The Real Way to Cultivate in the City

Chapter 210 - 162: Greetings

The Real Way to Cultivate in the City

Chapter 210 - 162: Greetings

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Chapter 210: Chapter 162: Greetings

After taking a shower and changing clothes, the captain of the River Debris City Urban Management Team felt revitalized.

"Knock, knock, knock."

A knock sounded outside the office.

"Speak."

"Captain, the Corpse Interpreter from Ke Chen City reported that there are some Extraordinary individuals in River Debris City who are stealing people and walls."

The captain of the River Debris City Urban Management Team felt puzzled. He understood what stealing people meant, but what on earth was stealing walls?

"Stealing walls?" The captain confirmed once again.

"Yes, they said there’s an Extraordinary here who stole the entire concrete wall and the steel bars inside."

Captain: ...

Truly, where there are more birds, there are all kinds of forests. With more Extraordinary, extraordinary events become more bizarre.

Captain: "Got it. Ask him to wait a moment; I’ll be there right away."

Finishing his words, the captain went to his desk.

He often forgot to change outfits when opening that door, but he never forgot the cost of opening it...

To maintain his persona, he now needed some alone time.

The captain slowly relaxed his mind. As his face grew gentler, the once resolute gaze slowly morphed into...

Seductive and coy.

The "captain" elegantly sat in his seat, clutching his chest with one hand, bent over, opened the bottom drawer, and retrieved a plain black plastic bag. Inside was a glasses case.

He opened the glasses case, revealing a roll of paper inside.

Upon unrolling the paper, there was a delicate little gift box.

Opening that gift box, inside was...

A lipstick.

However, this lipstick looked quite cheap, like something casually bought from a roadside stall.

But when the "captain" saw this lipstick, his gaze turned dreamy and intoxicated.

The "captain" used his delicate hand to pick up the lipstick, removed the cap, turned it, then applied it to his lips in front of the mirror.

A rough face, flaming red lips...

There was a contradictory aesthetic of harmonious unity.

Looking at himself in the mirror, the "captain" gently caressed his face with his delicate hand, his eyes filled with indulgent fascination.

"You’re so beautiful, have you considered just giving in?" the "captain" coquettishly said to the mirror.

This voice was identical to the female voice that emerged from the door earlier.

"Don’t get ahead of yourself!" the captain’s voice returned to its rugged tone.

"Oh, I understand~"

Time flowed gently amidst the "captain’s" self-appreciation.

The door knocked again.

"Captain, the Corpse Interpreter has been waiting for half an hour."

After this knock, the captain’s expression tightened again, his gaze becoming resolute, and his mind once more maintained a high state of alertness.

"I understand, I’m coming now."

Looking at himself in the mirror, the captain’s eyes were filled with disdain.

He carefully put the lipstick away, took a wet wipe, and wiped the lipstick from his lips.

The captain looked at his delicate hands, put on his white gloves again, unlocked the office’s internal lock, opened the door, and clasped his hands in his sleeves, like an old farmer in winter.

When entering the reception room, the captain saw the Corpse Interpreter and was just about to greet him when the captivating female voice from behind the door suddenly whispered in his ear:

"Hmm? Isn’t this the crush I just fell for?"

The captain felt a force trying to take over his body, wanting to rush to the Corpse Interpreter and nestle in his arms.

But the captain, with his steely will, refused.

"I’ve let you take over my body for a bit today; don’t push it!"

"Oh, just for a moment, come on!"

"I refuse."

"..."

Under the captain’s strong protest, the female voice slowly dissipated, and the force trying to take over his body vanished.

If at this moment, the Corpse Interpreter could hear the voice by the captain’s ear, he would surely recognize it.

The voice was identical to that of the disembodied girl he had encountered in a dream so real it felt almost tangible.

Unfortunately, the Corpse Interpreter couldn’t hear it.

After pacing in the reception room for a long time, the moment the Corpse Interpreter saw the captain, he immediately stepped forward and shouted:

"Captain, oh how I’ve waited for you! The Extraordinary individuals in your River Debris City are too much. It’s bad enough they steal walls..."

...

After leaving the Urban Management Team, Xiyu went straight home.

As soon as she entered, Mr. Li laughed and said:

"Xiyu, the money issue is resolved."

"Then... I have no issues either."

After further discussing and confirming details with Grandpa Li and Mr. Li, the project targeting the Lustful Legislator officially launched!

Project Name: The Greatest Action!

Project Investor: Li Family, Chenxi District, Ke Chen City.

Project Chief Planner: Vice Captain Xiyu of the River Debris City Urban Management Team.

Project Youth Anti-Lust Research Group Leader: Vice Captain Xiyu of the River Debris City Urban Management Team.

Project Middle-Age Anti-Lust Research Group Leader: Current Patriarch of the Li Family, Chenxi District, Ke Chen City.

Project Elderly Anti-Lust Research Group Leader: Former Patriarch of the Li Family, Chenxi District, Ke Chen City.

The three research groups will primarily study the definition of "lust" among different age groups and conduct anti-lust activities accordingly.

From this moment, this small room is filled with big dreams.

