Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 618 - 344: Fat Dragon Appears, Watch Your Head

Zhang Ze braked sharply to stop the flying ship. He flew outside the ship, circling it three times, but didn't see Li's figure.

"Did she fall off?" The junior sister also flew outside the ship to help Zhang Ze look around.

The junior sister's suspicion was quite reasonable because this wasn't Li's first crash.

Crashing in the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion was a routine accident for Li.

Since she learned to fly, Li developed a new hobby, which was transforming her form while flying in the air.

But presumably due to eating too much, often leading to sticky blood, Li frequently forgot what she was transforming into during the process.

Whenever this happened, she would stumble over her own feet, forgetting how to fly, and subsequently crash from the sky, plummeting to the ground like a chunk of iron.

Therefore, warning signs were posted in several areas around the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion where Li liked to hang out.

The signs had drawings of a sunny and cheerful Fuji wearing a safety helmet, beside which were warnings of a fat dragon roaming and cautioning heads overhead.

Listening to the junior sister's question, Zhang Ze scratched his head, "Li didn't eat much this morning, just three pigs; this shouldn't be happening..."

However, Zhang Ze thought for a while but didn't come up with any other possibilities and could only reluctantly accept the fact that the clumsy dragon had fallen from the sky again.

"But where did Li fall?" The junior sister looked back, seeing only an endless expanse of lush forest.

"Don't worry, I have a way."

Zhang Ze returned to the flying ship and started rummaging under the chair at the head of the ship. Shortly after, he fished out a thick book from beneath the chair.

"Comprehensive Guide to Flying Ship Operations"

"Let me take a look." Zhang Ze flipped through the pages, skipping over chapters like what to do in case of a flying ship crash or loss of control, until he found what he needed in the chapter on determining responsibility for accidents.

Putting the thick guide aside, Zhang Ze returned to the operational array at the helm.

He fiddled for a while, and soon after, a light dot appeared at the ship's bow, projecting Li's shadow.

"What's this?" The junior sister asked.

"Voyage recorder, used for determining accident liability.

"When Li was sitting at the ship's bow, it seemed to have triggered the voyage recorder array. I noticed a light at the console that was always on, but I didn't pay it any attention," Zhang Ze replied.

The image was silent, and the two only saw Li opening her mouth wide and gulping air. But not long after, she suddenly made a gesture as if choking, then gagged and leaned to the right, falling off the ship's bow.

The image vanished here.

The junior sister said, "Li, could gulping air from the northwest wind could sustain her?"

"I don't think so, she... What's this?" Just as Zhang Ze was about to defend Li, a line of text appeared beside the console.

[Determine Responsibility: The Fatty Falsely Accuses]

[Handling Suggestion: Can be hit to death (Note: This action is a temporary employee's personal act and is unrelated to Everywhere Pass Flying Ship Inc.)]

Zhang Ze, "... "

Zhang Ze waved his hand to scatter the floating text and began calculating Li's fall position.

Wind speed, weight, deviation of Li's wriggling trajectory in the air, these data were placed into formulas in Zhang Ze's mind.

After a series of complex and precise calculations, Zhang Ze sadly realized that he seemed to have miscalculated.

Unsure where exactly an error occurred, however, continuing the calculations suggested Li should be home by now.

"Junior sister, help me..." Zhang Ze turned to look at Chen Qin.

Seeing Zhang Ze looking at her, the junior sister quickly shook her head, "I'm not calculating, it's too brain-draining, um... use this."

The junior sister rummaged through her sleeves for a moment and took out an Earth Listening Disc.

As the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion's second invention, a must-have for East Continent Cultivators at home and traveling, a celebrity product now widely known alongside Little Walnut, the Earth Listening Disc was no longer a humble gadget from the past.

After dozens of iterations, the Earth Listening Disc in the junior sister's hand was now entitled:

The Ultimate Invincible Listen to Heaven, Earth, and Everything Eight-star Eight-diamond Supreme Earth Listening Disc VIP Prestige Edition

This device can do almost anything except messages like Little Walnut.

Beyond the basic tasks of mapping terrain and probing secret realms.

It can also clean flying swords, shave beards, cut hair, temporarily act as pill furnaces for refining pill medicine, spray water, discharge electricity, ignite for grilling, monster glossary, magical treasure glossary...

Zhang Ze glanced at the Earth Listening Disc in the junior sister's hand, seeming somewhat reluctant.

Since retrieving memory fragments from his past life, Zhang Ze developed a puzzling confidence in his brain.

"I am a genius," he began brainwashing himself.

Only a magical artifact, not even remotely comparable to my great mind.

Now being asked to use a tool, he was slightly unwilling, but pondering Li's missing, Zhang Ze still took the Earth Listening Disc.

Flipping through a bunch of messy functions for a while, Zhang Ze found the mode he needed.

With a light tap of his finger, the Earth Listening Disc began transforming, and after completing the transformation, an melodious sound emerged.

Fuji Record.

"Reset, one plus two equals..."

——A divider line from the calculator——

Li's crash site.

"Li, you big dummy."

Rongrong, still in egg form, rolled out of the bag. It spun around to confirm its pretty eggshell wasn't scraped, then flew up, hitting Li's head and producing a sound like metal and stone clashing.

Striking the head with an egg, not weak in comparison.

This time Li's crash was quite unjust, not because of her own confusion, but due to an unidentified flying object attack.

She sat at the ship's bow with her mouth wide open, drinking the northern wind, singing songs, happily enjoying life.

Unexpectedly something suddenly slipped into her mouth, appearing out of thin air, got stuck with a choke at the throat.