Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 876 - 434: Master of All Masters_3
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Three days later.
The two classes merged into one.
Not knowing about this, Old Man Jia from the Beast Taming Sect pushed the door open to enter the classroom and was taken aback by the scene before him.
Why are there so many people?
The seating arrangement was not the usual one-person desk setup that only allowed front-to-back communication. Instead, seven or eight tables were joined to form a circle.
Moreover, today's classroom was not only filled with those old folks but also a bunch of kids, some of whom were from his own family.
"This is bizarre," Old Man Jia muttered and was about to leave.
However, as soon as he took a step, someone stopped him.
Today, Shi Xiu had not pretentiously covered his face with his hair. Instead, he wore an honest-looking bun and said with a grin.
"Old Man Jia, your seat is over there."
Following Shi Xiu's direction, Old Man Jia saw that his seat was right next to his young family member.
His Old Ascender instincts immediately raised an alarm.
He felt something was suspicious about this.
Just as he was about to react, Chen Mushi, sitting like a protector by the podium, stood up.
Holding a Sword Box in one hand and a turtle shell in the other, his eyes glared at him like copper bells.
Helplessly, Old Man Jia snorted coldly, gestured at Shi Xiu and Chen Mushi with his fingers, and then flicked his sleeve to walk to his seat.
After being greeted with waves of "Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa" much like the grandpa of the Gourd Brothers, he finally sat down, ready for class to start.
Old Man Jia noticed that the arrangement for other Old Ascenders was similar, each group was arranged with their own descendants.
Like Master Cheng from Dragon Tiger Mountain, who hadn't even warmed his seat before he began to suffer the torment of Tang and his entourage.
Seeing those young rascals from Dragon Tiger Mountain, Old Man Jia sighed and thought to himself that Dragon Tiger Mountain was doomed.
However, what he didn't know was that the real torment hadn't begun.
Once everyone was seated, Shi Xiu checked the time and wondered why Zhang Ze hadn't arrived yet. They had agreed to be the main and secondary instructors, so where was he?
After waiting for another moment, it wasn't until Chen Mushi, holding the turtle shell, looked at Shi Xiu, that a wooden dove slowly flew in from the window, carrying a card in its mouth, which read:
[The PE teacher said I'm sick, I'm taking the day off, please make an extra effort today, Senior Brother Shi. I'll treat you to milk tea another day.]
Shi Xiu, "? "
Having overly trusted Zhang Ze's character, Shi Xiu was once again tricked, and silently crushed the card into a ball and sighed deeply.
"Class begins."
The first half of the class was roughly the same as three days ago, with Shi Xiu once again explaining the basic Dharma methods. However, there was some difference in the latter half.
In the free discussion segment.
Old Man Jia forced a stiff face, looking at his little great-granddaughter beside him, momentarily unsure of what to say.
"Great-great-great-grandpa, look! I connected!"
The little girl was incredibly adorable, raising her hand high and waving it in front of Old Man Jia.
A gray little ball wobbled around like a headless little fly.
"Great-great-great-grandpa, see if I'm doing anything wrong and teach me!" The little girl had a sincere look, eager to learn.
Old Man Jia forced a smile, unsure of what to do.
Teach how? He himself hadn't even learned it yet.
Old Man Jia was baffled, unable to comprehend why his silly little great-granddaughter learned so quickly, whereas he had practiced for three days yet hadn't grasped it.
As he was making excuses, Old Man Jia heard Shi Xiu on the podium say, "Once the free discussion ends, we will invite a senior to come up and demonstrate and share some insights."
Not just Old Man Jia, but everyone except the newly inducted Old Ascenders were taken aback, and they all looked at Shi Xiu with a very clear look. 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖
If you dare to call me up there, you're dead after class.
Their eyes pierced like daggers, but Shi Xiu was unfazed, as he stepped back slightly, placing the discipline officer in front of him.
Originally glaring at the stone ball, the brother-in-law got excited and immediately picked up the turtle shell to glare back.
The brother-in-law was quite formidable now, with the turtle shell in hand, and no young family members around, he was invincible in this class.
No matter who he faced.
Old Man Jia averted his eyes, ignoring Chen Mushi. As he was without ideas, a voice softly reached his ears again.
"You don't know how? Call me good brother and I'll teach you..."
Looking back, it was his old acquaintance from Medicine King Valley, this old guy had a smug look on his face, as if begging to be asked for help.
At that moment, a small ball in his hand was flying erratically.
Old Man Jia gave him a "scram" look and ignored him, bending down to look at his little great-granddaughter with a smile and said.
"Little girl, demonstrate again and tell me what you were thinking, and great-grandpa will give you some pointers."
The little girl had never seen her family's elder so kind and immediately mustered her enthusiasm to start explaining, "First, you must..."
"Yes, yes, that's great, and then?"
"Then, you should..."
Listening to his little great-granddaughter, Old Man Jia suddenly had a revelation.
Perhaps he was overthinking things earlier.
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Behind Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, Zhang Ze was assembling a Thousand Mechanism Magical Artifact.
It was a useful thing.
Junior Sister was leaning on the small stone table at the back, tilting her head and asking.
"Is it okay not to attend class?"
"Of course, it's no problem at all. I called in sick."
"But the PE teacher... Didn't you just make that up?"
"Not at all, I have evidence. If you don't believe me, look."
With that, Zhang Ze sent a diagnosis certificate flying to Junior Sister.
It read:
[Lack of sleep, moodiness, suggested to drink more hot water, internally consume pig trotters, sausages, steamed pork, pork knuckles...]
"Which doctor issued this?" Junior Sister was bewildered.
Zhang Ze, "Maomao."
Junior Sister, "?"
She paused briefly but, with a good memory, quickly realized it. She remembered Maomao was indeed both a PE teacher and a doctor.
And had the certification.
However.
If she remembered correctly, Maomao was the PE teacher at Little Qilin Kindergarten and also served as the principal.
As for being a doctor... Junior Sister recalled that Maomao specialized in the psychological health of dogs.
Seeing Zhang Ze tinkering with the Thousand Mechanism device, Junior Sister thought that Zhang Ze probably forgot about this.
So she decided not to mention it.
Some things are better left unknown.
Unaware of the mistaken doctor visit, Zhang Ze inserted a crystal stone into the array eye, watching it slowly light up, Zhang Ze stepped back.
Whether it would succeed or not would only be known after some time.
Returning to the table, Zhang Ze took a sip of tea, then engaged in a staring contest with Junior Sister.
Neither spoke, just stared at each other.
As if they could gaze at each other forever.
Until the crystal stone glowed halfway, perhaps out of boredom, Junior Sister suddenly propped herself up, looked into Zhang Ze's eyes, and said.
"Senior Brother, let me perform something for you."
Zhang Ze, "What kind of performance."
Junior Sister, "Breaking a stone on my chest!"
Saying that, Junior Sister took off her outer garment.
Zhang Ze, "?"







