The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Chapter 520 I’m very serious!_1

The Happy Farmer Wanderer

Chapter 520 I’m very serious!_1

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Chapter 520: Chapter 520 I’m very serious!_1

After running his True Qi for three small heavenly cycles, Li Qing finally opened his eyes.

He exhaled a breath of turbid air and slowly clenched his fists.

Although it was only three small heavenly cycles, he felt as if his strength had surged tremendously.

Now, he felt that he could kill a cow with a single punch.

Though this might just be an illusion, the feeling of being filled with strength was quite pleasant.

It was a sensation Li Qing found quite addictive!

He felt like he was truly becoming stronger.

Although the thunder he conjured was terrifying, just opening his mouth to release lightning didn’t give him any tangible sense of strength.

"Done praying? Any little fairy agree to offer herself to you, you little rascal?"

Lu Furong approached Li Qing, smiling and arching her eyebrows as she asked.

Li Qing chuckled helplessly, "What little fairy? I was cultivating!"

Lu Furong clapped her hands together and called out to Sister Hu, "See, I told you, this kid must be practicing some evil arts!"

"He’s doing it to sleep with more women, or to say, to enhance his evil arts by sleeping with women!"

Sister Hu also seemed a bit startled, "I’ve heard about some cauldron stuff, you’re not talking about using us as cauldrons for your evil arts, are you?"

Li Qing suddenly had a full head of black lines, helplessly saying, "Don’t let your imagination run wild!"

"Although I can’t deny that there might be such evil arts in the world, I’m definitely not the one practicing them."

"If I were to use you as cauldrons, you wouldn’t be faring well, right? But look at you now, you’re all looking younger and more tender!"

"Won’t you admit that since knowing me, you’ve gotten at least ten years younger?"

Sister Hu paused for a moment, then suddenly pinched her ample and heavy charm and said, "I... seem even younger than ten years."

"When I was in my mid-twenties, my skin wasn’t even this good. This area used to sag a bit, but now it’s all perked up."

Lu Furong curled her lips, "That is indeed a fact."

Mumbling to herself, she suddenly shouted in shock, "Oh, I get it, you’re dual cultivating!"

"It must be! You’re enhancing your ability to please women, and the more you do it, the stronger you get. And the women who have been with you also get better and younger bodies because of the dual cultivation!"

"You little rascal, you’ve got the wrong idea here. With such a skill, you should be posting ads to shake up the world! I believe countless women would no longer go to beauty salons. They would be clambering over each other to throw themselves at you. You could be the bridegroom every night!"

"Maybe, you might even make a fortune with such a skill, and get rich!"

Li Qing’s face slowly darkened,

"Can you please stop letting your imagination run wild? I’m being perfectly serious here."

He really had never realized until now that Lu Furong’s imagination could be so outrageous.

It was a waste for her not to write novels.

"Really serious?" Lu Furong’s gaze shifted downward, glancing at Li Qing’s crotch, and teased, "I’ve never seen any serious person practice with their family jewels hanging out."

Li Qing was stunned.

Damn it!

How did she come up with the phrase "family jewels hanging out"?

He chuckled helplessly and explained, "Actually, the reason I did this is just because my mind is more peaceful right after the deed, which makes it easier to enter that profound state. It’s not that I enjoy being like this."

"My master is a long-famed Daoist from the Nine Truth Palace. The arts I practice are pure and orthodox, not crooked paths or evil ways."

Lu Furong huffed, "Your master is a Daoist, and yet you practice naked after being with a woman. Do you think that makes any sense?"

Li Qing was stunned for a moment, this...

Listening to that it really seemed somewhat illogical!

"But what I’m saying is true," Li Qing said helplessly, "My master, Sister Hu, has seen him, the old Daoist who gave us the divination."

"His Taoist name is Xuan Chen Zhenren, a person almost like a half-immortal over three hundred years old, you really can’t make jokes about this kind of thing!"

"Your master is that old Daoist?!" Sister Hu asked in surprise.

Li Qing nodded, "Some things might be unclear for the moment, but this matter is not false, and I haven’t cultivated any evil arts."

"Alright, I’ll tentatively believe what you’re saying," Lu Furong said, "I just want to ask you one thing, can a Daoist be with women?"

"It depends on the sect, I am a lay disciple, which is not included!" Li Qing said with a light smile.

"Do you remember the elixir I gave you? That was a genuine Immortality Elixir, one pill is eight hundred thousand, and long-term use can preserve youth forever!"

Lu Furong abruptly froze, "You’re saying, that little pill... eight hundred thousand?"

"The price is even higher on the black market!" Li Qing said indifferently.

"That thing is actually worth more than gold, and I swallowed it just like that!" Lu Furong became agitated in an instant, "Eight hundred thousand!"

"Qingzi, can long-term use really preserve youth forever?" Sister Hu asked, shocked.

"It is possible, and this long-term use does not mean to keep eating it forever, but rather to use it according to one’s physical condition, with the amount varying," Li Qing explained, "Some might stabilize their appearance and stop the aging of their bodily functions after taking three to five pills, but others might need dozens. It varies with individual constitutions."

"Cousin, forget about it, even if we sell everything we’ve got, we could only afford two or three pills at most. How could we possibly keep taking them!" Lu Furong suddenly muttered somewhat forlornly, "The allure of eternal youth is indeed very powerful; it’s making me really tempted."

"But one must be content, I’ve already eaten eight hundred thousand in one gulp!"

The corners of Li Qing’s mouth curved into a faint smile, "I refined that Immortality Elixir!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Furong and Sister Hu were instantly dumbfounded.

The expressions on both of their faces were almost identical, shocked to the point that their eyeballs nearly popped out.

"You... refined it?!" cried out Lu Furong in astonishment.

"Qingzi, is it really refined by you?" Sister Hu pressed on.

Li Qing nodded his head, "Although the monthly production isn’t high, ensuring that my woman stays forever young is still something I can manage."

Lu Furong and Sister Hu were so astonished it took them quite a while to snap back to reality.

After a brief moment, Lu Furong bit her thin lips lightly, squeezed her full bosom together with both hands, and threw Li Qing a flirtatious glance, speaking in a coy voice, "You little bad boy, still got it in you? I’m up for any position with you!"

"Ah, my apologies, I misspoke. My dear husband, still want to go on? Whatever you like, I can do, you know!"

Sister Hu, dumbstruck, looked towards Lu Furong, swallowed her saliva quietly, and twitched frantically at the corners of her mouth.

She instinctively wanted to squeeze her own fullness as well, but ultimately, she didn’t have the thick skin that Lu Furong had and couldn’t bring herself to say those words.

Li Qing was also dumbfounded.

Was this still the Lu Furong he knew?

What happened to your aloofness?

"Weren’t you done for?" Li Qing said with a wry smile.

Lu Furong gave Li Qing another seductive look, speaking tenderly, "In front of my husband, how could I ever say no!"

"As long as my husband desires it, let alone being worn out, I would willingly be worn to death!"

Li Qing: ...

People, they really do change.

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