This Way of Transmigration Is Definitely Wrong!-Chapter 26-27
这穿越方式绝逼不对！Chapter zero two six - Roasted wolf meat
"How come the pack of wolves is still outside?"
Shui Ruoshan walked out with Yin Suye after he swept the treasures back into the space ring. He stopped immediately when he reached the entrance of the cave, because the wolves have yet to leave; keeping unwaveringly outside the barrier. He could clearly feel that the moment they appeared, the wolves whose eyes were flashing with green light stopped bothering with the numerous corpse around them and directed their attentions on them. If not for the barrier blocking them, Shui Ruoshan believes the pack of wolves would pounce over that instant.
"Want to eat roasted meat?"
Yin Suye seemed to not notice the sense of danger from the wolves, he turned his head around and started asking Shui Ruoshan seriously regarding the matter of food. Obviously, he still remembered being accused of stealing the steamed bun by Shui Ruoshan and this scene in front of him gave him a good suggestion; he understood that he could make up for his previous mistake using other approach.
"…"
What is this weird 'Bull's head doesn't match horse's mouth'(irrelevant) conversation?
For the first time, Shui Ruoshan started to doubt his own IQ. Why couldn't he keep up with Yin Suye's trains of thought? How come he couldn't understand the meaning of his words very well?
Wait a minute!
The word roasted meat and the pack of wolves instantly gave him a very bad combination.
"Could it be you wanted to give me roasted wolf meat?"
This guess is really too ruthless alright?!
"En."
Yin Suye couldn't understand what Shui Ruoshan was fussing about. Going out to the world for experience and for training own abilities, he never bring too much household goods with him.
Especially food, because you can always catch one on the spot. Plus they are now inside the forest where the fog were the densest. Right now, they don't have to worry at all as the pack of wolves in front of them is a very good choice.
"…"
Shui Ruoshan doesn't have any expectation at all for this roasted meat by Yin Suye. He was a nerd (staying inside the house all day) who doesn't have much life skills. Roasting meat is a high level life skill, so he really doesn't possess any knowledge of it.
He is really losing face on behalf of all those transmigrator seniors, because he couldn't act like a normal protagonist who could rely on their superb cooking skills, conquering 'sisters', awe-ing 'brothers'1comrades and charming spiritual beast…
Sure enough, those tales about book transmigration are all lies!
As for Yin Suye, he never write about him in this matter2Probably talking about he never wrote anything about YSY could cook before he has no expectation! Even though Shui Ruoshan is used to being kicked into a pit by this parallel world, he still felt that the level of endurance in his heart was not high enough. At the very least, he couldn't accept the fact that he will soon going to get downgraded from a civilized person to a primitive man who eats wild wolves.
What with this pit ah?
"Can you really handle so many wolves with just you alone?"
Shui Ruoshan reacted a bit late. Rather than being concerned whether to eat wolves meat or not, he should be more worried on how to deal with the wolves and how to leave safely after that. One need to know, both of them almost died under the wolf's jaw before.
"Hmph!"
Yin Suye coldly hmphed with disdain. The disdainful eyes clearly showed his proudness that he didn't put the wolves in his eyes. He deliberately held back previously and showed a sorry look in order to test Shui Ruoshan's attitude. Now that the wolves no longer have any use, it's fine to just eliminate all of them.
"…"
As expected from Yin Suye, the perfect villain created by him(SRS). With just a cold hmph, he(YSY) vividly displayed the arrogance and cool aura of a professional; so handsome to the point he couldn't be more handsome!
Not sure if the hole3implying his own stupidity in his brain is too, too big, he always had a feeling that Yin Suye's slight tilted head looked unusual. His gestures felt like the arrogance of sentient beings, as if he was saying 'You stupid mortals, kneel and lick this Queen's feet!'.
What with this obviously wrong scenery?
This villain, does the author know that you are being OOC?4Online slang alert, this Banana don't understand. Raw at the bottom for anyone who wanna know.
