Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!-Chapter 157 - "Forced onto Liangshan

Chapter 157: Chapter 157 “Forced onto Liangshan

Jiang Yan had another dream.

It was already the last day of Flash Change in his dream.

His good score had successfully surpassed Jiang Li, making him first in the fault zone.

Director Sun handed him his suitcase with a beaming smile and then gave him a first-class plane ticket.

Meanwhile, Jiang Li was crouched at his feet, crying and begging him not to leave her alone in this tiny village.

Jiang Yan didn’t even bother with her. He grabbed his suitcase, turned around, and boarded the plane.

...

Only, there was a little mishap along the way—

The plane flew into dark clouds, shaking and shuddering from various turbulences, until the first-class cabin windows shattered outright, letting in a bone-chilling current of cold air.

Jiang Yan’s face turned deathly pale in an instant as he clutched the seatbelt and screamed frantically, “Help, help, I don’t want to die!!!”

Suddenly, a familiar voice came into his ears as if it was a message from heaven.

“Damn, why is Jiang Yan so heavy? It was already hard enough to carry him, and now he’s talking in sleep.”

Then, another even colder voice sounded.

“Then let’s not carry him. Just throw him on the ground.”

“Oh, that works.”

Jiang Yan: ?

What’s going on?

The plane can talk?

But before he could figure anything out, the entire plane began to plummet downwards.

With a “thud,” he crashed to the ground alongside the plane.

Jiang Yan sharply inhaled a breath of cold air.

Damn, isn’t it said that you can’t feel pain in dreams?

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Why does his butt hurt so much?!

Afterward, countless rays of daylight flooded into his eyes, and the surrounding cold wind started blowing as well.

He shivered violently and finally came to his senses.

However, as Jiang Yan gradually realized his situation, he plunged into confusion again.

Could someone tell him—

What the hell kind of place is this?!

He saw nothing but rolling hills of various sizes around him, patches of green terraced fields that appeared and disappeared amidst the grey mist.

The sound of cows and sheep bleated, mingled with the stench of manure and fresh grass, creating an even stranger scent.

The cold wind made him shiver, and the ground beneath his butt was equally chilly.

He reached out and felt nothing but mud and water in his hand.

“Shit!!!”

Jiang Yan yelled, jumping up. Upon seeing the five people in front of him, he got even more upset.

“Shit, what are you doing here? Why am I here?”

Wasn’t he sleeping comfortably at home? How did he end up in the middle of nowhere? Was he sleepwalking?

Qi Tianyu was turning his wrist and grimacing.

“Brother Yan, you should thank us. Mr. He and I have been carrying you for a while now, it’s no different from lifting dumbbells at the gym.”

He Yun nodded in agreement.

Wen Jiaojiao had an even graver look, “Can it be? You really didn’t feel anything? There was just an earthquake, we risked our lives to come and rescue you, carried you all this way, and you wake up without a single word of thanks, only to question us?”

Jiang Yan: ???!!!

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha save me, please someone stop misleading him, Young Master Jiang’s CPU is about to overheat.]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha I’m dying of laughter, how are these few so good at making stuff up? Watching them carry the dead-to-the-world Jiang Yan out and parade him around half the village has kept me laughing for twenty minutes now, my throat is hoarse from laughing.]

[Can’t take it anymore, these people are too mean. They act so convincingly, I almost got fooled myself.]

[Princess, when have you ever lacked acting skills? How come you only seem to have them when no acting is required?]

[No, seriously, how can you all keep from laughing? I’m laughing myself crazy, do actors all have such strong conviction?]

[Right now, Jiang Yan looks just like the idiot son of a landlord. Impossible, anyone with a bit of brains wouldn’t believe Wen Jiaojiao’s nonsense at all!]

Jiang Yan really almost believed it.

With his brain forcibly booted up, he struggled to respond. Just as he was about to apologize according to Wen Jiaojiao’s story, he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye of a grandpa leading an ox and grinning at him.

Wait a second.

If there really had been an earthquake, how could this grandpa be smiling so happily?

Jiang Yan’s face instantly darkened.

“Oh great, you guys are pranking me again, huh? I was sleeping just fine, and you haul me out to dump me in the middle of nowhere?!”

He said this and then felt his backside, his face growing even darker.

“And you made me fall on my ass in the mud?!”

Can’t he ever avoid getting into a mess with mud?!

[Dead, haha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Jiang Yan’s helpless fury is even funnier.]

[Just noticed, guys, it really did rain last night, Jiang Li’s prediction was accurate again!]

[What are you talking about, accurate? Jiang Li clearly said it would rain today. Wasn’t it just a sprinkle of light rain last night? Was all that fuss with the big tent necessary? Clearly an overreaction, just causing a scene on purpose!]

[Exactly, exactly, the weather looks quite nice now. Jiang Li is just putting on a show, and hey, I don’t even get what you all are laughing about, is that funny? Please, Director, switch the camera quickly, I want to see Wanwan.]

Several times more sarcastic comments emerged in the live stream.

The ordinary people, of course, weren’t being jealous. They quickly started typing fiercely to hit back.

[So, when someone is diligent, you call it showing off? Blaming others for being lazy yourself? I can’t believe there are such people in this world.]

[If you don’t find it funny, don’t watch. It’s as though someone’s forcing you. I find what you said ugly, so please just shut up already.]

[No, seriously, as a mere bystander, have Su Yinwan’s fans always been like this? Mother, that’s too scary.]

Not just the bystanders found it scary, some of Su Yinwan’s old fans also thought these new fans were terrifying.

They followed Su Yinwan from the start, knowing she always kept out of trouble, wishing only to quietly do a good job acting, so they too refrained from speaking out online, just seriously doing their duty as fans.

But lately, for some reason, their sister was becoming more and more active in front of the public. Not only that, a sizable group of fans had gone nuts, strutting around all the major platforms. They couldn’t stop them, so they could only turn a blind eye.

On the trail, seeing Jiang Yan jumping up and down, Wen Jiaojiao not only didn’t show any shame, she even went further and pulled a face.

“Who told you to not sleep peacefully, shouting and thrashing about? It was hard enough for Qi and Mr. He to carry you as it is, alright?”

Only then did Jiang Yan see the camera nearby.

So….

His meltdown had been captured by the camera?!

And the whole country had seen it?!

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!” Jiang Yan grabbed his hair in a meltdown at the side.

Seeing this, Wen Jiaojiao laughed even harder.

“Young Master Jiang, we really don’t have the time to entertain you with a case reconstruction. We’re off to go running and forage for mushrooms for breakfast. If you don’t want to join, feel free to head back the way you came, but then you’ll have no breakfast.”

Jiang Yan: ?

So he was being coerced into compliance?