Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 647 - 353: Super Beasts Have No Sense of Pain, and Little Earth Immortals Don’t Either
At this moment, the Little Earth Immortal stood upon the earth.
Zhang Ze's Golden Core was embedded in his chest, providing him with a backup energy source that would only last for three more minutes.
His silver body was athletic and slender, with golden patterns of profound simplicity appearing on its surface, filled with a philosophical aura.
The overalls he always wore as a brotherly companion had long been shattered to pieces.
Perhaps due to the inclusion of a little Miemie component in the Golden Core, the Little Earth Immortal had two pointy and curly horns jutting out from both sides of his head.
However, given the insufficient curvature of the horns, the Little Earth Immortal looked less like a ram-horned nude and more like a bull-horned monster.
Yet, even so, the Little Earth Immortal was quite satisfied.
He felt as if he had returned to his peak.
If there was one thing not quite perfect, it was that he currently had no control over his body.
"Let me play for five minutes, I'm begging you," the Little Earth Immortal pleaded with Zhang Ze, "I promise to be obedient after this."
Zhang Ze replied, "Five minutes won't do. Altogether, we can only move for two and a half."
The Little Earth Immortal tried to bargain, "Just a little, just a short while, I'm begging you."
Currently inside Little Earth Immortal's body, Zhang Ze could somewhat feel Little Earth Immortal's emotions.
After considering, even though he knew the Little Earth Immortal's promise was nonsense, he still temporarily returned control back to him.
No matter what, Little Earth Immortal was his toy, and rewards were due.
The power returned to the Little Earth Immortal's hands, and Zhang Ze's voice echoed in his ears.
"Go, Little Earth Immortal, give that Big Flapping Monkey a couple of slaps."
"Sure thing!" 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝔀𝒆𝓫𝓷𝙤𝓿𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝙤𝓶
With someone backing him, the Little Earth Immortal strode forth confidently, moving faster and faster, eventually becoming a flash of silver light rushing toward the Big Flapping Monkey.
"Earth Immortal Explosion Fist!"
With an angry roar, the Little Earth Immortal punched towards the Big Flapping Monkey's face.
The fist wind was fierce, thunderous.
But the Little Earth Immortal swung into thin air.
When the Little Earth Immortal got close, the Big Flapping Monkey, whose arms were crossed in front of its chest, suddenly opened them up. Its gorilla arms extended forward, and its agile fingers grasped Little Earth Immortal's arm. Using a technique of borrowing force and countering hardness with softness, it directly neutralized the punch and flipped the Little Earth Immortal away.
Zhang Ze & Little Earth Immortal, "?"
This monkey knows martial arts?
After flipping the Little Earth Immortal, the Big Flapping Monkey posed similarly to Wing Chun's Ip Man.
The Big Flapping Monkey indeed knew martial arts, and with the Spiritual Qi cut off here, aside from some lifebound divine techniques, most spells couldn't be cast. To pass the time, after being trapped here, it and its mate practiced martial arts from city-found manuals.
At first, the two monkeys sparred with each other, but as its body grew larger, it turned into individual cranial training.
This training went on until now, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call them masters.
If it weren't for this millennia-long cranial training, when Zhang Ze drew his sword, the male Big Flapping Monkey wouldn't have instinctively tried to use bare hands to catch the blade. But forgetting this technique only defends against physical attacks, not spells, caused it to be sliced in two.
The Little Earth Immortal was startled by this move, and seeing the Big Flapping Monkey's master-like demeanor, he involuntarily struck a pose, "Earth Immortal Sect, you've been generous, I..."
But before he finished speaking, the Big Flapping Monkey roared and charged like a beast, punching the Little Earth Immortal and pinning him to the ground, reaching for his neck intending to rip off his head.
But then it missed, as the Little Earth Immortal suddenly shrank, reappearing not far behind it.
"You useless snack, let me handle this!" Zhang Ze took back control of the Little Earth Immortal's body.
It's well known that immortal cultivation starts with body refining, and although Zhang Ze slacked off, he did know a bit about martial arts.
He believed handling a Big Flapping Monkey shouldn't be a problem.
Zhang Ze's steps were the North Dipper Kui Star Step, and his upper body moved with the Divine Turtle Ten Forms Fist, each move naturally aligned with heavenly intent, displaying the sect master's might.
Just as the steps were forming, Zhang Ze froze.
The North Dipper Kui Star Step emphasizes stepping with precision, matching body technique to lure the enemy into the rhythm of your steps.
Each step is meticulously designed, and once an enemy enters the formation, the spellcaster is prepared for any position.
Unless...
The enemy has more than two legs.
The Big Flapping Monkey did enter the formation but did so with six legs at once, firmly occupying the positions, leaving Zhang Ze with nowhere to step himself...
There was no written strategy for this situation.
Due to losing footing and a moment of distraction, Zhang Ze's upper body movement faltered. The Divine Turtle Ten Forms Fist turned into a chaotic Turtle Stew Fist, and within three rounds, he too was flipped away by the Big Flapping Monkey.
"You worthless old thing, don't take over if you can't handle it; it's embarrassing."
Miemie's voice echoed in Zhang Ze's ear.
Zhang Ze, "?"
Miemie wasn't scolding Zhang Ze but happened to be dreaming where the old thing was trying to possess him again, coincidentally muttering in his sleep.
It was just too coincidental, enough to make one blush.
"Yeah, yeah, old thing, if you can't do it, let me... um." The Little Earth Immortal, fanning the flames nearby, was cut off halfway through by Zhang Ze.
Zhang Ze commanded, "Shut up, say one more word, and I'll dunk you in the back lake at home."
He charged in again, attempting a move with a powerful dragon strike aimed straight at the midsection of the Big Flapping Monkey master.
"Powerful Dragon Strike!"
...
However, sometimes you just can't fight destiny.
After several more attempts, Zhang Ze realized that, purely in terms of martial arts, he really couldn't best this Big Flapping Monkey.
