The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1282 - 789: Slaying Yang Fengdian (Part 2)
"Type: Equipment"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: The player gains the ’Heaven and Earth Fishing’ skill, and the item will automatically be destroyed after use."
"Note: I specifically retained the most important effect so that you know I’m not mimicking another item."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"
"Heaven and Earth Fishing: After use, the hook is guaranteed to hit the target, and the player and the target will engage in a Luck contest. The losing party will be imprisoned, with the strength and duration of the imprisonment being positively correlated with the difference in both parties’ Luck attributes."
This mimicked item, formed from the water of Spirit Treasure Lake, had lost its other effects and its quality was downgraded to excellent, but its core ’Heaven and Earth Fishing’ skill was perfectly preserved.
And after several enhancements, his Luck Value had long since reached a level beyond the reach of ordinary people, making use of this skill nearly invincible.
Liu Zheng swung the Dragon Fishing Pole, and the equally transparent hook passed through the black hair, striking the true form of Yang Fengdian.
The originally frantically wriggling worm came to a complete stop, resembling a bizarre statue.
"See you in your next life!"
He gripped the Flaming Greatsword with all four arms, slashing straight down towards Yang Fengdian’s head.
The Flaming Greatsword sliced through the bugs like a hot knife through butter and severed the crown on Yang Fengdian’s head, which was made up of black mice biting each other’s tails.
Beneath the crown was a face with a waxy complexion, bulging eyes, and sunken cheekbones, resembling someone severely ill.
As the Flaming Greatsword cleaved open Yang Fengdian’s skull, the bulging eyes quickly quivered, the previously motionless worms resumed wriggling, and the black mice bared their mold-covered teeth, biting down on the blade. 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮
"So quick? Looks like this guy’s a lucky one too."
Liu Zheng curled his lip.
As expected, he’s not the only one with fortuitous encounters.
But he wasn’t anxious; if one item didn’t work, he had the next one, banking on a wealthy arsenal.
Liu Zheng released one hand and pulled out a women’s belt from his waist, mercilessly whipping Yang Fengdian in the face.
"Name: Seven Bitches Belt"
"Type: Equipment"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect One: Slightly enhances player’s charm when equipped."
"Effect Two: Can be used as a weapon. When targeting males or the player’s offspring, the target must pass a Willpower Check when attacked. Failing the check results in temporary loss of resistance."
"Note: The mother sees that the son isn’t dead, so she pulls out the Seven Bitches. If the husband dares to speak out, he will die with the son."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
"You think you can do whatever you want! A good surgeon choosing to study parasites instead; how much can you even earn from a paper? You’re embarrassing our old Yang Family! Watch me beat this useless thing out of you."
As he whipped, he shouted.
Though the system never said that such actions enhancing a conviction feeling could increase the success rate of using items, Liu Zheng still did it, since he had nothing better to do anyway.
Of course, it was mainly due to his own twisted sense of humor.
At Liu Zheng’s current hand speed, it took only a few seconds to whip Yang Fengdian dozens of times.
"Target passed the Willpower Check, item effect failed to activate."
"Target passed the Willpower Check, item effect failed to activate."
"Target passed the Willpower Check, item effect failed to activate."
...
The system prompts flooded his mind at an unprecedented rate.
"Splash!"
Yang Fengdian also recovered from the rebound of the interrupted transformation, extending a swollen hand with black nails into Liu Zheng’s chest.
"Hmm?"
A look of confusion appeared on the face that had been beaten black and blue by the belt.
"Surprised? My heart’s on the right side."
Liu Zheng displayed a smug expression.
The Extreme Fury Asura had reincarnated several times, each time bringing some changes, but some things remained unchanged from the original host, the Killing Monk Demon Yuan Man, whose heart was also on the right side.
In fact, for a typical Artificial Body, this wasn’t much of an advantage since the core weaknesses are the energy core and data core, which can be placed anywhere.
However, the Extreme Fury Asura was not entirely an Artificial Body, but a fusion of flesh, artificial body, and true spirit, so if the heart was destroyed, it wouldn’t be fatal like with typical biological creatures, but it would certainly cause severe injury.
