"Bro, what is it? Why did you call me out here in the dark?"

"My dear bestie, I am about to offer you a deal you absolutely won’t be able to refuse."

Like a seasoned salesman about to pull off a sketchy crypto scam, Kaizen leaned in close.

And like the ultimate gullible target who just loves being scammed, Leo-kun eagerly nodded his head, his eyes shining with anticipation.

"A glorious walk with Sera-chan... through the beautiful parts of the dungeon... just the two of you... holding hands..."

"Ukhhh!"

Leo instantly clutched his chest like he’d just been shot by a Cupid arrow made of pure uranium.

It was simply too glorious to comprehend!

He imagined the scenario in his head and his simple little hero heart completely melted into mush. 𝕗𝚛𝚎𝚎𝐰𝗲𝗯𝗻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝕞

Seeing this pathetic reaction, Kaizen’s left eye twitched.

’Really? This is the guy? How the hell did I manage to turn him into a giga-chad woman-stealer in the game?’

Looking at the person who was supposed to be the main protagonist.

The legendary, cold-blooded harem master of this entire game world!

Kaizen was at a total loss for words.

This guy wasn’t that guy at all.

He was sure of it now.

Something had definitely changed in the matrix.

The universe’s code was completely broken.

"Yes! Please, bro! I want to hold hands with her so bad! Tell me what I have to do!"

Leo-kun practically dropped to his knees, his hands clasped together in a desperate prayer position.

Kaizen’s signature, villainous smirk crept back onto his face.

"All you have to do is..."

.

..

...

"I can sense the boss monster is strong... Very strong. Just stay behind me. You guys are nothing but dead weight anyway."

Kaito-kun placed his chin on his propped-up hand, looking exactly like the edgy anime leader scolding his worthless subordinates.

But obviously, absolutely nobody in the team even glanced in his direction.

This level of severe cringe was completely normal for everyone, including Kaizen, who had already played the game and knew the script.

’The boss monster is literally just a D-rank Hobgoblin.’

’But sure, act like it’s a legendary dragon since all of these guys are just D-rank too.’

Kaizen couldn’t care less about the boss monster right now.

If this were any other normal group of students, they would have been peeing their pants in fear.

But he wasn’t worried at all.

He had the literal main characters of the universe fighting for him.

That poor Hobgoblin didn’t stand a chance!

Instead, Kaizen needed to focus on much bigger, much more pressing problems here.

And that was... how to grab Sera’s athletic ass.

’I could have just grabbed all three heroines’ asses by now, but that would be a very bad idea.’

Kaizen knew that rushing things only led to a beating.

He needed to lay a solid foundation to reap the rewards later.

In this twisted game world, the stupid creator was always waiting to drop a crazy quest on his head out of nowhere.

’That stupid author will literally give me a quest like: Fuck a main character in one hour or your dick explodes. He is exactly that kind of perverted idiot!’

If a sudden death-quest like that dropped right now, a normal villain would be dead.

But by being a tactical genius, Kaizen now had a perfect base of operations.

Fuck a main character? Hina-chan was already broken and ready!

Fuck two main characters? He could easily fuck Aria tomorrow if he played his cards right!

He had all the winning cards laid out perfectly.

A smug smile spread across Kaizen’s face when he felt Sera-chan’s suspicious eyes locked on him from across the campfire.

It was finally time to execute his last grand plan of the day.

’Time to complete the quest...’

He stood up from his log and stretched his arms over his head.

"I’m gonna go take a quick leak. Wait for me here, guys."

Kaizen deliberately turned and gave Leo-kun a heavy, conspicuous wink.

And of course, that little gesture was seen by none other than Sera-chan, who immediately narrowed her eyes to slits.

The trap was set, and the pink-haired tsundere was about to walk right into it.

After Kaizen left, Sera stood up too.

"Ha! Me too. I want to take a leak too."

"Right on time, Sera-chan! I mean—you should totally go do your stuff. Have a great time!"

Leo was acting incredibly suspicious now. What the hell did he mean by "right on time"?

’Chaa! This is making me so mad! I am gonna beat the hell out of that stupid trash and get my answers!’

Sera had only one goal now, and it definitely wasn’t to take a leak!

It was to leak whatever secret plan that trash was cooking up with her Leo-kun!

She gave a smug look to the little bimbo Hina, who just smiled back for some weird reason, and left the camp hurriedly.

’Where is he? Where is he? Ah! There!’

She spotted him by the dim light of the dungeon’s mana crystals.

"HA! What is that?! Is that a peanut?! Fu fu fu! Does the trash have a peanut-sized manhood?! Fu fu fu~"

She was looking at Kaizen’s shadow on the wall, and there was practically nothing there!

It looked like a literal peanut between his fingers!

"HA! Sera-chan saw me! Waaah!!!! I am doomed! Please don’t bully me! I won’t speak a single word about me and Leo-kun’s secret plan at all!"

Sera’s green eyes gleamed with pure victory!

’So there really was a plan! Cha! And this trash is just one threat away from spilling everything!’

Sera felt so smug that she had uncovered the conspiracy all by herself.

She praised her own genius.

’I am simply superior to Hina in every single way!’

Well, apart from the physical departments that men usually drool over.

’Mhmm! Fuck that! Hers is just fat anyway! Mine is athletic and better! Hmph!’

While Sera was busy pondering her superiority, Kaizen quietly tossed away the small, round pebble he had been holding between his fingers and zipped up his pants.

He gave a gentle pat to his actual noble beast, which was currently semi-sleeping inside his trousers.

’Not yet! Deception is the ultimate war-winner. Everything is a setup for the future.’

There was a very specific reason for showing her a pebble shadow instead of his actual ten-inch monster.

Foolish people would think showing a pristine specimen like Sera-chan a massive dong would instantly make her drop to her knees.

But those are just fools playing a loser’s game.

All of Kaizen’s actions were meticulously planned for a massive later payoff.

’He he he... it’s only a matter of time...’

"You! Trash! Spill it all right now or else you are dead!"

Sera balled her hand into a fist and punched the cavern wall right next to Kaizen’s head.

Foosh! Doom!

Instantly, a big chunk of solid rock shattered into tiny smithereens!

"Waaah! Please don’t kill me! I will spill the beans!"

’More like spread your legs and spill my beans later. Fu fu fu~’

Kaizen thought, acting like a total scaredy-cat with his hands over his head.

"Yes, yes! Tell me! Right now!"

Sera smirked.

’He he he. Look at this trash cowering. Once a trash, always a trash.’

Kaizen looked up at Sera’s face and instantly got a raging boner.

Her angry, panting mouth was wide open, perfectly shaped for a deep-throat blowjob.

"T-T-that is... please don’t tell anyone! I am only saying it because I don’t want to get crushed between your perfectly toned, muscular, lust-bounding thighs that are way better than anything that bimbo Hina-chan could ever dream of... waaah!"

Sera just closed her eyes, completely bathing in the praise.

[Inner Thought: Fu fu fu! Perfect thighs! Way better than that bimbo Hina! Fu fu fu~]

That was her internal celebration, but the blush on her face was too much to handle, so she instinctively punched down on his head anyway.

"Ouch!! Haa! The plan... the plan..."

"Yes, what’s the plan? Or are you going to eat my fist once again?!"

"The pl-plan is for Leo-kun to... to... to grab Sera-chan’s ass tonight..."

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"Ehhh? Nani?!!!!"