You are all bad women! Don't come over!-Chapter 378 - 367: Girlfriend Who is Very Good at Chopping People
"After all that... are you satisfied now?" After the Nine Stars in a Row, Shen Mochen weakly raised his hand, his tears falling, "I really don't have a single drop left!"
Heaven is truly hell, and hell is truly heaven.
"It seems your evil has been completely purified," Catherine, quite satisfied, took off her stockings, tossing the dirtied black ones aside, "I'm going to take a shower first, you change the bedding, and you'd better go next door to wash up too."
Catherine entered the bathroom, and the sound of running water soon followed. Shen Mochen, trembling, supported himself up; Yin Huailian and Xia Qingrou used to be so gentle.
After changing the messy sheets and quilt cover, Shen Mochen headed next door to Yuncui's place for a hot shower, then grabbed a set of Yuncui's pajamas and headed back.
Wait a minute, is there really a need to share a bed with Catherine? It's so cramped sleeping together, even turning over isn't easy. Why don't I sleep at Yuncui's place tonight?
Right, wouldn't it be better if I just slept in Yuncui's room? So comfortable, having a bed all to myself!
No, no... what am I thinking? Is this the thought of a normal person? That's Catherine we're talking about! The slim, long-legged, 75G Catherine! The angelic beauty!
Wake up, little brother, how can you let rationality defeat you!
Dammit, I feel so guilty now, I really want to go kowtow by Caiyu's bedside. I'm such a scoundrel, my life's a complete mess!
Why am I so sad now? Why are people so foolish? Where is the origin of the universe, and what's its future? Where is the future of humanity? What is the meaning of humanity? Amitabha, boundless heavenly lords… All good men and women cultivate the Mind of Supreme Perfect Enlightenment, but how should they abide? How should they tame their minds? No, no, no, the Way of Eternal Truth, those who understand gain it themselves, why bother to ask? Besides, superior men do not compete, inferior men love to compete; Superior virtue is not virtuous, inferior virtue clings to virtue; Those who cling, do not know the Way of Virtue. The sage does not die, the great thief does not stop... What is cultivating the Mind of Supreme Perfect Enlightenment? It is delusional mind, it does not attain the true path...
At this moment, Shen Mochen's thoughts had already entered a sublime state, feeling as though he had comprehended the grand way of the world's workings, as if the laws of everything and the universe were completely clear to him.
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"Why did you just come back? I couldn't find your hairdryer, help me look for it," Catherine said, drying her hair, having changed into Shen Mochen's T-shirt, with her triangle underwear marking a faint line on her delicate behind.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? What is this Buddha, and what's Lord Lao Zi? Tonight nothing can stop me from sleeping with her!
Shen Mochen suddenly snapped out of it, hiding Yuncui's pajamas behind him.
Really, I almost went down the wrong path!
After drying Catherine's hair, she leaned back on the bed playing with a tablet while Shen Mochen aimlessly browsed news on his phone. Although Shen Mochen had mostly returned to normal, he was still in a sage-like state tonight, so Catherine was indeed safe, even though they were under the same blanket.
"I'm so bored, let's sleep…" Catherine put away the tablet, turned over, and hugged Shen Mochen's neck, deliberately rubbing against him.
"Do you realize how dangerous you're being?" Shen Mochen slowly inhaled the faint mint scent and glanced at her.
Biting Shen Mochen's ear, Catherine's tone was teasing, "If you're still up for it, I might not say no."
Shen Mochen gritted his teeth, just you wait, one day I'll recover!
"Let's sleep a bit later," Shen Mochen glanced at his phone, it had been half a day, and unbeknownst to them, it was almost midnight.
"Well, okay, also to not let your efforts go to waste," shrugged Catherine.
She knew what Shen Mochen was waiting for, and she herself was faintly expecting something. Though the chance was only one percent, it was still a hundred times higher than before.
Even she, the ultimate heiress, longed for those superhero-esque mysterious powers.
In this world, which girl hasn't fantasized about awakening her superpower? Especially with Shen Mochen around, it meant her superpower could stay with her for life.
"If I were to awaken my superpower, I'd reward you," Catherine stretched lazily.
"What kind of reward?"
"How about I give you Fuzi?" Catherine's eyes swept across the room.
"Cough, cough..." Shen Mochen choked on his saliva and couldn't help but say, "Don't joke about that."
"Wow, and here I thought you wanted to be the playboy with four girls on the go. Why the sudden act of a gentleman?"
Shen Mochen retorted, "Even if I were a playboy, I wouldn't just take any girl who comes my way, right? That would never end! Plus, don't tarnish my reputation out of nowhere. When did I ever want four? It has always just been three!"
"Are you excluding Teacher Cai?" Catherine's smile lifted at the corners, mysteriously, "She'd be heartbroken to know."
"She... she's just my sister," Shen Mochen ruffled his hair, speaking hesitantly.
Catherine sneered condescendingly: "Yin Caiyu was also your 'sister' before, wasn't she?"
Shen Mochen was at a loss for words.
A pleased and mischievous smile appeared on Catherine's face: "If she ever wakes up, the expression on her face when she learns how other women have ruined her favorite man, time and again... I can't wait to see her defenses shatter."
"Are you... are you a devil..."
"All your fault, Shen Mochen. It's because you're too flirtatious, too easily seduced by bad women."
Shen Mochen coughed, "Even if she wakes up, don't provoke her. She's very strong…"
Catherine blinked, "But I have you, right? My dear fiancé will surely protect me, won't you?"
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Seeing Catherine revel in chaos, Shen Mochen suddenly felt a headache coming on… but before he could think of what to say, Catherine's body suddenly burst into dazzling white light.
Shen Mochen was stunned, but with his experience, he instantly realized—Catherine had awakened.
The awakening process ended quickly; the light inside her body gradually softened and eventually faded.
Catherine slowly opened her eyes, a hint of joy in her gaze, but more so an unfathomable teasing.
"What superpower did you awaken?" Shen Mochen quickly asked with a smile.
"I remember you said you liked girlfriends who were good at chopping people up," Catherine smiled along.
"I never said that..." Shen Mochen thought to himself that he only mentioned Xia Qingrou's excellent knife skills, that she was great at chopping, not that he liked girlfriends who were great at that! It was just that his girlfriend happened to be good at it!
Wait a second, what did she mean by suddenly bringing this up...
Shen Mochen paused, then cautiously asked, "May I ask, what is your superpower…?"
