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Chapter 257: The Two "Dopeys" Meet, the Victor is Decided

[The Destroyer]: "Stellaron-human, I’m telling you, you’d better not have any improper ideas about my little Yoru." 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝘦𝓌𝑒𝑏𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝘭.𝒸𝘰𝑚

As a sis-con, he would not stand by and watch his little sister get into a yuri relationship.

[Galactic Baseballer]: "Mr. Tsukasa, look at you, getting all worked up again."

[Galactic Baseballer]: "I just want to be friends with your sister. I swear on my integrity."

[The Destroyer]: "Do you even have such a thing as integrity?"

Tsukasa was skeptical. Swearing on that... it felt useless. This Stellaron-human’s integrity was probably scattered all over her starting point.

[Galactic Baseballer]: "How can you say I have no integrity?! Right, Foster Father?"

[Star Forger]: "I can only say you have some, but not a lot."

[Galactic Baseballer]: "Even if you’re careful, you should be careful of a lesbian boss like Elysia, right?"

[Miss Pink Elf♪]: "Why are you dragging me into this? My sexual orientation is perfectly normal, you know ♪"

Several black lines appeared on Elysia’s forehead. Was her reputation really that bad now? She had a husband now.

[Lady Justice]: "Stelle, do you have some kind of designs on Tsukasa’s sister?"

[Shadowkhan Queen]: "To be interested in a sis-con’s sister... Hoshi, you’ve really got guts."

[Galactic Baseballer]: "I just want to get to know her! Where did your minds go?"

[The Destroyer]: "I am not a sis-con! Listen up! And Hoshi, don’t you dare get close to Yoru!"

[The Destroyer]: "And also, call me Tsukasa Kadoya! Don’t call me that other name!"

[Little Monster]: "It feels like he really cares about his sister."

[Star Forger]: "Erii, that’s what you call a sis-con. It’s just that they themselves will never admit it."

However, in terms of the degree of sis-con, Tendou Souji was probably purer. He protected his little sister so well that the actor initially thought Kamen Rider was a gourmet show. The only time Tendou Souji had his defense broken in the show was when he heard his sister say she had someone she liked. If his sister hadn’t explained herself afterward, the Zecter would have probably crashed through a wall and flown into his hand.

[The Destroyer]: "..."

These bastards... I am not a sis-con!

"Merlin?"

When Artoria saw the familiar smile on the white-haired man, she felt her fists getting a little hard.

"Hey! Lia-chan is here too! I’ve missed you so much~" Merlin’s smile was somewhat flippant.

As expected. This is the figure of my King that I remember. That Lion King is a heretic. This is the body a King of Knights should have.

"Is that so?"

The credibility of Merlin’s words was really not high. The current Artoria was no longer a naive little girl who could be easily deceived.

"Lion King..."

Artoria turned her head to look at the Lion King, her gaze, as if with an auto-aim, landing on her rather prominent chest.

Hiss... it’s so big. If her body hadn’t stopped growing, she could have had such a figure too.

"?"

Sensing the focus of her gaze, the corner of the Lion King’s mouth curved upwards in a delighted arc. So she cares about this kind of thing.

The Lion King looked at Artoria’s heart and saw that it was indeed not as good as hers. A hint of pity appeared in her eyes.

"Hey! What’s with that look?!"

Artoria understood it, and was instantly a little annoyed. So what if your figure is a little better? Those two lumps of fat will just affect your fighting! I don’t care for them at all!

If the chest isn’t flat, how can one pacify the world? If the breasts aren’t huge, how can one gather the hearts of the people?

Kenji thought of these two lines. They were perfectly embodied by the two "dopeys." Although Saber Artoria might be a bit stronger than that handsome young man from Shenzhou, compared to the crushing figure of Lancer Artoria, there was no comparison.

"Pfft!"

Merlin couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud. The Lion King didn’t react, but Artoria’s willow-leaf brows shot up, and an unfriendly glint flashed in her green eyes.

"What are you laughing at?" Artoria’s voice was ice-cold. The Invisible Air around her holy sword dissipated.

If you don’t give me a reason, then prepare to eat an Excalibur.

"It’s nothing. I just thought of something happy," Merlin said, his tone calm. "Little brother Kenji’s wife is having a baby."

Kenji: "?"

You know, Merlin’s guess is pretty accurate. If he didn’t know that Merlin couldn’t see into Elysia’s world, he would have been ready to grind this peeping tom to dust.

"What does Kenji’s wife having a baby have to do with you?" A "#" appeared on Artoria’s forehead. Are you trying to fool me like I’m a sweet summer child?

"Pfft..."

Merlin couldn’t help but laugh again. Teasing this version of Artoria was just too much fun.

"You’re going too far! I’ve had enough of you!"

"You’re clearly laughing at me! You haven’t even stopped!"

POW!

SQUELCH!

Artoria’s face flushed red. She kicked Merlin to the ground and plunged her holy sword directly into his back, creating a suicide scene. If not for the fact that they were on a city street, she would have started with an Excalibur.

"Yo, isn’t that Merlin? He’s so pathetic~"

Hearing Gudako’s retelling, Romani immediately started to mock him. So you summoned the Queen of Sheba, did you? Serves you right! It’s karma!

In Fou’s words: Merlin must die.

"What should we do with him?" Mash asked.

The Galahad Spirit Origin inside her trembled, transmitting a message: Dig a hole and bury him.

"Let’s just cremate him."

WHOOSH!

Starfire ignited in Kenji’s palm. The scorching heat made the air rapidly heat up, and the space there was incinerated into nothingness, revealing an extremely chaotic spatial turbulence. With this flame, even if Merlin was a half-demon, he could be eliminated.

"Ahem! I think I can still be saved!"

Merlin raised his hand. He could feel that he would die. Look at you, why are you being so serious?

Artoria pulled out her sword. She felt that just by stabbing it into Merlin, the sword itself had become dirty.

"Fou, this is for you. After you drink it, you can give Merlin a good beating."

Kenji took out a special potion he had exchanged for in the point shop. It was a special milk potion from the world of Tom and Jerry. After drinking it, for a certain period of time, one could become strong, their power increasing explosively.

"Gulp, gulp..."

Hearing that he could beat up Merlin, Fou drank the potion without hesitation and directly transformed into Muscular Fou.

"Hah... hah..."

Panting like a bellows, a surging power flowing through its body, a "✓" smile appeared on Fou’s face. He raised an eyebrow. This state... it felt quite subarashii.

Merlin, face the wind!

"Eh?"

Merlin was dumbfounded. What was this state? Was this body of muscle for real?

Thump, thump, thump...

Muscular Fou grabbed Merlin and smashed him around like a ragdoll. Each time he hit the ground, he would leave a Merlin-shaped crater.

SPLAT!

Finally, Merlin was grabbed by the neck by Muscular Fou with one hand and slammed against a wall. He spat out a mouthful of old blood. Too damn brutal.