Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 613 - 342 I See You_2
The reason he was able to escape wasn't because he was skilled in stealth, it was simply because no one cared about him.
The auction house didn't know he was missing, and Miemie didn't think about retrieving him...
The root cause of this situation lay with the little monk.
Even though there was some turmoil in the auction due to the little monk's meddling, the cactus was still sold for a satisfactory price.
Even if it couldn't directly elevate someone to Mahayana, just improving a single level was worth it for a loose cultivator.
After a tense and exciting bidding war, the cactus was won by a middle-aged cultivator with the alias Brother Dai.
He had considered bidding for the Little Earth Immortal before the cactus was introduced.
Brother Dai planned to buy the Little Earth Immortal back as a toy for his youngest sister.
However, plans couldn't keep up with changes. After obtaining the cactus, to avoid future complications, Brother Dai secretly left with his youngest sister immediately after the auction ended and disappeared without a trace.
The matter of the Little Earth Immortal naturally got pushed to the back of his mind.
As for Miemie, she left the auction early to chase after the little monk once she realized that he might know Zhang Ze.
So after the auction ended, the Little Earth Immortal, a loss-making item, became an unwanted piece of trash, casually tossed aside.
Along with some potatoes.
If nothing unexpected happened, the gagged Little Earth Immortal could have been forgotten forever in this warehouse.
But fortunately, the auction house had a foolish dog even dumber than him. The Little Earth Immortal lured the foolish dog with a potato, and with its help, managed to open the cage.
Without the dog's help, the Little Earth Immortal might have stayed in that cage his entire life.
Afterwards, he climbed over the wall and crawled through a dog hole, escaping Dragon Beard City without further elaboration needed.
He left Dragon Beard City exceptionally smoothly, regaining his freedom, and the sky became the limit for him.
After leaving the city, he instinctively ran eastward. Several miles out, when passing through a melon field outside the city, he picked up half a leftover watermelon, some broken silver, and a cloth bag.
It seemed someone had picked melons to eat here and left the bag behind when leaving money.
Inside the bag, besides a storage ring that wouldn't open, there was only a broken bowl and a small walnut.
The Little Earth Immortal had some ethics, but not many.
He symbolically shouted a few times if anyone wanted it, before quickly strapping the bag on his back, leaving the broken silver unmoved, and scurried away.
The Little Earth Immortal didn't pick up the bag for any other reason; he mainly fancied the small walnut.
He had coveted it for a long time but could never get it because Zhang Ze wouldn't buy it for him, he couldn't steal it, and if he asked Lily, he would get scammed.
In short, this was a treasure he longed for but could not obtain.
And the very first thing the Little Earth Immortal did after obtaining the small walnut was to commence his long-planned conquest of the world.
The Little Earth Immortal always thought that he was just a small walnut away from conquering the world.
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Outside Dragon Beard City, in a dilapidated temple in the mountains, the Little Earth Immortal sat on the ground, placing the newly-picked small walnut beside him, pulled a chicken feather out of his mouth, and picked up a tree branch to continue scribbling on the ground.
"No way, how did he see through my perfect and flawless scamming technique?"
To increase credibility, the Little Earth Immortal not only rearranged the story's order but also gave himself the guise of an emperor for added persuasion, and kept the scam amount controlled at a very reasonable five hundred.
With the Little Earth Immortal's wisdom, he thought this plan was flawless, perfectly seamless.
However, aside from the call initiated by Zhang Ze, the Little Earth Immortal dialed randomly all morning, making no fewer than thirty calls.
All he received were insults, more insults, and yet more insults.
Only two callers didn't insult him.
One, whose gender was unknown, hung up the call before the Little Earth Immortal even spoke.
And the other non-insulting one was Zhang Ze.
"That bastard said that scams target people less intelligent than oneself; the Little Earth Immortal's wisdom is unmatched in the world, logically, shouldn't he easily scam everyone?"
"Where exactly did it go wrong?"
The Little Earth Immortal couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he thought.
The Little Earth Immortal's plan went like this.
He intended to use his superior scam tricks to gather thirty million spirit stones within five days.
Then, take the spirit stones to that auction house, which looked down on him, and slap their faces hard, then slap the face of that woman called Miemie as well.
Just to show them what it means not to underestimate a poor Little Earth Immortal.
After slapping everyone's face, naturally, his aura of dominance would shake, shaking little followers to come and worship.
Within half a month, he would incorporate Everywhere Pass and the auction house under his command.
Then unify Dragon Beard City and the surrounding hundred miles within a month.
Next, unify the North within a year.
Capture the East Continent two years later.
When the three-year mark was reached, it would be time to march westward and unify the world.
The plan was perfect, but it was stuck at the first step, and he hadn't swindled even a single penny yet.
The Little Earth Immortal pondered for a long time, still unconvinced, and randomly dialed three more times to give it another try.
As expected, he received three rounds of insults again.
The profanity was quite dirty too.
"It shouldn't be like this? Why can't I scam anyone?"
The Little Earth Immortal thought for a while longer but still didn't realize there was a problem with the entire plan and himself.
Perhaps due to mental exhaustion, he suddenly exclaimed "Oh," snapped the stick in his hand, and started throwing a tantrum inside the dilapidated temple.
A set of Little Earth Immortal Tortoise Boxing movements were fiercely executed.
But it had no destructive power, only creating a smoky and chaotic mess inside the temple.
Dust thickened; the Little Earth Immortal was getting into it, but he tripped over a stone at his feet and fell onto the broken bowl that came with the bag.
