." The King of Yamimakai grinned. "And thanks to you, we both know the top card of my deck is a monster!"
"But Counter Gate is a Normal Summon. If itās Level 5 or higher, you need a tribute." Kira reminded, cutting off any attempts at cheating. "Even if you draw Caius, you canāt summon it."
"Hahaha, you think I didnāt plan for that?" The King of Yamimakai shouted. "ChaināContinuous Trap āTiki Curseā! It can be Special Summoned as a monster!"
[Tiki Curse, DEF 1000]
"So you prepared another Trap Monster just for this." Kira nodded.
"Now resolve Counter Gate. Baboonās attack is negated, I draw!"
The King of Yamimakai drew, then shouted.
"Tribute āTiki Curse,ā and once again, from the darkness, grant me your mightā
āCaius the Shadow Monarch, Summon!"
In a dark storm, Caius returned!
[Caius the Shadow Monarch, ATK 2400]
"Caiusās effectāTribute Summon, banish one card on the field!"
The King of Yamimakai roared.
"Banish the second immortal Green Baboon!"
Caius fired a dark wave, banishing the baboon.
"Now your graveyard has no baboonsāimmortality broken!"
The King of Yamimakai cackled, finally feeling vindicated.
"Howās that? Now you can see the true power of Caius the Shadow Monarch!"
"Impressive, both baboons gone." Kira sighed, faking a tough decision.
"No choiceāactivate Trap, āDark Advance.ā
Return a monster with ATK 2400+ and DEF 1000 from your graveyard to your hand, then Tribute Summon a monster from your hand with ATK 2400+ and DEF 1000.
So, I return the card I discarded with āPhoenix Wing Wind Blastā last turn..."
Kira pulled out a card.
"āRaiza the Storm Monarchā returns to hand.
Tribute my last āNimble Momongaā to Tribute Summon! Ruler of the Stormā
āRaiza the Storm Monarch, Summon!"
A green tornado shot up, and the wind monarch appeared with arms folded.
"Hmm?" Caiusās eyes sharpened.
A fellow Monarch?
"When Raiza is Tribute Summoned, return a card on the field to the top of its ownerās deck." Kira smiled. "So, Caius, back to the top of your deckāagain."
The King of Yamimakaiās smile froze.
"...Huh?"
His smile faded into horror.
He looked at Caius as if begging: "Caius, use your divine power to save me!"
But Caius just looked helpless.
As if to say: "Itās not that I wonāt help, but I really canāt do anything here."
This clownery is beyond my pay grade.
So Caius once again turned to black mist and returned to the top of the deck.
The King of Yamimakai clutched his head, howling in pain.
Caius got bounced again!
The only one left was Raiza, arms folded, reigning supreme.
So, whoās the real king of the underworld now?
"Raiza, direct attack," Kira said.
A green storm swept the King of Yamimakai into the air, slicing him with a thousand winds, before dumping him to the ground.
[King of Yamimakai, LP 4000 ā LP 1600]
"Ugh...!"
The mighty King of Yamimakai was about to cry.
There was pain, and grievance.
Heād used forbidden powers, sold his soul to the Shadow Monarch, and still had to suffer like this.
Was there any point to his sacrifice?
"Alright, my turnās over." Kira smiled. "Your turn."
"..."
"Not drawing?" Kira grinned. "Thatās not right. Even if youāre empty-handed and fieldless, a duelist always has hope as long as there are cards left in the deck.
What if your next draw changes everything?"
The King of Yamimakai twitched.
Hearing that, he almost wanted to cry more.
As if you donāt know what my next card is?
Iām empty-handed, fieldless, and drawing Caius... Whatās the point?
He gritted his teeth.
"Fine, draw."
He drew the top card.
Sure enough, Caius the Shadow Monarch.
His strongest card, the embodiment of forbidden power, the ace with an evil spirit.
But now, with his ace in hand, both sides were silent.
The King of Yamimakai looked constipated, staring at his only card, wanting to tell Caius: "Can you get lost?"
Youāre bricking me!
But Caius was also helpless.
"Iād love to give you a miracle draw, but Raizaās got me locked here. What can I do?"
"If you donāt play anything, itās my turn again." Kira smiled. "Draw.
Raiza, direct attack."
"..."
[King of Yamimakai, LP 1600 ā LP 0]