The Most Random System
Chapter 912 - 429: Brother Bufans Beyond Miss Junsha and Miss Joy_2
Pulling out the small note for "Cloud Internet Cafe" from the badge on my chest, I put it back in the "Qiankun Ring," flipped my fingers, and a new card printed with the "Juxian Internet Cafe" logo appeared in the palm of my hand.
Slipped it into the badge, pinned it neatly, OK, now I'm the network administrator for "Juxian Internet Cafe."
These card papers were printed in color and cut at a print shop outside the school after Lin Li came up with the plan this afternoon.
And now, the color prints in Lin Li's "Qiankun Ring" are far more than just these two establishments.
In fact, Lin Li prepared this kind of badge paper for all nearby internet cafes, whether they are large chain internet cafes or not very well-known local ones.
When you're out, your identity is self-assigned.
Even the current me might not have as much identity as the Great Ice.
...
"So, you mean your place won't allow smoking tonight?" The man took a heavy puff, finishing the half cigarette, slightly frowned as he looked at Lin Li.
"I'm really sorry, yes." Lin Li apologized sincerely.
"Fine, got it," the other person wasn't aggressive, just immediately stood up and shrugged, ready to leave: "I'll find another place then. My urge is strong, I can't handle gaming without smoking."
"Sorry again." Lin Li apologized once more, followed him out of the booth, watching this guest leave.
Nowadays, most internet cafes charge directly through ID operations. This guest left without interacting with the front desk, so there's no worry of being uncovered, and he could continue to stay.
[Persuasion in Person... One Hundred Times (15/100)]
With the changes in tasks, it seems forcing someone to leave is a way to complete the task.
Lin Li continued to explore.
Found another one.
"Sorry to disturb you, we just received notice, recently..." Lin Li pushed open the booth door and walked in, smoothly reciting the fixed script to the only person inside the booth.
The man, operating the computer with one hand, turned his head with a puzzled expression, staring at Lin Li.
He instinctively took another puff, his gaze fixating on Lin Li's badge, his brows furrowing tighter: "Are you the net admin?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded, pointing to his own badge, his tone leaving no room for doubt: "Please cooperate with my work."
The other party temporarily placed the cigarette on the table, nodded, then opened his coat, revealing a vest underneath with the words "Juxian Internet Cafe," pointed at those words with his finger, using the same tone to ask back:
"If you are the net admin, then what am I?"
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lin Li glanced at the computer screen.
Oh dear, this guy isn't playing games but repairing the computer.
Oh dear, isn't this the Dragon King temple overflowed with water, not recognizing family members?
Lin Li's expression became solitary, stared into the other's eyes, spread both hands, drawing mysterious circles in front of the net admin, his voice soft yet carrying an inexplicable allure:
"You are Loli... you are Loli... you are Loli..."
Net admin: "(;☉_☉)?"
Seeing the confusion in the net admin's eyes, Lin Li felt his hypnosis might have succeeded, then stopped his hand movements contentedly, eagerly asked: "Now tell me, who are you?"
No way, is this person sick?
Net admin's mouth twitched: "I am your dad."
Lin Li slightly frowned, doubting if this person was cursing him.
——He is an only child; if he took on the role of my dad, inheriting the internet cafe as the only child, wouldn't he become the sole heir!
Understanding this, Lin Li's face instantly cooled down:
"I just discovered in your internet cafe six people smoking, with no intervention from the cafe or net admin; this seriously violates the 'Regulations on the Administration of Internet Access Service Business Places'."
I am now going to report, wait for the comprehensive law enforcement team of the cultural market and the fire department to come for tea tomorrow! By then, you will see who's the dad!"
After making a harsh statement, Lin Li turned and walked away.
The net admin was stunned for a moment and then quickly stepped forward to hold Lin Li's hand: "Hey, no, no, you're my dad! You're my dad!"
Some things aren't heavy off the scale, but once on the scale, even Zhou Baowei can't hold it.
If this matter is taken seriously, the internet cafe will surely be fined.
After the manager gets fined, the next to bear his fury will definitely be me.
When Lin Li was pulled by his clothes, he turned back, patted the net admin's hand, gently said: "Alright, son, dad was joking with you, how could I report my own son, dad has some other matters, continue patrolling, good, you do your thing."
Lin Li certainly knew what the net admin was worried about, which was also considered during the day.
As long as standing on the moral high ground, one can point fingers arbitrarily at those below, not fearing small accidents like this.
Net admin: "..."
Why the hell did you already assume the role of being the dad!!
Isn't this a bit too much!!!
The net admin's chest heaved, but looking at Lin Li's amiable smile, he gritted his teeth and swallowed back a belly full of resentment, heavily nodded: "Alright! You busy yourself!"
Just as Lin Li walked a few steps away, he suddenly returned, looking eagerly at the net admin: "Bro, are you interested in joining forces for a father-son unity that breaks through obstacles?"
"What for?" The net admin frowned into a knot, only wishing this plague god would vanish soon.
"Let's work together to dissuade those violating the rules by smoking, this is your original job." Lin Li said matter-of-factly.