Chapter 1023: Chapter 466: Not Only Does This Cup Have No Rim, But the Bottom Leaks Too

Lin Li had a fleeting sense of illusion.

At this moment, Bai Bufan seemed like Dora from "Dora the Explorer" or Mickey from "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". In short, a protagonist from one of those top-notch strategy shows, enthusiastically inviting him to shout "Swiper, no swiping!" or say "Oh! Potatoes!" in a similar tone.

Except the line had been replaced with "Oh—delicious."

Ah~

Really brings back childhood memories.

"You bastard, zoning out is the worst offense!!"

"I’m still holding your shirt! Show a little respect, you scoundrel!"

"Shout it with me!"

Seeing Lin Li with a nostalgic expression, apparently daydreaming, Bai Bufan couldn’t hold back his laughter.

"What did you just say?" Lin Li asked, snapping back to reality.

"Still zoning out! Still zoning out!" Bai Bufan shook Lin Li like a rattle drum and suddenly choked up:

"Even at a time like this, which determines my life and death, you can still zone out. Lin Li, in your heart, what am I?

Am I the sacrifice on your romantic path? Am I a tool for your amusement? Am I a toy when you’re bored! Or am I scenery glimpsed during your wandering journey! Or just trash you can casually discard after a perfunctory apology!?

Ah! In your heart, what am I really!!"

Hearing Bai Bufan’s classic losing-it lament like a bitterly resenting lady, Lin Li knew there was a standard answer—

Lin Li: "You’re not inside ☉‿☉."

Whatever you are to me, bro, you’re non-existent.

Bai Bufan chuckled and ground his teeth: "Mother of god! Go to SPA for me!"

Watching the increasingly heated quarrel between the two, Du Hansi couldn’t help but feel a bit worried.

Neither had any handy weapons, felt like no one could get killed, should he break a couple chair legs for them?

Forget it, just give Bai Bufan one, Nansang Middle School already has one Wang Ze.

However, Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s playful bickering soon subsided, after all, they were still in a different class right now, and ultimately Lin Li chose to compromise.

No choice, it was Bai Bufan’s good intention to treat from the start, not out of necessity, needed to appreciate it, this time let him off the hook.

"Oh—delicious!"

The two started repeating in admiration, occasionally encountering Du Hansi’s difficulties.

Like the tone, the actions, the vigor.

Clearly, the person at the next table wasn’t subjected to such strictness.

Evidently, this was Du Hansi’s love-turned-resentment toward Lin Li.

Lin Li couldn’t help but sigh: "Sigh, didn’t expect such things to happen today, I somewhat regret not listening to my mom’s advice when she sent me off in the morning."

Hearing this, Bai Bufan curiously looked over and asked:

"Huh? Auntie even predicted this? What did she tell you?"

Lin Li frowned, looked at Bai Bufan as if he were an idiot, slightly disdainfully and mockingly asked: "How would I know? Didn’t I say, I didn’t listen."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

You damn it.

So it was this strictly literal sense of not listening?

"Who the hell can infer that meaning!!"

Du Hansi: "Ahem."

Hearing this, the two looked up, but immediately realized why Du Hansi suddenly coughed at this moment—a fourth customer appeared at the door, now curiously surveying the entire classroom.

Lin Bai and the nearby brother who hadn’t finished the discount, the three exchanged glances, subtly nodding.

Lin Bai took a sip of the coffee that was still a bit tongue-burning, closed his eyes, and nodded with the nearby brother, then, keeping a proper interval, they voiced their admiration in sequence—

"Oh—delicious!"

"Oh—so delicious!"

"Oh—really delicious!"

"Is it really that delicious?"

Attracted by such an environment, the victim sat down and immediately asked, a bit curious.

Seeing the three sincerely nodding towards him, he also joyously nodded:

"Yay! Looking forward to it (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"

...

Looking forward to your mother.

There are bad people in Nansang Middle School.

When he learned the truth of the rules from a student of Class Fourteen with no love in life, he was already at the point of no pain greater than a dying heart.

The gap was simply too large.

It was like going for a full-body check-up, and after completing a rectal exam, the doctor very seriously told him there was good news and bad news. The good news being his rectum was perfectly normal, the bad news was he wasn’t a doctor and while examining, both his hands were actually on his shoulders.

Proctology exam, but with bullshit.

It’s this kind of sorrowful gap from Heaven to Hell, bro.

Ignoring this person’s slightly resentful gaze, Lin Li and Bai Bufan both completed their quota of 30 phrases, securing the maximum discount.

When Bai Bufan paid six yuan via scan, Du Hansi was perfectly satisfied, even this byd performed a European courtesy curtsy—lifting a maid’s skirt with both hands to the sides, bending knees slightly and bowing:

"Thank you for patronizing, hope you visit again."

Obviously, ’’revenge’’ gave him euphoric revenge satisfaction.

Bai Bufan increasingly felt he was an innocent victim, all Lin Li’s fault.

"Visit again, huh, do you think your shop has any repeat customers." Lin Li shook his head too.

"Hey, that’s gonna require me to share a hidden benefit for our loyal customers," Du Hansi showed a meaningful smile:

"If a returning customer brings a new customer to our shop to consume, they can directly enjoy the lowest discount without participating in the activity. Not only that, but they can also get an additional one yuan discount, so they only need to pay two yuan for a cup, of course, this only applies to the returning customer. The new customer still needs to fully participate in the activity to enjoy the lowest price."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan naturally understood instantly.