Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 593 - 335: Hehe, not telling you_4

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"Boss, boss, you just said there's a Human Emperor Banner in the Jade Book Illusion Realm, and you broke it. Is that true? If it is, can you give me the pieces? I'll use them as a bomb for self-defense."

Zhang Ze brushed off Lily's hands that were feeling around, "Of course I was lying to it; it's still too young. It believes anything I say."

"Where's the banner then? Let me see." Lily tried to approach and feel it again.

Zhang Ze pushed her away once more, "The banner is in a somewhat special state right now, and I can't take it out yet."

"When will it be ready?" Tang was also curious.

Zhang Ze was about to answer when his mother-in-law spoke up, "Alright, you two calm down."

Looking at the eager faces of Lily and Tang, Mo Jingchun continued.

"We've only been outside for less than half a month, but this child stayed in the illusion realm for ten years. Emperor Xiaojing and the matter of the Human Emperor Banner can wait a few days. Let the child rest first."

After saying this, she patted her daughter, "You should leave too. Why are you still sticking around?"

Chen Qin blushed and smiled at her mother, then took Zhang Ze's hand and ran towards the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion.

Watching the two leave, Lily slapped her forehead, recalling the promise made earlier this morning, and hurried after them, "Hey, wait for me, count me in for dinner, I haven't eaten today."

Back at the residence in the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, as soon as Zhang Ze entered the yard, he smelled the aroma of cooking.

"Who's cooking? Maomao?" Zhang Ze asked.

Chen Qin, "No way, it's Li. It heard you were coming out and said it wanted to cook up a grand feast for you, ten dishes and a soup."

"Hopefully not stones fried with iron swords," Zhang Ze joked.

"It's not that; Li assured several times that it would definitely be something humans can eat!" Lily, who came along for free food, said to Zhang Ze.

Curious about the dish Li was cooking, Zhang Ze decided to go take a look.

Then he regretted it.

The ingredients were fine, but the process was a mess—hard to describe.

At this moment, Li had transformed into a giant golden pot, with inscriptions on the edge reading, Special Chef Li, Legendary Kitchenware, etc.

Now combined with the pot, it was tossing and stirring frantically.

The heating for Li wasn't ordinary flames; Little Phoenix Rongrong sat contentedly under the pot, eyes squinted, fire flickering above its head, occasionally popping out sparks as directed by Li to adjust the fire.

As for preparation of ingredients, Fuji and Maomao were responsible.

A bunch of little Fujis ran around, playing with kitchen knives and preparing various side dishes and ingredients.

Maomao sat quietly with its mouth open, playing the role of kitchen waste bin.

Looking at this fully-automated biological kitchen, Zhang Ze felt something was off, but couldn't pinpoint what.

"Forget it, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen, I'll wait for the meal obediently."

Back at the dining room, the restless Lily began inquiring Zhang Ze about the events in the illusion realm and asked about her when she was invincible back then.

"What about me, me? Was I the Great Power?"

Zhang Ze pondered and shook his head, "You were nothing; back then, there shouldn't have been someone like you."

"Really?" Lily doubted.

"Really." Zhang Ze nodded.

Lily, "Ha, that's the past, now is now. Don't take the past as eternal, you all..."

Seeing Lily's pout, Zhang Ze's slightly old heart was revived.

Like Lily said, the past is the past, now is now.

But prompted by Lily, Zhang Ze realized he seemed to have forgotten something, yet couldn't recall it at the moment.

Watching Li carrying plates of food in, Zhang Ze straightened his chopsticks.

If you can't remember, it's not important; if it's not important, think about it in a few days.

Now, since things have come to this, let's eat.

——Dragon-Phoenix Feast Deliciousness Divider——

"Whoo-ha! Oh oh oh oh oh! I'm free!"

The object Zhang Ze forgot made bizarre noises.

In the mountain forest near the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, the Little Earth Immortal swung from vine to vine like the Monkey King, cackling and fleeing into the distance.

You can't keep a free immortal locked up.

Because its presence was so faint, it slipped out of the illusion realm with Zhang Ze unnoticed by anyone.

Its memory was somewhat muddled; it only remembered entering some place, then doing nothing and sleeping for a long time before being thrown out again.

Overall, it couldn't remember clearly, its mind was fuzzy.

But despite not understanding how things happened, why it was there, or what that big eyeball was, the Little Earth Immortal didn't care.

After all, freedom is most important.

While feeling the wind of freedom, the Little Earth Immortal mentally plotted, once it was safe, to establish an All Demon Hall and start exacting revenge on Zhang Ze, becoming his eternal torment.

"Pah, pah, pah, enemies, not toys."

The broken-minded Little Earth Immortal muttered to itself.

Just as it was about to leap across a river before it, suddenly it twitched and plunked onto the cobblestones.

The Little Earth Immortal started retching, and as it dry-heaved, a massive black and white Spiritual Qi orb squeezed from its mouth.

The Spiritual Qi orb condensed into the shape of a person.

"Mie~"

Miemie stretched lazily, feeling quite worn out.

"Phew, finally out."

Ignoring the fainted Little Earth Immortal, she flipped open her thick multifunctional family book.

Looking at the words that appeared on it, she sighed.

[Trial Failed, Task Difficulty Too High, No Heavenly Destiny Points Deducted]

[Stay in this location, do not wander, Flying Ship arriving soon]

"Well, played for nothing."

Miemie closed her family book, sighed again, and began waiting idly for the Flying Ship to arrive. After a while, she suddenly felt something grabbing her ankle.

Looking down, she saw it was the Little Earth Immortal.

"Aha, I remember now, you're the bad guy who dared to possess this immortal. When I return, I'll complain to Zhang Ze to arrest you!"

"No, I'm free. I can't go back, I..."

The Little Earth Immortal let go of Miemie's ankle and used its peerless wisdom to think for a moment, then patted its belly.

"That's right, that's how I'll do it."

Smiling sinisterly, it tugged at Miemie's dress and threatened.

"Fairy, you wouldn't want your secret entry into the Jade Book Illusion Realm to be known by the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, would you?"

Miemie, "?"

The Little Earth Immortal didn't notice Miemie's expression, "As long as you follow my orders from now on, I absolutely won't say a word about this. Stick with me, you'll benefit greatly, and when we topple the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, I'll appoint you as Jade Emperor General!"

Miemie looked at the Little Earth Immortal with an expression typically reserved for dimwits, "You? You're threatening me?"

"Heh, woman, you've caught my attention. This isn't a threat, this is a notice, I..."

The Little Earth Immortal seemed to forget it was a weakling.

Threats made without power are meaningless.

Before finishing its sentence, Miemie swiftly grabbed it and instantly performed refinement.

Now possessing no self-awareness, the Little Earth Immortal transitioned from being Zhang Ze's toy to becoming Miemie's toy.

As Miemie finished binding the Little Earth Immortal, a Flying Ship descended from the air, stopping right in front of her.

"This little thing seems like a unique artifact too. Maybe I can exchange it for points when I return; empty-handed no one leaves. If no one wants it, it's mine."

Miemie lifted the unconscious Little Earth Immortal onto the Flying Ship and hopped aboard herself.

On the railing of the Flying Ship's hull, six delicate characters were engraved.

[Everywhere Pass Flying Ship Line]