The trio, old, middle-aged, and young, stacked their hands together, hearts connected as one.

"Go, go, go!"

"Work hard, work hard!"

"Charge, charge, charge!"

Encouraging each other, the leaders of the three research groups for the "Most Remarkable Action" decided to take immediate action!

The money issue is resolved, now it’s time to address...

The personnel issue.

The three of them went out together, said their goodbyes at the community gate, and each went in their chosen direction.

Grandpa Li: I should recruit people at various square dance clubs and senior travel groups.

Mr. Li: I should recruit people at various fishing spots and foot massage shops.

Xiyu: Recommending talent without avoiding the unskilled... This project requires my energetic martial arts friends to join in.

Right, I can also have them join the team selling milk tea, since now I’m the sole distributor for Happy Milk Tea Company of River Debris City in Ke Chen City!

Those young martial artists who don’t accept my financial help surely can’t refuse a money-making project, right?

With the "Most Remarkable Action" and the subsequent introduction of "Happy Milk Tea", Xiyu believes that those friends resisting lust with him will certainly have more funds for cultivation in the future!

Those cultivating the Blood Demon Saber Technique don’t need to work in slaughterhouses killing cows and pigs anymore—that place has the occupational disease risk of Brucellosis.

Those cultivating the Bone-Softening Palm don’t need to run unlicensed workshops making boneless chicken claws every day, with their hands imprinted with chicken claw marks.

Those cultivating the Iron Crotch Skill can shut down the "Ladies Getting Dumped Stress Relief Studio" and stop being human punching bags for women dumped by scumbags every day.

Those cultivating the Thousand Spider Poison Hand can shut down the "Curious Cute Pet Livestream Room", after all, his livestream room is always reported, shut down, or questioned about the source of poisonous insects.

Those cultivating the Silver Snake Body Palm can stop being technicians, constantly being reported to the police by customers for misbehavior, claiming the skill practice was involuntary. Over time, local police believe it, but customers don’t, and it’s Xiyu who always bails them out...

Those cultivating the Splashing Ink and Mending Hemp Sword Technique need not act like masters on the internet enduring cyberbullying for a bit of traffic...

Cultivating...

Everyone has the chance to earn more money, focus on cultivation, advance along the martial path, and have a bright future! 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

Thinking of this, Xiyu opened his phone, ready to privately greet Li Chuchu and Lin Hao.

After all, in the future, he needs to procure supplies from them, so good communication must be maintained.

However, as a young person, Xiyu wasn’t sure how to compose a greeting without reason.

How about... trying to forward the daily messages Grandpa Li sends him?

...

Buzz buzz~

Lin Hao’s phone vibrated, and when he opened it, it was two messages from Xiyu.

[2 messages] Vice Captain Xiyu.

The cooperation was just discussed yesterday, sending messages today, is it about something?

Lin Hao unlocked the phone screen——

Vice Captain Xiyu: Never give up on what you really want. Waiting is tough, but regret is tougher. Good morning, a new day!

Vice Captain Xiyu: [Animated Sticker] Blossoming prosperity

Lin Hao:...

Xiyu seems so young, yet his messages are so...

mature and steady?

Lin Hao pondered, unsure how to reply, he simply responded:

"Got it, received."

Putting down his phone, he just happened to see Li Chuchu, who had been calibrating her claw for a long time, now tugging at a yellow plush puppy, wobbling as she pulled...

As the claw reached its peak, it suddenly loosened, and the toy fell down.

Li Chuchu: "Ah, just a little bit more!"

Qianqian: "Yeah, yeah!"

Having tried to grab that yellow plush puppy many times on this machine, Lin Hao thought for a moment and approached to whisper:

"Boss, why not switch? This claw looks a bit loose."

"I’m about to grab it! Lin Hao, every claw machine has a probability of grabbing toys. Once you hit the probability, that claw won’t loosen, definitely able to grab... Having tried so many times, I feel the probability is about to come!"

Li Chuchu professionally explained to Lin Hao, indicating her experience in grabbing toys, then continued focusing on that yellow puppy.

I grab.

I grab.

I grab, grab, grab...

After a while, Li Chuchu held her only game coin, glanced at the yellow plush puppy lying in the machine, and whispered:

"This time it will work!"

Li Chuchu wholeheartedly put her only game coin into the claw machine, devoutly, attentively, and earnestly operated the joystick, after aligning roughly, pressed the game button!

"Snap!"

The claw slowly descended.

The claw caught the yellow plush puppy.

The claw lifted the yellow plush puppy.

Li Chuchu seriously watched the claw, muttering under her breath:

"This time it will work! This time it will work!"

Qianqian also paused sipping her milk tea, focusing on the claw.

When the claw reached the highest point, it seemed to loosen for a moment, causing both of them to hold their breath!

However, the claw didn’t completely release, instead firmly gripping the toy, approaching the exit, releasing at the exit, the yellow plush puppy fell into the outlet!

Li Chuchu: "Ah!"

Li Chuchu picked up the puppy, cheered aloud, and couldn’t help but give Lin Hao a big hug!

"See, I was right, I got it!"

[Residual Pill Ancestor Lin Hao uses Great Magical Power...]

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