Twisted Dreams-Chapter 166 - 139: Even Demons Want to Attend Class (1)
Heartless Little Monkey sat on a rock, staring blankly at the noisy monkeys all over the forest from afar.
If he couldn’t tame these monkeys, wouldn’t he have no face to see Big Brother when he returned?
"Second Brother!"
Heartless Little Monkey heard a voice and looked to the side, seeing Ye Fan running over, and immediately jumping up:
"Third Brother!"
The reunion of the brothers made the Little White Fox feel a surge of emotion:
"You two have such a good brotherly bond."
Heartless Little Monkey scratched his head awkwardly:
"Well, Dog-headed strategist, the monkey group is unruly, hard to tame, can you help me?"
Little White Fox’s face turned dark instantly:
"You’re the dog-headed strategist!
Address me as Fox Prime Minister!
Or call me Fox Xiaosan, that’s fine too."
Due to Little White Fox’s extensive knowledge and experience, he was appointed as Prime Minister by the Crows.
Also, because Little White Fox’s previous owner was a mistress, Little White Fox thought that being a mistress meant receiving love and effortlessly enjoying life, so he named himself Fox Xiaosan.
Heartless Little Monkey kept apologizing:
"Prime Minister, please help me come up with an idea, it’s almost dark, and I can’t report back to Big Brother without results!"
Fox Xiaosan’s eyes spun around, and he came up with an idea, whispering a few words into Heartless Little Monkey’s ear.
Heartless Little Monkey was stunned:
"Will this work?"
Fox Xiaosan said confidently:
"Just go ahead!"
.....
The sky grew darker and darker.
The forest was different from the city, with the moonlight and starlight lighting up the whole ground.
Heartless Little Monkey stealthily climbed up the tree and woke a monkey:
"Do you want to be Monkey General?"
The monkey scratched its head:
"What’s a Monkey General?"
Heartless Little Monkey said:
"It’s similar to Monkey King, but you have to listen to the Monkey King!"
The monkey’s eyes widened:
"So Monkey General doesn’t need to pick fruit either?"
Heartless Little Monkey nodded.
The monkey jumped up:
"And doesn’t have to pick fleas either?"
Heartless Little Monkey nodded and said:
"But you have to listen to the Monkey King!
Uh-huh, I’m the Monkey King!"
The monkey looked at Heartless Little Monkey with happiness:
"Great, I’m the Monkey General then!"
This golden little thing is really clever!
Heartless Little Monkey shook his head at this moment:
"No, you’re not qualified yet.
You have to help find five Monkey Captains before you can be the Monkey General!"
The monkey scratched its head:
"Monkey Captain is.......?"
Heartless Little Monkey said mysteriously:
"It’s similar to Monkey General, but has to listen to both the Monkey General and the Monkey King."
The monkey was so excited it jumped up and down:
"Okay! I’ll do it!"
Heartless Little Monkey sent the monkey away and went to find another monkey, saying exactly the same thing.
Ye Fan, watching secretly, was completely stunned.
Isn’t this just a different version of multi-level marketing?
After Heartless Little Monkey finished his work, Ye Fan followed him back to the rock, looking at Little White Fox with admiration:
"Foxes are indeed smart."
Fox Xiaosan rolled his eyes at Ye Fan:
"Dealing with a few dumb monkeys is simple, isn’t it?"
That glance was so alluring, it made Ye Fan realize what a fox spirit was really like!
Question King Zhou, understand King Zhou, become...
Hmm, becoming King Zhou is still unlikely.
Heartless Little Monkey scratched his head:
"What do I do next?"
Fox Xiaosan lazily yawned:
"Wait."
An hour later, Heartless Little Monkey was almost asleep.
An old monkey sneaked to the edge of the rock, nudging Heartless Little Monkey:
"Brother, do you want to be a Monkey Captain?"
Psst, is this.......?
Heartless Little Monkey blinked his eyes.
Is it a success?
The monkey recruitment has reached back to the originator?
It seems the whole monkey group is filled with Monkey Generals and Monkey Captains.
Heartless Little Monkey hurriedly nudged Fox Xiaosan:
"So......now what do I do?"
Fox Xiaosan showed a smile of a big sister doting on her little brother:
"Aren’t you now the Monkey King?
Go on, bring your monkeys back into the cave, and go home to enjoy yourself."
Heartless Little Monkey jumped up excitedly, no different from the group of monkeys, skipping into Monkey Forest.
Ye Fan hesitated for a while, then spoke up:
"Can these monkeys really manage the Demon Race?"
Fox Xiaosan looked at Ye Fan as if he were an idiot:
"If they manage well, there would be ghosts.
Just wait and see, there will be chaos everywhere.
