Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 695 - 368: 315 has passed, so the fake certificates are easier to handle

"Oi! Maomao, where are you going?" the Cat Lady Emperor called out from behind.

Maomao turned its head, barked at the Cat Lady Emperor, and then pointed its nose towards the Spirit Deer Valley floating above the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion.

"Woof!"

Since the time of the Qinghe Association, the Spirit Deer Valley has been moved to the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion by Junior Sister and has not left since. It has been kept as a new spectacle here.

Besides serving as the Beast Taming Sect's spirit beast kindergarten and the Medicine King Valley's vegetable garden, it has also been developed into a tourist and leisure site, open to the disciples of the Six Sects.

Inviting a few friends to have a drink in the open area of the Spirit Deer Valley has become a new trend among the Small Ascenders of the Six Sects recently.

However, due to the Northern Territory situation, it has been half a month since any casual visitors have come here.

Yet, despite this, the Spirit Deer Valley is not lonely. On the contrary, it is even more lively than usual.

Lively like a school evening self-study session after all the homeroom teachers have gone to a meeting.

With fewer cultivators to oversee, those small spirit beasts born in the Spirit Deer Valley endowed with Dragon Qi and many spirit grass and immortal plants that have gained intelligence are now left to their own devices.

Gathering together every day to play cards and gossiping is quite enjoyable.

Cultivators use Duel Monsters to play cards, so spirit beasts naturally use Duel Maniacs to play cards.

Sitting on a stone with a red string tied around its waist, the plump, doll-like Spirit Jade Ginseng with its pink, pudgy legs was rubbing its foot skin while playing a card.

"Activate Daoist Card, Lily's Ambition, send the Terrain Spell [Original: Thousand Mechanism Pavilion] to the graveyard, and add [Royal City: Heaven-Blasting Gang] to my hand, while also special summoning [Lily Tyrant]."

Across from the Spirit Jade Ginseng sat a clumsy Little Dragon Wood Bear, with a light blue Octopus on its head.

Octopus's brow bore a hard bone, with a transparent membrane at its center in which a Dragon Eye-like crystal stone spun erratically.

Octopus scratched its head, glanced at the proud Spirit Jade Ginseng, and casually played a card, "Hand trap, send [Thousand Mechanism Pavilion: Zhang Ze] to the graveyard, nullifying all card effects with 'Lily' in their name."

As the masked Sword Sect disciple's figure flashed past, the wicked apparition of Lily Tyrant shattered, and [Royal City: Heaven-Blasting Gang] was shuffled back into the deck.

Spirit Jade Ginseng was taken aback, "Wait, why are you using a Zhang Ze card in a Celestial Sect deck?"

Octopus spread its eight hands wide, "The real duel begins off the field. I had already figured out you would use the Lily deck today, so I prepared in advance.

"Why don't you put a few Old Ascenders from the Sword Sect in your deck too?

"Also, can you please respect our sacred duel and not rub your foot skin anymore?"

Octopus pointed at Spirit Jade Ginseng.

"I'm doing something serious, okay?" Spirit Jade Ginseng snorted coldly, "This isn't foot skin; this is Jade Ginseng Scrap, very expensive.

"All the tall ones are building the Great Wall up north, so what's wrong with me rubbing a bit of... I mean, some Jade Ginseng Scrap for them to soak in warm water?"

Octopus looked at Spirit Jade Ginseng oddly, "What's the use of rubbing that much? Just gnawing on those fast-grown, unintelligent ginsengs from Medicine King Valley would be stronger than your foot skin."

Upon hearing this, Spirit Jade Ginseng got agitated and started speaking in a strange tone.

Things like being natural, those are grown fast with drugs, the natural ones are the best, no side effects, blah blah blah.

For a moment, the grass mat was filled with a joyful atmosphere, and the card game naturally fell apart.

As these divine pets and spirit plants were chatting and figuring out what to play next, Maomao walked over from the south, followed by the Little Qilin and the Cat Lady Emperor.

Seeing Maomao, these magical beings immediately gathered affectionately, asking about the Northern Territory situation.

Half of these spirit beasts were raised by Maomao, and almost all spirit plants had been licked by Maomao.

Not being affectionate was impossible.

However, as it listened to the inquiries from all the little ones, Maomao's cheerful smile gradually drooped.

Because it realized it came in a hurry, and seemed to have forgotten Zhang Ze's instructions.

All it remembered was something about buttocks, Spirit Deer Valley, finding someone to open something, or whatever.

And, after things were done, rewarding with a thousand pounds of pig's elbow.

The rest was all forgotten.

'What exactly did he want me to do here?' Maomao used its wise and mighty brain to piece these key points together, and moments later deduced Zhang Ze's instructions.

'Zhang Ze wants me to find someone to move Spirit Deer Valley to the Northern Territory.'

Maomao looked around at the big treasures and thought only the little octopus had some capability, but it was still too young to obtain a flying ship or flying sword license.

If it did it, it would be driving without a license.

This wouldn't do; it would lead the young astray.

Maomao turned its head towards the Cat Lady Emperor, "Woof woof?"

"What does that mean?" asked the Cat Lady Emperor, who couldn't understand dog language.

"Teacher Maomao is asking how old you are this year," Spirit Jade Ginseng translated from atop a stone.

"Me?" The Cat Lady Emperor scratched her head, as if she didn't actually know her age this year.

But she remembered that Sister Spider once said if someone asks your age, no matter how old you are, just say you're eighteen.

Thinking of that, the Cat Lady Emperor spoke up, "I'm eighteen."

Maomao nodded, feeling satisfied. It barked at Octopus, signaling it to start the work.

The Dragon Eye crystal stone atop Octopus scanned the Cat Lady Emperor up and down, then accepted the small box handed over by Spirit Jade Ginseng. From it, Octopus took a Jade Pendant, and with its eight arms, began working.

Moments later, Octopus had fashioned a flying ship license that was indistinguishable from the real thing.