Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 566 - 327: I Am His Mom

The Junior Sister listened to the noises in the room, hesitating.

She thought to herself, maybe I should just turtle up right now, cover my ears, hear no evil, speak no evil, pretend nothing happened, or deceive myself into believing my Senior Brother is just doing his hair inside.

But looking at her own hand, which with just a gentle push could break the barrier, she suddenly remembered the advice from a certain little monk who had wandered off somewhere by now.

[Life is but a fleeting dream, fight back if you’re not convinced.]

After savoring this life wisdom and meditative insight from the Arhat, the Junior Sister recalled her mother’s earnest teachings.

[As a wife, you must often remain calm. When troubles arise, don’t ask questions, calmly draw your sword, and in any case, strike first then talk.]

Reflecting on the teachings of her elders, the Junior Sister made up her mind, took a deep breath, and shattered the barrier with a punch, bursting through the wall amidst the intermittent light hums in the room.

"Ah!"

Xiangfei in the room exclaimed in surprise, dropping the Vajra Pestle she was holding to the ground, looking dazedly at the big hole in the wall.

And the Junior Sister, ready to catch some wrongdoing, was also stupefied.

"What... what are you doing?"

The Junior Sister, posed and ready to execute a massacre, was frozen there, unsure whether to raise or lower her sword.

Overall, a very awkward situation.

In the room, Zhang Ze was lying prone on the ground, shirtless, with many crosses and circles drawn on his back with a red pen.

Xiangfei was kneeling beside him, fully dressed, with Zhang Ze’s Golden Core on her lap, about to reach down to pick up the Vajra Pestle that had slipped from her grip.

As for Lu Chen, she was sitting on Xiangfei’s small wheelchair, one hand clutching her head, the other holding a stick with a brush tied to the tip, pressing on Zhang Ze’s back, drawing circles and crosses.

The four of them looked at each other, and the scene fell eerily silent.

It was Lu Chen who first reacted, she glared at Chen Qin, who looked exactly like her, and sternly asked, "Who are you!"

But she didn’t wait for Chen Qin to answer, hurling the stick-bound brush in her hand, aiming to cast a spell to take down this impostor ’self’.

However, while the idea was good, the execution was problematic.

At this moment, she was extremely weakened, and as she rose from the wheelchair, she felt her meridians reverse, her vision darkening, stepping on her own foot, causing her to fall onto Zhang Ze, a miniature fountain spurting from the top of her head.

Zhang Ze quickly helped Lu Chen up, while Xiangfei picked up the uniquely designed Vajra Pestle, carved with dragons and phoenixes, with a golden light emanating from the front, and scurried over in a feeble, pitiful, and helpless manner, raising the Vajra Pestle in front of Zhang Ze and Lu Chen, intending to protect the two behind her. 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

"Who are you! What do you want! You better leave! Or else I’ll scream!"

Xiangfei, akin to a Magikarp, executed a Splash attack.

Chen Qin looked at the woman in front of her who looked just like Xiaoxuan, then glanced at ’herself’ in Zhang Ze’s arms, still not grasping the current situation, only feeling like her brain was in a fog.

She suspected she might have eaten something wrong before coming in, mistaking the poisonous mushrooms planted by Fuji for candy.

"I... I, um." The Junior Sister lowered her sword, momentarily at a loss for words.

Zhang Ze was busy treating Lu Chen’s injury, but no matter how he tried, he couldn’t stop the ’fountain’ on Lu Chen’s head, which could only be pressed down by her.

He had no choice but to tear the sleeve off his discarded coat, turning it into a strip of cloth to bind Lu Chen’s head and hands.

Then he realized he seemed to have tied it wrongly...

While Zhang Ze was hurriedly untangling the knots, Xiangfei spoke again.

"Speak... speak! Who are you! Otherwise, I really will scream!"

Perhaps it was Chen Qin’s resemblance to Lu Chen, or maybe she felt her earlier threat was effective, but Xiangfei now felt incredibly powerful.

The Junior Sister looked at Zhang Ze, recalling her mother’s sayings, hoping to find some wisdom to alleviate the awkwardness.

However, whether it was a slip of the tongue, a brain freeze, or intentional, under Xiangfei’s Splash-like threat, Chen Qin blurted out.

"I’m his mom."

Zhang Ze, "?"

Lu Chen, who had been awakened by Zhang Ze’s painful detangling, heard this and was momentarily stunned, then fainted once more.

"Uh." Xiangfei stared dumbfoundedly at Chen Qin, then brainlessly responded herself.

"Hello, Auntie, I’m Xiangxiang."

Zhang Ze, "?"

Looking at the Junior Sister, who clearly knew she seemed to have done something wrong but wasn’t planning on admitting defeat, Zhang Ze suddenly felt exhausted.

After laying Lu Chen on the bed and casually covering her with a garment, Zhang Ze finally raised Xiangfei from the ground, placing her on the wheelchair as if treating an immortal, before saying weakly.

"First, help me keep an eye on Lu Chen, I’ll go out and have a word with your... your aunt."

"Alright, but make sure not to argue with Auntie." Xiangfei clasped the Vajra Pestle, behaving like an obedient child.

Zhang Ze, "..."

——Xiangxiang used Splash——

After reestablishing the barrier, Zhang Ze and Chen Qin went outside, standing beside the flowerbed, staring at each other.

Ultimately, it was Chen Qin who spoke first, pulling Zhang Ze’s hand and apologizing, "Senior Brother, I was wrong... Don’t be mad, after getting out, I’ll call you..."

"Let’s talk about that later, how long can you stay here this time." Zhang Ze asked.

The Junior Sister glanced at the bracelet on her wrist, "I can probably stay for another quarter of an hour."

"Okay, then after you leave, have Tang or Lily conduct an experiment for you..."

After speaking, Zhang Ze looked at Chen Qin, "Don’t forget."