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Urban All-Round Master - Chapter 1744 - 1778: Hit Me, Hit Me, Hit Me

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Chapter 1744: Chapter 1778: Hit Me, Hit Me, Hit Me

"You’re driving this Mastiff Lord crazy. I’ve been causing a fuss for two days now, and you dead dogs still won’t let this Mastiff Lord in?"

The one speaking was a handsome dog, so angry that all the white fur on its body bristled. Every sentence ended with "Mastiff Lord."

This made Lin Zifeng, not far away, feel his scalp tingling as he listened!

"Make way for Mastiff Lord, or in anger, Mastiff Lord will dig up your ancestors’ graves!"

"Awoo awoo awoo... awoo awoo awoo... awoo awoo awoo..."

The Senluo Evil Wolves had never seen a big white dog that could speak human language and were already so scared that their legs went limp, the fierce pressure making them cower on the ground.

Yet, a few Wolf Kings among them stubbornly refused to leave, causing the whole wolf pack to constantly call for help from afar.

This troubled the handsome dog immensely. Dealing with these Senluo Evil Wolves wasn’t a problem, but it considered: after fighting the Senluo Evil Wolves outside, are there more inside?

Unlike Lin Zifeng, it didn’t have endless Primordial Energy. It was injured in the past and hasn’t recovered to the Great Success Stage yet, making it difficult to use certain powers...

Wasting all its strength on these Senluo Evil Wolves seemed not worth it.

"Damn it! Mastiff Lord has been kind enough, yet you refuse to listen. Today, Mastiff Lord is going to slaughter you all!"

Having said this, the dead dog tilted its head back and howled, charging into the group of Senluo Evil Wolves in a downright lascivious manner.

The ensuing great battle caused the entire wolf pack to wail in despair. The handsome dog cursed loudly while fighting.

At times, it would ride on top of an Evil Wolf, making it call him Mastiff Lord.

...

Seeing this dramatic scene unfold before him, Lin Zifeng was almost moved to tears.

So, he couldn’t hold back any longer.

The toothpick-sized Heavenly Painting Halberd was drawn, immediately enlarging to two meters.

"Whoosh~"

A black ghostly light pierced through the skies like a forceful arrow breaking through the resistance of space.

With exceptionally keen senses, the handsome dog’s two fluffy ears perked up, sensing the powerful energy fluctuation.

"Dead dog!"

Lin Zifeng appeared, wielding the Heavenly Painting Halberd, sweeping it horizontally. A blood-red light sliced through the wolf pack, poof poof poof... countless Evil Wolves were cut down, howling and sending blood mist into the air!

Upon hearing someone call it that unfortunate name, the handsome dog twisted its nose in anger, baring its teeth and looked back, seeing Lin Zifeng standing not far away, squinting and grinning at it.

"Whoosh~"

In response, the dead dog totally ignored Lin Zifeng and turned around to run.

"Dead dog, we just met and you’re leaving so fast. Speak clearly." Lin Zifeng was stunned, not expecting that reaction from the handsome dog. He quickly grabbed the Heavenly Painting Halberd and chased after it.

"Awoo..."

Suddenly, a Senluo Evil Wolf took the opportunity to pounce, biting Lin Zifeng’s right leg. The intense pain made Lin Zifeng frown, as the wolf, with a hideous appearance, bit down with great force.

"Damn it!"

Lin Zifeng turned and chopped with the halberd, directly severing the head of the Senluo Evil Wolf!

The wolf’s body sprayed blood, but the severed head remained clamped onto Lin Zifeng without falling.

"Pop!"

The Heavenly Hand came forth, exploding the wolf head into minced meat. By the time Lin Zifeng reacted, dozens of Senluo Evil Wolves were staring at him with fierce eyes, tightly surrounding him.

"You want to play, huh? Well, then I’ll play with you to the end!"

"Swish swish swish..."

The War Spear swung, summoning several Divine Rainbows. With a series of poofs, blood sprayed wildly. In one mighty battle, dozens of Evil Wolves were turned into blood mist and slain!

"Whoosh"

The dark light rose suddenly as he urgently chased after the route where the handsome dog fled.

This dead dog, what on earth is it doing? It ran away upon seeing me; once I catch it, it’s in for a beating...

"Dead dog! I’m Lin Zifeng, stop for me!"

Lin Zifeng chased from behind. The handsome dog was so spooked its two dog ears perked up, eyes sharp, looking just as silly as a husky.

"This Mastiff Lord won’t turn back. If you’ve got what it takes, catch up with Mastiff Lord!"

The handsome dog sprinted with all its might, muttering unclean words as it ran. It survived great trials and lived till now precisely because its escape skills were superior to anyone’s...

Kidding, with not so strong power, if its escape skills didn’t improve, how could a ’dog’s life’ make any sense?

"Well, today, I’ll show you two legs outrunning four." Lin Zifeng grinned, and in a whoosh, sped like lightning.

Like a sharp flash, he was nearly about to catch up with the handsome dog in a matter of moments.

"Oh my god!"

Startled, the handsome dog retracted its neck. It quickly accelerated, continuing to run forward.

"Dead dog, don’t let me catch you, or I swear I’ll break all four of your dog legs!"

Lin Zifeng was furious. This dead dog had quite the power but even greater speed.

"Bro, brother! Good bro, brother! Although we haven’t been really close, we’ve lived in the same villa for quite a while, right? Even though I bullied you, now we must turn hostility into friendship!"

Feeling the cold wind on its back, it quickly ran while apologizing to Lin Zifeng.

"No more words." Lin Zifeng swung the War Spear, felling numerous trees along the path with a loud crash. The handsome dog, tail tucked, screamed ’Mama’ as it ran.

"No! No! Brother, let’s talk this out. I know I was wrong before. I always wanted to find a good chance to say a few words to you, but we were like dog and human or, uh, whatever, so I never spoke my mind to you. I know you hold a grudge against me for what happened last time when I beat you up. Now, taking this chance, I just want to say..."

Seeing the immense power of Lin Zifeng’s Heavenly Painting Halberd, the handsome dog could only sweet-talk him, but seeing Lin Zifeng lagging behind, its apologies turned into excitement once more.

"Say what!"

Lin Zifeng asked while chasing behind.

"Brother! I know I’m sorry. I know it’s Mastiff Lord’s fault and hope you can forgive me... if you can, come!"

"Hit me, hit me, hit me~"

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

Almost as soon as it spoke, the handsome dog ran like a monkey with a big mouth howling. Lin Zifeng was driven to relentless pursuit, fuming with anger.

The chase led them over a dozen miles. The handsome dog began to regret.

It had boasted earlier, but midway, several of Lin Zifeng’s spear lights nearly chopped it to pieces!

Once a white, majestic-looking dog, now it was a black, dirty mess.

Gone was the aura of the Eastern Demon Mastiff, looking no different from a stray dog.

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