*fall down*
He felt like he is becoming like those godforsaken rotten authors!
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这穿越方式绝逼不对！Chapter zero two seven - Couldn't adapt
Yin Suye ignored Shui Ruoshan's blind worries, and took a long sword glimmering with cold light out from his space ring. Because he was still holding onto Shui Ruoshan's hand, he could easily cross through the barrier this time. The moment he went out from the barrier, Yin Suye let go of Shui Ruoshan's hand and left that person inside the cave. He then walked towards the pack of wolves by himself.
That pair of boots embroidered with fine patterns stepped directly onto the bloodstains and those corpses which perished under his swords earlier; making a light sound on the floor. Feeling that the incoming person is not easy to handle, the wolves stopping biting on the corpses and formed an attacking stance against Yin Suye.
Facing those menacing wolves, Yin Suye's expression didn't change at all. He just raised the long sword in his hand, and a wolf's life was gone between the time his sword was raised up and lowered down. There were no excessive motions, his attacks were scarily neat. Corpses littered behind him as he walked in a speed not fast nor slow.
Yin Suye's relaxed and carefree style, caused the Shui Ruoshan who was staying inside the barrier to have an illusion. Yin Suye was not fighting a brave battle against the wolves, he looked like he was playing a 'watermelon cutting game' instead! Because of this association, Shui Ruoshan doesn't feel that terrible anymore upon seeing the bloody hell-like scene caused by Yin Suye!
"Let's go."
After finishing the last giant wolf, Yin Suye returned to the barrier and extended his hand towards Shui Ruoshan.
"Oh."
Shui Ruoshan hesitated for one second but he still stretched his hand out of the barrier and placed his hand on Yin Suye's hand. He obviously know that the hand he is holding right now took away numerous life but strangely, he doesn't feel much sense of rejection.
Although Yin Suye just created a one-sided massacre, he didn't let any part of his body to be stained by blood. He didn't have any trace of injuries, as if he is telling other people that on the battle ground, he is the God who controls the whole world!
"Uncomfortable?"
Yin Suye lightly frowned when he lowered his head and saw Shui Ruoshan's pale white face who was striving to maintain his calm.
"Just couldn't adapt for a bit."
As a modern person, one's heart would still instinctively produce fear and rejection when facing this kind of gory scene, no matter how much preparation was done. Even if he is the author of this world and is familiar with the law of the jungle in this world, plus has read and watched numerous horrible death scenes in novels and TV, it doesn't change the fact that he is a stay-home nerd who never kill even a chicken in his life.
He probably should be grateful of himself for having the ability to maintain a calm face even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him. With this ability, he could prevent himself from showing any ugly expressions and maintain a normal expression as usual. He need to give himself countless praise for this unique skill of his ah!
"Then don't look at it."
As he said that, Yin Suye blocked Shui Ruoshan's eyes with one hand and used the other hand to pull Shui Ruoshan1Sounds super romantic but… can you imagine the exact posture? :v Me think the other hand should be placed on SRS waist instead 
; avoiding countless bodies and bloodstains on the floor and walked towards the outside of the forest.
"En." Shui Ruoshan didn't reject his(YSY) action.
In this kind of environment, it gave one a very relieved feeling to have one person that you could completely rely on. His eyes were covered by Yin Suye's big palm, Shui Ruoshan uncomfortably blinked his eyes. It caused his long eyelashes to brush the palm of Yin Suye's hand, and his(YSY) fingers unconsciously opened a little gap in between.
From the gap between Yin Suye's fingers, Shui Ruoshan could take a glimpse of the situation outside. And the first thing Shui Ruoshan saw was Yin Suye specially turned back and put the body of a giant wolf into his space ring before they leave the place.
At that instant, the emotional feeling Shui Ruoshan had from seeing someone being killed, ah no, something being killed was gone. What left was a complete feeling of helplessness.
How persistent Yin Suye actually is regarding the matter of roasting wolf meat ah?
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