University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 320 - 261: Why Eat Instant Noodles So Early? You Can Have Them Every Day!
Chen Mu was momentarily taken aback.
Finally.
He shook his head helplessly and said, "Student, you overestimate me. I only hold a bachelor’s degree myself..."
"I see..." The lab coat sighed regretfully.
The other lab coats were still examining Lin Ming’s vomit.
Still puzzled: "Dr. Chen... according to what you said..."
"The food at Hai City University should be pretty good, so why is this student eating so much instant noodles?"
Saying that.
The lab coat who asked the question seriously estimated the volume of Lin Ming’s vomit, looked up, and earnestly looked at Chen Mu: "Dr. Chen, there’s at least the equivalent of six or seven packs of instant noodles here..."
"Moreover..."
The lab coat pointed in Lin Ming’s direction with a lingering fear.
Continued, "He’s still throwing up, so the amount of instant noodles he consumed could be more than I guessed."
Even an adult man.
With a big appetite, could usually eat two or maybe three packs of instant noodles.
The lab coat looked at Lin Ming with undisguised astonishment.
Chen Mu listened and sighed, "This student seems to have eaten about ten packs of instant noodles between this morning and lunchtime today..."
As soon as these words were said.
Silence filled the room.
The lab coats looked at each other, having never expected to encounter such a bizarre patient in clinical practice.
So, although they were bewildered, no one knew how to start speaking first.
A voice.
Sounded with three parts disbelief and seven parts confusion in the room: "Could it be that this student is trying to commit suicide?"
Suicide?
Having already learned the correct answer from the patient himself, Chen Mu was also momentarily stunned by Su Bingbing’s miraculous statement.
He looked at Su Bingbing in confusion and asked, "How did you determine he has suicidal tendencies?"
Could it be that Su Bingbing had studied psychology?
Seeing Chen Mu looking at her, Su Bingbing realized she had inadvertently voiced her thoughts.
She shook her head and said, "I can’t tell. I just saw he ate so many instant noodles and thought of a viral joke from the internet."
Chen Mu curiously asked, "What joke?"
Su Bingbing: "If I were to choose suicide, I would definitely stuff myself to death."
Chen Mu: "..."
Staring at Su Bingbing.
Chen Mu was more helpless than ever.
Looking at the female host’s bewildered expression, Chen Mu couldn’t help but wonder.
At such an inappropriate time, she makes cold jokes.
Did Su Bingbing truly rise to fame as a host and reporter because of her professional skills?
Helplessness aside.
But the patient’s condition still needed to be explained to the other doctors.
With another light sigh, Chen Mu said, "The patient himself said that he found a box of instant noodles in his dorm bought during last year’s Singles’ Day sale."
"To avoid wasting instant noodles nearing their expiration, he decided to finish them off, and as a result, he has been eating instant noodles for a week now..."
Listening to Chen Mu’s explanation.
The lab coats looked at Lin Ming with enlightened eyes.
No wonder Lin Ming could vomit out so many instant noodles.
Eaten continuously for a week.
Even his farts might smell like instant noodles, perhaps?
Those who let their minds wander started guessing whether Lin Ming was eating braised beef, pickled vegetables, or chicken and mushroom flavor?!
"Ugh..."
"Ugh..."
Hearing Chen Mu’s voice, Lin Ming raised his head, wanting to participate in this conversation related to him.
But who knew that as soon as he lifted his head, he would be noticed by Chen Mu.
Before Lin Ming could speak, Chen Mu adjusted the position of the silver needle.
As a result.
The lab coats and the viewers in the live stream could only see Lin Ming’s tear- and snot-filled miserable appearance as he vomited.
"Since he started eating a week ago, why did he suddenly eat so much today?"
A lab coat posed a question.
As soon as the words were spoken.
An idea that he found bizarre even just thinking about it appeared in his mind.
The lab coat looked at Lin Ming, still violently vomiting, with a look of incredulity.
Lin Ming continued vomiting.
