Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!-Chapter 160 - 133: Calculate What I’ll Reincarnate As in My Next Life
Mu Yunchu’s reaction thoroughly brought the mood of the netizens down.
Especially those who had just discovered that this fateful person was good-looking.
Although the former hadn’t said anything, they already concluded from Mu Yunchu’s expression that this fateful person was also a jerk.
[What the heck is going on today? Did we accidentally stumble into a jerk’s nest?]
[The chances are almost as high as the probability of me encountering jerks in my life relationships.]
[??? Sisters... Alright, hearing about your experience, I can only express my sympathy.]
[Since he’s a jerk, let’s welcome this unlucky fellow then!]
...
Mu Yunchu glanced at the comments.
Though this phrase often appears in the livestream chat, and usually, she doesn’t agree with it, thinking the term is inaccurate.
The person who wins her lucky draw, how could they be called an ’unlucky fellow’?
Clearly, ’fortunate one’ is the most accurate term to use.
But today, she really couldn’t refute it.
Because after a quick look at this fateful person in front of her, the term might actually be fitting. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎
The man appeared to be in his early twenties, with outstanding appearance, and a meticulously styled haircut, clearly well-cared for. But his clothes didn’t quite match him, not just ill-fitting but also... somewhat dirty and messy.
And there were obvious dark circles under his eyes.
Overall, he seemed like the type you’d only see in Japanese TV dramas, a troubled young man.
Even his attractive eyes looked listless.
[Why does this unlucky fellow look less like a jerk and more like he’s been wronged?]
[Get out of here; he must have been indulging excessively. The dark circles around his eyes say a lot.]
[Wow... you know everything. Do you also know the men’s bedroom tales?]
[Sigh... His looks truly fit my aesthetic. It’s a shame he’s a jerk, isn’t it?]
Several sighed in the comments, leaving Mu Yunchu bewildered.
Where did these people confirm that the fateful person is a jerk?
However, she didn’t feel like explaining at the moment and directly asked the man opposite what he wanted to have divined.
Ye Zhixia first swiftly sent a ’Starship’ gift.
Although this phone was different from the one he usually used, it didn’t make much difference for his profession.
Then he answered Mu Yunchu’s question.
Despite his current state, he couldn’t disregard the rules of the livestream.
After all, he knew all too well how hard these streamers work.
Of course... the staff behind them work even harder.
He shook his head, throwing aside things that had nothing to do with him anymore, and started seriously pondering what question could make his thousand bucks worth it.
[What do you think he will want to know?]
[I bet it’s about love!]
[Why?]
[It’d be a pity if such a handsome guy didn’t ask about love.]
[Bias! I think he’s definitely asking about his career. This age is the time to strive, or else you’ll have no money to woo girls. With money, even at forty, plenty of young women will come running to you.]
[Isn’t it more straightforward to ask about wealth then?]
Generally, those who come for fortune-telling usually have a few types of questions.
There’s also life and death.
But usually, life, death, and lifespan are forbidden areas in fortune-telling and can’t be easily divined.
Thousands in the stream guessed for half a day, thinking they had covered all possibilities on the screen.
But they didn’t expect Ye Zhixia’s response to shock them.
"Why don’t you divine what I’ll reincarnate into in my next life?" he asked.
[???]
"Will I become something like a rich person?" His eyes lit up as he spoke, completely different from before.
[Whoa! You can ask that?]
[Asking what you’ll reincarnate into in your next life, buddy, your thinking is a bit too abstract!]
The netizens were startled by his question.
Actually, with so many people in the livestream, there’s no way no one has ever been curious about this question.
But most believe, matters of the next life should be pondered in the next life. Since they’re alive now, figuring out how to make this life better is of utmost importance.
Some couldn’t bear it and wanted to suggest he ask something else.
[Why not ask something else? A thousand bucks for this kind of question doesn’t seem worth it.]
[I’ve only seen someone ask a tarot expert about their past life. Never seen anyone ask about what they’ll reincarnate into in their next life.]
[Trust me, you’re still young; it’s a bit premature to ask such a question.]
[Actually, I’m more curious about what happens if the streamer really tells him he’ll reincarnate as a rich person, living a prosperous life, never having to endure the hardships of a job. What would the fateful person do? Surely he won’t jump off a building on the spot, will he?]
[... Good question.]
[Don’t say, it actually doesn’t seem impossible.]
...
Seeing everyone’s thoughts veering off into incorrect territory, Mu Yunchu quickly spoke up.
"I don’t suggest you do something like that."
After all, this fateful person is different from them.
Because Ye Zhixia is already dead.
He’s a ghost now.
Though it’s uncertain why he not only has a physical form but can appear normally in the public view.
Suicide, in itself, is a crime, especially when reaching King Yan, punishments await.
[San Genglai: The streamer is right.]
Many who commit suicide must accept punishment first, before being allowed to reincarnate.
Mu Yunchu, without shifting her gaze, shared these truths.
After looking at the screen and seeing everyone explaining they were only joking and didn’t actually have such thoughts, she let out a sigh of relief.
"If worse comes to worst, you can buy a talisman paper, at least it can solve many problems."
[Don’t worry streamer, we’re not going to commit suicide! It’s not easy coming to the human world, I must live joyfully for once!]
[Hahaha... Streamer is so cute, seriously trying to pitch to us.]
[But I think she’s telling the truth. A few days ago, because a boss at my workplace kept groping me during work, it almost made me depressed. Later, I sought an anti-villain talisman from the streamer, and it was resolved.]
[We trust the streamer, but the issue is... she has to set up the online store first!]
Mu Yunchu naturally cleared her throat and looked back at Ye Zhixia opposite her.
"About your question..."
Ye Zhixia concentrated again.
His reason for asking was to see whether he should proactively reincarnate.
If life would be miserable, then he might as well continue being a lonely soul.
"My question..."
She earnestly replied, "You’ll be reincarnated as a mosquito in your next life."
[???]
Ye Zhixia: ???