Foolish boy."
Being looked down on by a fox was a first for Ye Fan, even if this fox was an accomplished demon.
.....
Inside the cave.
When the monkeys entered the cave, it immediately turned into chaos.
The monkeys, behaving like they had ADHD, were jumping around, chattering noisily.
The wild beasts also joined in on the chaos.
A group of restless beasts was already giving the Crow a headache.
And now there’s a group of noisy monkeys!
The Crow finally couldn’t hold back anymore; the black Demon Snake soared into the air, unleashing its magical might within the cave!
It glared with bloodshot eyes, baring its fangs:
"Keep messing around, and I’ll eat you all!"
The monkeys obediently sat down somewhere, focusing on their breathing.
The Crow held its forehead, three thousand strands of black hair falling through its fingers, and said helplessly:
"Fox Prime Minister, do you have any good ideas?"
Fox Xiaosan lay on a rock, staring intently at Ye Fan.
The Crow understood and sighed:
"Third Brother, I need your help."
Ye Fan was stunned for a moment:
"Big Brother, what can I help with?"
Fox Xiaosan stood up and paced in front of Ye Fan:
"To establish order, the Demon Race must first learn manners."
Fox Xiaosan clasped its two front paws together in a fist in respect and solemnly said:
"Please, sir, teach the Demon Race about human culture, the principles of the Dao, and how to understand reason!"
The Crow coldly looked at the cave full of demons:
"What are you standing there for?!"
The demons imitated Fox Xiaosan, clasping their front paws or front legs together in a fist:
"Please, sir, teach us reason!"
The clumsy figures looked quite comical.
Ye Fan showed a hesitant expression.
Fox Xiaosan squinted its long fox eyes:
"The Prince is unwilling?"
The Crow also gazed intently at Ye Fan.
Ye Fan waved his hands repeatedly:
"No, it’s not that I’m unwilling, it’s that I can’t."
Fox Xiaosan took a deep breath:
"Is the Prince afraid that the Demon Race will be a threat to the human world after they understand reason?"
Ye Fan shook his head like a rattle:
"I was afraid before, but after coming here, I’m not worried at all."
Fox Xiaosan asked confusedly:
"Then why is that?"
Ye Fan awkwardly scratched his head:
"I don’t really know how to read."
Fox Xiaosan was dumbfounded, staring at the character ’義’ on Ye Fan’s arm.
Ye Fan explained:
"This, this character was tattooed by the tattoo shop owner.
I really don’t know how to read."
Fox Xiaosan sighed deeply.
Who would have thought that His Majesty’s brother turned out to be useless?
The demons also became dejected.
Ye Fan couldn’t bear it and suggested:
"How about you find a teacher from the human world?
Someone who really teaches and educates."
Fox Xiaosan hurriedly asked:
"The Prince will help us find a teacher? To teach the Demon Race reason?"
"Huh?" Ye Fan was dumbfounded.
Where would he find a teacher?
Fox Xiaosan immediately bowed down:
"Thank you, Prince Ye Fan!!
No wonder you are Prince Ye Fan, always thinking and doing your best for the Demon Race.
Your great kindness and virtue, the Demon Race will never forget!"
The demons also grinned in delight.
Once they understood reason, they wouldn’t have to be imprisoned by His Majesty in this broken cave every day!
They all rushed to thank Ye Fan.
The Crow also smiled, waving its hand and said:
"Whoever learns reason well, I’ll reward them with a Transformation Fruit!"
The Transformation Fruit can make these demons look like humans.
The demons were even more excited upon hearing this.
Who wouldn’t want an extra ability?
Who wouldn’t want to cross the barrier between human and beast to see a bigger world?
Beasts naturally love freedom.
Ye Fan mumbled to himself.
Where was he going to find a teacher?
Who would come to this place to give cultural lessons to a group of demons?
Wouldn’t this scare the teacher out of their wits?
The Crow saw Ye Fan’s silence, narrowed its eyes, and said:
"Third Brother, you wouldn’t be unwilling to help me, would you?"
All the demons fell silent, their wide eyes staring unblinkingly at Ye Fan.
Ye Fan couldn’t stand those naive, yet expectant, gazes.
He gritted his teeth:
"Leave this matter to me!"
The demons cheered again, and the Crow also showed a satisfied smile.
Ye Fan said:
"But......"
The demons fell silent again, waiting for Ye Fan to continue.
Ye Fan helplessly spread his hands:
"But you also need to provide a place for the teacher to stay.
At least a thatched hut or something.
Or, maybe, an outhouse?"
The Crow stood up, waved its hand, and ordered the demons:
"Tomorrow, go chop down some trees and build a new home for the future teacher!"