Naturally, he couldn’t respond in any way.
Instead, Chen Mu, with a slightly raised corner of his mouth, said, "That’s naturally because today is the last day before they expire!"
The lab coats: "Ah, of course!!!"
Chen Mu looked at Lin Ming with some sympathy, patted Lin Ming on the shoulder, and said, "Student, you’re still too young! Instant noodles are something you buy so early and eat so early? After graduation, you can have instant noodles every day!"
—
"????"
"Suddenly, as I’m eating instant noodles, I feel personally attacked by a doctor?"
"Dr. Chen, I’m warning you, you’re just a doctor, maintain a sense of propriety!"
"Childhood dream: Endless instant noodles! Adult life: Endless instant noodles!!"
"Boo hoo hoo!!! A three-hundred-pound man shedding tears of injustice!!!"
"Dr. Chen is so tactless, speaking too harshly!"
"..."
—
"Ugh..."
Lin Ming lay over the trash can.
Vomiting until his entire body shook.
A group of lab coats watched nervously from the side, unable to help glancing over at Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, Lin Ming seems to be vomiting terribly, is he really okay?"
Chen Mu remained calm: "It’s just an after-effect of induced vomiting, after rinsing with warm water and drinking some glucose, he’ll be fine."
"Oh, okay."
The lab coats were still bustling about for Lin Ming.
Chen Mu lazily yawned.
Said to Su Bingbing, "Reporter Su, I’m pretty much rested. Call in the next patient for a game."
Su Bingbing: "..."
A laid-back male student walked in from outside the school clinic.
Didn’t hand Chen Mu an ID card.
Nor did he ask Chen Mu to check his pulse.
He just looked at Chen Mu, grinning, "Dr. Chen, I have a terminal illness. Do you think a miracle-working doctor like you can cure it?"
Chen Mu glanced at him lazily, "I can’t cure it, next!"
The male student immediately flared up, "Dr. Chen, aren’t you even going to ask what disease it is?"
This was completely different from the script he had imagined, wasn’t it!
Chen Mu rolled his eyes, "Poverty!"
Male student: "???"
In shock.
The male student couldn’t figure it out: "Dr. Chen, how did you guess?"
—
"????"
"More than wondering how Dr. Chen guessed it, I’m more shocked at whether this male student is brainless?"
"Any normal person knows how busy the school clinic at Hai City University is now, and he still comes to the clinic at this time to make jokes?"
"Does this person... think he’s very humorous?"
"I’m feeling more and more sympathy for Dr. Chen. Although the previous patients were bizarre, at least they were genuinely sick. What is this guy even doing here?"
"This is definitely a waste of medical resources!"
"Doesn’t Hai City University have a lot of school rules? Don’t they even deduct credits from such students?"
"..."
—
Faced with the male student’s gaze filled with confusion and excitement.
Chen Mu sneered, "Do you think you’re the first one to come to the school clinic and mess with the doctor like this?"
Male student: "..."
He didn’t expect that even this kind of prank had been tried by upperclassmen.
The male student lowered his head, "Dr. Chen, I’m sorry..."
Chen Mu was exasperated, "You don’t need to apologize to me. If you really want to apologize, say sorry to yourself..."
The male student was confused, "Huh?"
Chen Mu pointed to the spot in front of him and smiled warmly, "Student, sit down, let me check your pulse."
The smile on the male student’s face was hard to maintain.
Standing in front of Chen Mu, his whole body trembled, genuinely trembled, his legs shaking like a sieve.
"Dr...Dr. Chen... I’m not sick... I don’t want to waste your..."
Before he could finish his sentence.
Chen Mu gently interrupted, "Student, this is the school clinic."
Male student: "Dr. Chen, I know this is the school clinic, I really know I’m wrong."
Chen Mu was smiling.
But the smile didn’t reach his eyes, "This is the school clinic, so whether you’re sick or not, it’s not up to you to say, it’s up to the doctor!"
