Urban All-Round Master-Chapter 1329 - 1363: Androgynous Monster
"Um, senior..."
"Shut up!" ๐๐ซ๐๐ฒ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐ฏ๐๐น.๐๐จ๐บ
Xi Du shouted fiercely, completely ignoring whatever Lin Zifeng wanted to say: "Where did that damned old ghost go?"
"Old ghost? What old ghost? Senior, I donโt quite understand what you mean." Lin Zifeng spread his hands, absolutely refusing to betray the crazy old man at this critical moment. Who knows what relationship that crazy old man might have with this weird person in front of him, male and female?
If these two end up joining forces to torture him, heโll be out of luck.
"Kid, you think you donโt want to live anymore, huh?!"
The woman glared angrily, eyes flush with bloodlust, wanting to tear Lin Zifeng to pieces.
"Damn, I really donโt know who youโre talking about with the old ghost!" Lin Zifeng said speechlessly, scanning her nearly perfect profile.
Indeed, he couldnโt find any flaws, but her voice still made it hard for Lin Zifeng to accept.
Could it be that this woman is actually a man!
"Hey, beautiful, can we not be so impulsive?"
"Get lost! Iโm a man! Who told you Iโm a woman!"
She practically shouted.
"..."
"Bring out that peeping old ghost for me, or Iโll kill you today!"
The woman glared with cold anger.
"You, youโre really a man?" Lin Zifeng stammered, staring complexly at her full chest, feeling like the entire world had betrayed him.
"Looks like youโre asking for death!"
Swish swish swish~
Suddenly, a shadow rapidly swooped in; the womanโs speed was so fast that in a blink of an eye, she was in front of Lin Zifeng, her claw-like fingers fiercely aiming at Lin Zifengโs head.
"Youโre really serious, huh!"
Lin Zifeng understood: this breathtakingly beautiful woman was indeed a real man.
Moreover, his weakness seemed to be not liking others calling him a woman.
"Bang!"
Airwaves surged, Vital Energy ravaged.
Lin Zifeng suddenly retreated two steps, the enormous counterforce causing his Blood Qi to churn inside.
And that woman was shocked by Lin Zifengโs punch, spinning several times in mid-air. When she landed, her eyes flashed with surprise.
"So young, yet reaching the King Realm! Seems like thereโs no trash among the miracle practitioners raised by the Beiming Family."
"Hey hey hey, I mean big sis, er, oops, sorry. Big brother, can we make things clear before fighting?"
"Enough nonsense! Today if you donโt hand over the old ghost, Iโll cripple your legs!"
Xi Duโs voice was icy, eyes flashed with fierce intensity.
Airwaves surged around him, clearly also a formidable master at the Half-step King Realm!
Unfortunately due to his Realm, heโs been stagnating at the Half-step King for years, unable to break through. He thought staying in the Beiming Family might gain some benefits to improve himself. It seems he thought too much. Ending up mastering a Miracle Technique, making himself neither male nor female.
"Damn it! I tried talking nicely to you, but you donโt appreciate it?" Lin Zifeng finally couldnโt hold back his fiery temper.
"Old ghost, come out here!"
Xi Du roared angrily, a turbulent Vital Energy Wave swept tumultuously inside the small courtyard, shaking it wildly.
"Damn it! Xi Du, you turtle bastard, you think Iโm afraid of you. Stop it already, do you really want to collapse the doghouse I just built?"
The crazy old man was finally forced out.
Quickly crawled out from the hole under the bed.
Cursing.
"Old thing, see if I donโt skin you alive!"
The ridiculously beautiful Xi Du swept her arms towards the sky, a large net woven from numerous ropes with pink powder began to spread throughout the courtyard.
"You freakinโ immortal! Xi Du, Iโm telling you, if you dare use poison techniques in my courtyard, Iโll fight to the death with you!"
Seeing the pink powder falling down from the sky, the crazy old man jumped up and cursed.
Itโs known that this ridiculously beautiful woman ahead of him specializes in poison techniques. If she scatters those Poison Powder in this courtyard today, it wonโt be livable anymore.
Today he even offended Wang Badan. If he firmly faced him and pleaded, wouldnโt he be inviting a beating instead?
"Hmph! Dead old ghost, you know Iโm a man all too well. Yet you brought this kid to peep at my bath, what are you up to?"
Xi Duโs beautiful eyes flashed sideways, her angry gaze glanced at a nonchalant Lin Zifeng beside her.
Hearing her admit being male, Lin Zifengโs eyes went wide, feeling something churning in his stomach, barely holding back from vomiting.
"I $%@#!"
The crazy old manโs blurred old eyes were almost popping out, pointing at Lin Zifeng, explaining: "This kid insisted on seeing, nothing to do with me, I was wronged!"
"Damn! Crazy old man, donโt sell out friends like this!"
Lin Zifeng was dumbfounded, damning that crazy old man for actually selling him out.
"Get lost! I donโt know you, what damn friends!"
The crazy old man quickly distanced himself from Lin Zifeng.
"You donโt know me, but I know you!" Lin Zifeng hurriedly explained: "Big sis, um, wrong again." Seeing Xi Duโs cold gaze, Lin Zifeng quickly corrected: "The development of this matter is such, this damn crazy old man insisted on making me watch you bathe and change. He knew you are a man, intentionally exposing your ugliness, so he forced me. I resolutely refused to watch, and then this shameless old tortoise threatened me with life. Look, look, I have marks on my arm from him pinching me."
"My grievances!!!"
Seeing that punk already vividly, colorfully set him up, and acted like itโs true.
Infuriated, the crazy old man felt like he swallowed several dead frogs and was speechless.
"Crazy old man, I trusted you so much. Considering you a friend in my presumptive prime years, thinking after so many years apart, you would have changed for the better. But today, your actions truly disappoint me! Fortunately, I was smart, barely managed to sway you to mend your ways, yet you sneakily hid under your own bed, still I regarded you as a friend. As a brother, taking on such a sin for you, never expecting your betrayal at such a moment. Where is your conscience?
Where is your face? Where is your integrity? Was your integrity eaten by dogs?!"
Lin Zifeng spoke with righteous indignation, his face showing no sign of pretense, instead radiating sincerity and honesty.
Making everything he said seem like it truly happened.
"Damn old ghost! Iโll never rest with you, Xi Du!"
After listening to Lin Zifengโs thrilling, righteous speech.
Knowing Xi Duโs understanding of the crazy old man, instantly directed all her anger at him.
"Damn your immortal guts! Xi Du, do you really believe this?"
"Do I still trust you?"
Xi Du coldly shouted, then transformed into a whirlwind, already rushing towards the crazy old manโs direction.
"You... little bastard, you just wait! Damn it! Xi Du, if you use poison techniques again, weโll have an endless fight!"
Seeing them both at each otherโs throat, Lin Zifeng felt like an inflatable doll, suddenly deflated.
Secretly wiped cold sweat off his forehead.
"Damn it, luckily Iโm smart enough. Otherwise, this damn crazy old man would surely have framed me to death!"
