Kaizen stopped acting like a clown immediately. There was a very good reason for that.

You can act like a big boss all you want, but you have to be smart enough to know when to shut up before you get your head kicked in.

Currently, he was a pathetic F-Rank loser. Even with his four SSS-Rank cheat skills, his body was still a weak noodle.

Aria, on the other hand, was E+ Rank.

That is basically one step away from D- Rank.

She was a mage who could probably turn him into a charcoal briquette with one finger.

’She could actually kill me right now. But I’m not here to die. I am here to conquer those mountain-sized assets.’

So, before she decided to hide his body in a dumpster, he started talking really fast.

"I am telling you, I am her biggest fan ever! I think she is the real Chosen One. Forget that loser Leo, Kitty is the only one who matters!"

Kaizen looked at her from the corner of his eye to see if she was blushing.

He was using his SSS-Rank info to hit her right in the feelings.

[Likes: Being the center of attention, people calling her a magic genius, sweet buns (the bread kind, mostly), and quiet places to hide. Lavender flowers.]

[Dislikes: Being ignored, losing to anyone, and being called a weak little girl.]

[Hidden Desire: She just wants to be "the chosen one" and have someone obsess over her.]

[Current Feeling: "This... w-w-what is he saying... aaargghhh...."]

"I think she’s so talented at magic, and her buns... I mean, her personality is just perfect. If I ever met her, I would give her all the lavender flowers in the world and tell her she is the best!"

Aria’s face started to turn as red as a tomato.

She was shaking, but not because she was mad anymore.

She was being hit by a wave of pure, unfiltered simping that she usually only saw in her private chat rooms.

’The hook is set. Now I just need to reel in the big fish.’

Kaizen thought, a perverted grin growing in his mind.

"And do you want to know what I would do if I finally saw her in person? Hmm?"

"W-w-what would you d-d-do...?"

Aria slapped her hands over her mouth but it was too late.

She actually asked him!

She was totally panicking because even with all her fans online, nobody ever called her the Chosen One.

The just hurled dirty comments, which she and her boyfriend secretly liked.

It was like this thug was reading her mind and hitting every single one of her secret buttons.

Kaizen stood up slowly and walked toward her. Aria took a step back with her face turning as red as a spicy pepper.

"I would simply walk up to her and drop to my knees like this."

He thudded onto the floor right in front of her.

"W-what are you doing?! Get up!"

"Then I would look up at her and say: You are the most beautiful lady I have ever seen. I will buy you sweet buns every day and worship you like a goddess."

Kaizen felt like his soul was dying from the cringe dialogues he was spitting, but it was working like a charm.

Aria’s brain was basically melting into a puddle of horny confusion.

[Sh-shit! Sweet buns?! How does he... what is happening...]

It was working so well that Kaizen decided to see if this world really had porn game logic.

He gave a dirty smirk and looked at her thighs.

"Then I would take the goddess’s legs and worship them just like this."

"Eh?"

Before she could even scream, Kaizen grabbed her smooth legs.

They were covered in tight knee-high socks that made her thighs look extra juicy under that short blue skirt.

He leaned in and started kissing her knees and rubbing his face against her soft skin right where the socks ended.

Aria let out a tiny, pathetic squeak as she felt his hot breath right near her danger zone.

Her legs started shaking, and for the first time in her life, the President forgot all about her authority.

"W-wait!"

Her brain was officially cooked.

She was vibrating like a phone on silent mode.

"W-what do you think you are doing, Mr. Kaizen?!"

"Me? I am just showing you how I plan to worship my goddess. Why? Are you my goddess, Ms. President?"

Kaizen looked up from the floor and gave her the dirtiest smirk in the history of the academy.

Aria shook her head so fast her glasses almost flew off.

"N-not at all! I am not! How could I be a goddess?!"

"Then just shut up and watch how I will worship her."

He started planting wet, soft kisses all over her bare knees.

His hands slid up, reaching past the socks and grabbing her thick lower thighs.

His fingers sank into her soft, milky skin like it was warm butter.

"W-wait... nghh~"

"I will tell her that she doesn’t deserve a boring loser like Mr. Cat as a boyfriend because he is too much of a ’nice guy’ for a queen like her. Mwah! Lick~ Lick~"

His tongue dragged a long, wet line up the inside of her thigh, getting dangerously close to the edge of her blue skirt.

"Ngh~"

[Wh-what is happening to me... why does this feel so good... what is this warm feeling in my panties...]

Plain and simple, Aria was a total virgin.

Even though she has been with her boyfriend since they were five years old, they never did the dirty deed.

They were always super awkward.

Even holding hands was a huge deal that made them sweat and blush.

Well, it was a big deal for Kenji at least.

He was a perfect gentleman from a perfect family, so he never tried to touch her "assets" or take any advantage.

He was so respectful it was actually annoying.

As Aria grew up, her body started developing in ways that made men lose their minds.

Everywhere she went, people oggled her like she was a piece of wagyu beef.

Husbands stared at her curves while their wives glared at her with pure hate.

But Aria was from a very famous and fancy family.

She was trained to be proper and look at everyone like they were disgusting bugs.

Outwardly, she acted like she hated the attention.

But deep inside? She was a total attention whore.

She loved it when people looked at her, and she wanted more.

As time went on, her thirst for being watched became so bad she was almost ready to do something crazy in public.

Kenji saw her struggling and, being a "good guy," he came up with a plan to save their family names from shame.

"Aria-chan, we should start streaming with a mask on. That way, you can get all the attention you want without anyone knowing it is you."

And just like that, Ms. Kitty and Mr. Cat were born.

Behind the mask, Aria could be as raunchy and thirsty as she wanted.

But in real life, she was still the cold "Ice Queen" who had never even been felt up.

Until now.

Kaizen’s tongue was currently doing things to her thigh that Kenji hadn’t even dreamed of in his eighteen years of life.

"Nngh... stop... no... stop..."

[My god... this feeling... wh-what is this...]