Transmigration: The Little Chef Calls The Shots-Chapter 1365 - 196, guarding_3

Seeing Big Brother’s pathetic state, Wu Zhengqing was on the verge of exploding with anger. He grabbed a stool nearby and hurled it toward Wu Jiangtao, "Splash you? I’m fucking beating you up!"

Already collapsed on the floor and unable to move from drunkenness, Wu Jiangtao had no strength to fend off the attack and, with his arms protecting his head, took the blow from the stool.

The solid wooden stool caused excruciating pain, and Wu Jiangtao clutched his aching sides, howling in agony.

In the past, Wu Jiangtao had often frequented the brothel, sometimes staying away from home for an entire month. But even then, Wu Zhengqing had never been this furious.

Wu Jiangtao howled in pain while lamenting, "Second Brother, no matter what, I’m still your big brother. Ouch, my back, our mother died early, you’ve forgotten when others bullied you, it was me who protected you! Ouch, ouch, what’s gotten into you today? Even if Big Brother did something wrong, you didn’t have to beat me like this! Ah, ah, my back, my ribs, they’re broken!"

Wu Zhengqing had lashed out in a fit of rage just moments before, and now that he had vented, his anger subsided somewhat.

He just sat down on the ground, irritably unbuttoning his collar, and kicked Wu Jiangtao’s foot, who was still theatrically yowling.

"Shut the hell up! The beating you got today is nothing! I ask you, what did you do to that acrobat woman?"

"Ouch, my foot! What acrobat woman, ouch, that hurts!" This time Wu Jiangtao shifted to clutching his foot; it was quite a sight, considering his large girth, and yet he could still bend at the waist to reach his foot.

"Enough! Keep howling, and I’ll kick again!"

The room suddenly went quiet.

"I ask you, where is that woman! The acrobat woman! I’m talking about that woman performing tricks at the door of Chen Ji the day the Cloth Shop opened!"

With that reminder, Wu Jiangtao finally remembered, "Oh! That woman!"

"Right!"

Wu Zhengqing looked at him eagerly, but to his disappointment, Wu Jiangtao responded with a mischievous grin, "Forgot."

Forgot? Forgot!

Wu Zhengqing raised his foot as if to kick again, scaring Wu Jiangtao into hastily hugging his legs and scooting back, "I really forgot, I truly forgot! That day I had a drink and had a good time with that woman, then I left. Ouch, you have no idea, she seemed so gentle, but she’s actually a fiery chili pepper, she wouldn’t let anyone touch her! I just took off her clothes, and she opened her mouth to commit suicide!"

"Did she die?" Wu Zhengqing asked urgently, setting his foot down.

Wu Jiangtao scoffed, "How could she? Who am I, Wu Jiangtao? I’ve been with more women than I can count; how could she die before I even touched her? Want to know what I did next?"

Leaning closer to Wu Zhengqing with a lecherous smile, Wu Jiangtao whispered, "Heh, I stuffed my big underpants into her mouth, haha, and then she couldn’t even bite her tongue if she wanted to, haha."

Wu Zhengqing rolled his eyes in disgust, distancing himself a bit from Wu Jiangtao and muttered under his breath, "Beast."

However, if Wu Jiangtao’s words were to be believed, the woman should still be alive. So why did the nursery rhyme say she was dead? Did she take her own life?

"Was she still alive when you left?"

Recounting the events of that day, Wu Jiangtao seemed to relive the excitement, his entire body growing restless as he chuckled and nodded, "Alive, alive, I told you, how could I let her die! I even asked her if she wanted to be my Little Concubine, heh, she just stared me down with dead fish eyes! Fine, she didn’t want to be with me, and I didn’t want her either, especially since she wasn’t a virgin!"

Suddenly thinking of something, Wu Zhengqing grabbed Wu Jiangtao’s arm with force, "What did you say? She wasn’t a virgin?"

Wu Jiangtao carefully pried off his fingers, nodding, "Right, she wasn’t a virgin. I don’t know what she was thinking; she wasn’t a virgin and yet she resisted so fiercely, tsk tsk, truly sick in the head! Oh right, why are you only asking about her? Huh? How do you know about me and her... Ah! You’ve been having me followed again! Didn’t you say you wouldn’t spy on me anymore?"