Who Brought Him into the Cultivation World?-Chapter 359 - 301: The Worst Time for Enlightenment Is on the Toilet
The Nanli Grand Elder racked his brains for a long time, but couldn’t think of any female disciple within the Sect in the Divine Gaze Realm with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a round face.
If you add in being around Han Yu’s age and in the Great Perfection Realm, it seems there’s only one.
"What’s the name of the person you’re looking for?"
The Nanli Grand Elder curiously asked first.
Han Yu casually replied, "You Li, a disciple from your sect, she’s in our group."
The Great Elder almost choked, since when did one of our cultivators become part of your group? Then he was stunned.
You Li? You Li?
His gaze couldn’t help but glance into the distance, where a cool figure was weaving through various parts of the city.
Aside from the thick eyebrows, big eyes, and round face, it matched perfectly.
She was the only female disciple in Nanli Sword Studio to reach the Great Perfection Realm at such a young age, he was immediately certain it was their Saintess being referred to.
But no matter how he looked, he couldn’t associate You Li’s pretty face with a round face at all.
The person is definitely right; the only thing wrong must be Han Yu’s eye.
He’d heard from the Inspectorate early on that Han Yu had a certain peculiar obsession with women, and now it turns out he’s face-blind too.
How pitiful!
The Great Elder’s eyes betrayed pity.
But he quickly grew cheerful again, thinking if it were so, then Nanli Sword Studio might have some connection with this mischievous kid too.
The Young Master Mo almost got that Mayfly Pill through connections back then; if not for their Mo family’s old ghost being too cowardly to take it, it probably wouldn’t have gone to that old man at the Unparalleled Tower.
So, it’s good to have connections, really good to have connections!
Next time any heaven-defying pill appears, it’ll be him and Mo family’s old ghost having the top priority.
Thinking of this, he chuckled and warmly said, "It’s nothing, let’s go, take a tour of old man’s place."
"No way, my friends are still down there, another day maybe."
Han Yu immediately refused, thinking these old fellows were hospitable only because they had their eyes on his pills, but he simply didn’t have any pills to supply them; besides, his cousin and their group were down below holding their breath watching the scene!
Below, the Self-Improvement Sect’s people were huddled in a hidden corner, with his cousin and the commoner itching to join the fun but afraid they’d mess things up for Yi Xian and Coconut.
Although Bai Xiangdong was there, this guy’s likely to sprout wings and fly off at the first sign of danger.
When Han Yu came down, he shook his head, "I didn’t see You Li."
His cousin and the commoner exchanged a glance and nearly burst into laughter, for You Li had not only just passed by them but also loitered under Han Yu’s feet a few times.
"What are those two up to?"
Soon after, Han Yu noticed Bai Xiangdong’s humble stance, seemingly seeking advice from Yi Xian.
The commoner smiled oddly, winking and saying, "Aren’t they just asking how to have bad luck."
Honestly, although overseas is full of wonders, it’s nowhere near as bizarre as the strange happenings encountered here inland, especially those involving Han Yu, which tend to evolve into weird directions.
I mean, isn’t it rare to see someone trying to figure out how to make themselves unlucky?
Bai Xiangdong, at that moment resembled his early days at the sect gate as a new cultivator, listening carefully word by word, fearing missing any bit of "Skillful Method"!
Yi Xian, on the other hand, spoke freely, standing with hands behind his back, sharing various experiences.
Coconut held a hand over his mouth, laughing so much he couldn’t straighten up.
"Your case is simpler than mine, I don’t know when I’ll be unlucky, while you can arrange your misfortune, so to me, it’s no big deal."
Upon hearing this, Bai Xiangdong was instantly in awe, like encountering a Celestial Being, the other was just a junior cultivator in the Other Shore Realm but such demeanor was truly extraordinary.
Yi Xian even gave examples, "Look, if you curse yourself to fall into water today, you could sink while boating, flying, or even washing hands by the river only to be dragged in by some ghost..."
Bai Xiangdong looked admiringly at the other, thinking about the kind of life this guy must have led.
"Well! Misfortune can also mean finding yourself stuck in an underwater tomb after falling in water, or being possessed and swept far away while unconscious."
"If worst comes to worst, it could mean encountering landslides, collapsed bridges, earthquakes at noon..."
His cousin Mo Xiuwen hadn’t lied, this junior cultivator was indeed a master in the domain of misfortune.
Bai Xiangdong was like a diligent student, steadily noting down Yi Xian’s various experiences, sometimes even improvising to come up with less bleak methods. 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎
Yet in just a short conversation, he had already gained much.
Now he had ways to be unlucky, but what about enlightenment?
How do you explain enlightenment?
"Ask how much sorrow you can bear, what’s this enlightenment thing?"
Bai Xiangdong turned to Han Yu with a frown and asked.
"Literally, anytime, anywhere, maybe enlightenment will come alongside misfortune."
Han Yu had no doubt about Ping’s authority, saying anytime, anywhere, then it must be anytime, anywhere, even going to the bathroom wouldn’t prevent you from entering an enlightening state.
"This is uncontrollable, maybe while chatting, it just happens..."
Han Yu didn’t continue, because Bai Xiangdong stood there, eyes already vacant, dazed.
Look, when enlightenment comes, it hits you without warning.
"Suddenly, I think gaining enlightenment while going to the bathroom may not be a bad thing, maybe just squat for another two-hour, but if he gains enlightenment during a fight, wouldn’t he be doomed?"
His cousin glanced at Bai Xiangdong, both amused and speechless.
"How can it not be a bad thing, what if he gains enlightenment before pulling down his pants?"
The commoner opposed.
Yi Xian raised a thoughtful point, "What if during enlightenment you end up falling into the pit?"
Zhao! The group stared at him in horror, as if the very thought brought it to life, such vivid imagery it conjured.
Coconut, frowning, hurriedly scattered the image from his mind, then asked, "Are we going to leave him alone?"
After some discussion, everyone made a unanimous decision.
Leave him alone.
Shortly after, they kindly erected a sign: In Enlightenment, Do Not Disturb.
Then they patted their behinds and went off looking for a place to sleep.
The entire city was in chaos, but it had no impact on their determination to keep sleeping.
Not long after they left, cultivators searching the entire city would occasionally pass by, each drawn by the sign, all unable to resist taking a moment to watch.
Even You Li came by; she glanced at the sign, her mouth twitching involuntarily, she naturally trusted that guy was truly enlightening because the pills were fed by her hand.
Standing there with a conflicted expression for a few moments, several times she thought of clamping down on his waist again, but eventually decided against it.
"After all, this guy’s here to help, let’s spare his waist once."
Then people gradually dispersed, leaving him to stand there alone at the street corner...
