Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 689 - 366: Stew Zhang Ze into Soup, or Fuji Rules the World
The tree people once said that a person is at their most vulnerable when caught sighting a butt.
The butt that emerged outside the city wall was not seen by Zhang Ze alone; as soon as it appeared, it caused quite a commotion in the city.
Nowadays, the Northern Territory is filled with anxious demons, many of whom have become frightened demons. Seeing such a divine object, they thought it might be a precursor to another mutation.
Fortunately, Li acted immediately. With a wave of his hand, his large iron staff flew out, scattering into thousands of iron needles that formed a sword array, covering the sky above the Crown Prince City.
Amidst the sword array were seven large, shiny, gradient-colored words with special effects.
[Don't Panic, Sword Sect Has Got You Covered]
Meanwhile, Fuji, the instigator, was not to be outdone. Blue water seeped from the brick seams of the city wall, and sticky mycelium spread across it, forming a sentence.
[Hee hee, Don't Run]
However, Fuji's words seemed to backfire a bit, causing more panic among the demon race in the city.
Fortunately, the reputation of the Sword Sect was effective enough, and after some chaos, the city quieted down.
By this time, Zhang Ze and the others had flown to the city wall, bent down, and looked below, only to find seven little Fujis lined up from east to west beneath the city wall.
Each little Fuji tilted its head and, like blowing bubbles, blew out a semi-transparent large Taisui.
Zhang Ze asked, "What are you doing?"
The little Fuji, which had secretly taken photos, assumed a blob-like shape and hopped over to Zhang Ze, explaining, "It's like this..."
Listening to the little blob Fuji, it had just caught a small White Man wandering over here.
Then the seven of them couldn't resist and ended up eating that small White Man.
"Once we ate, our minds became noisy, and our hearts raced. Well, I don't have a heart, but that's how it felt."
"Anyway, it made us super excited!"
"After that, we argued with ourselves, and in the end, we won the argument, then we spat out a Taisui."
"This one's different from the previous ones; this one can blow bubbles!"
Though the blob Fuji didn't eat, it seemed to get infected by the others and became a bit hyper.
Zhang Ze asked, "So what's your plan?"
"Let me eat all those little White Men!" The blob Fuji puffed out a cloud of blue smoke, and within the swirling smoke, a crude map appeared.
A Pac-Man-like face was drawn on the left side of the map, with a dotted line on the right representing the Northern Territory Wall.
[Great Wall Eating Plan Schematic]
Zhang Ze, "..."
Is this reasonable?
But regardless of the feasibility of this ridiculous plan, these butts need to be taken care of first.
Bouncing around like that is really unsightly.
"Let's discuss this later. For now, Fuji, have your others put those Taisuis away," Zhang Ze said, looking toward the bottom of the city.
"Okay." The blob Fuji jumped into the air and, with a flick of the ahoge on top of its head, gestured to the ones below to recall themselves.
The ones below collectively inhaled, and the balloon-like mutated Taisuis instantly shrank back, finally turning into a person-sized ordinary mutated Taisui.
After making them smaller, the little Fujis sat atop them, treating these Taisuis like bouncy balls, hopping around joyfully. Though still a bit eerie, at least not frightening anymore.
After temporarily dealing with the little Fujis, the group returned to the City Lord's Mansion.
Sitting by the table, Zhang Ze said to Miemie, "Miemie, I need to ask you something."
"W-what is it..." Miemie, who had just secretly taken photos of Zhang Ze, was feeling a bit guilty.
"You've spent the most time with the old geezer, do you know how to repair these things?"
Zhang Ze placed the radio on the table, pushing it toward Miemie.
Though Miemie was prone to daily amnesia, some basic knowledge couldn't be wiped away by the old geezer, so Zhang Ze thought Miemie might know how to fix it.
It's free anyway, so he might as well ask.
Jumping off Li's shoulder, Miemie positioned the radio properly in front of herself, examining it for a long time.
Miemie shook her head, "I don't recognize it, I've never seen something like this on Everywhere Pass. But about repairing it, I might know how..."
She rubbed her hands together, muttering under her breath, circling the radio twice, then beckoned to Zhang Ze, signaling him to hold the radio in place.
Confused, Zhang Ze complied.
Once Zhang Ze had it secured, Miemie backed up a few steps, ran, and jumped at a 45° angle upwards, aiming a kick at the radio. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝙚𝙬𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝒐𝓶
But Zhang Ze quickly stopped her with his hand.
"What are you doing?" Miemie protested.
"I asked if you could repair it, not destroy public property," Zhang Ze said protectively, holding the radio.
"I am repairing it. Although I've never seen this 'radio' you mentioned, I've fixed other things. This is how I usually fix them."
Seeing Zhang Ze's disbelief, Miemie lightly tapped the storage ring worn as a bracelet on her arm, summoning a bronze-colored magical artifact.
An ancient-looking, bronze-colored TV like something just unearthed last week.
Zhang Ze, "?"
"What's this?" Li asked curiously, staring at the artifact.
Li roughly guessed what it was for, but found it a bit primitive.
Since the advent of small nuclei, crystal stone screens had begun to spread with Thousand Mechanism Town as the center. Within the first month of their spread, they started competing to be thinner and larger.
Li had never seen anything as clumsy and primitive as this before.
"Its real name is unknown, the old geezer always called it the Big Head, cherished it dearly, and unless it needed repairing, he wouldn't let me touch it."
Saying so, Miemie jumped onto the TV and delivered an elbow strike to it.