Liu Zheng was accustomed to dealing with heart-wrenching situations, so even though his chest was pierced, he didn’t stop swinging the belt, instead wielding it even more vigorously.
"Target failed the Willpower Check, item effect successfully activated."
As the system prompt sounded again, Yang Fengdian’s look of confusion froze, and the mice stopped gnawing at the Human Head Saber.
"See you, see you in your next life!"
To save time, Liu Zheng didn’t swing the saber again but used one hand to hold the hilt while the other two hands pounded on the back of the blade.
"Ah!"
Yang Fengdian screamed, his head split halfway by the blade, revealing the diseased brain tissue inside.
Soon after, the diseased brain tissue was ignited by the flames on the blade.
"I see it, I see your disease!"
In his dying moments, Yang Fengdian’s expression became increasingly insane.
His protruding pupils shrank into a black dot, piercing into Liu Zheng’s body like a probe, seeing through his ailments.
"Die with me! Haha!"
Yang Fengdian laughed crazily and made a pulling bow motion again.
His body transformed into streams of Sickness Qi, forming a shiny black great bow.
His spine then turned into a White Bone Long Arrow, shooting towards Liu Zheng.
Liu Zheng instinctively dodged, but as soon as he moved, the White Bone Long Arrow vanished into thin air and reappeared, coming out from behind him.
The White Bone Long Arrow was originally formed from Sickness Qi, and the hospital was filled with Sickness Qi; as long as Liu Zheng didn’t leave the hospital, he couldn’t evade this arrow.
Moreover, the longer he evaded, the stronger the force of the White Bone Long Arrow would become, until it broke free from the hospital’s confines. By then, even if he left the hospital, he wouldn’t escape its pursuit.
Liu Zheng didn’t know this, but relying on his experience of narrowly escaping death multiple times, he made the right choice.
He spun on the spot to dodge the bone arrow from behind and took out the ’Five Directions Plague God’ plaque in his pocket, smashing it forcefully onto the arrow.
As the arrow collided with the plaque, it was like cooking oil on a fierce flame; the gray Sickness Qi and the variegated Plague Qi intertwined, eventually turning into smoke and disappearing.
The White Bone Long Arrow seemed to recognize this wouldn’t work as the arrow body faded and attempted to blend back into the Sickness Qi.
At that moment, the Five Directions Plague God pattern on the plaque emitted a brilliant light, with the variegated Plague Qi manifesting into five large hands, grabbing the White Bone Long Arrow and dragging it into the plaque.
The divine light gradually dissipated, and much of the oil paint on the Five Directions Plague God pattern had also peeled off.
The hospital’s rank far exceeded that of the Five Directions Plague God, so the plaque couldn’t absorb the White Bone Long Arrow formed from the hospital’s Sickness Qi. It could only use Divine Power to forcibly cancel it, consuming most of the Divine Power gained through Liu Zheng’s offerings.
However, the Divine Power wasn’t his in the first place, so using it to defend against Yang Fengdian’s death strike was worth it.
Liu Zheng glanced at Hu Tutu and then rushed to her, placing the blade against her neck.
"Don’t kill me, don’t kill me."
Hu Tutu was initially startled, then guessed his intention and immediately cooperated.
To make it look even more convincing, she even forced herself to urinate.
"Impressive."
The strong stench of fox urine made Liu Zheng secretly give her a thumbs up in his heart.
Such willingness to go all out, no wonder she became a manager at such a young age.
"Take me in, or I’ll *you first, then kill, then *again, then kill!"
He threatened with a hideous expression, even sticking out his tongue to lick Hu Tutu’s neck.
When it came to acting skills, Liu Zheng had never lost to anyone in his life, and playing a pervert was second nature.
"No, please!"
Hu Tutu screamed.
"Then behave, and I might consider just *ing and not killing."
Liu Zheng chuckled sinisterly.
His laugh was so lewd that Hu Tutu couldn’t help but wonder if he was serious, her legs trembling instinctively.
"Okay, okay, that’s enough now."
Liu Zheng thought she was competing with his acting, so he gave her a look to stop before it went overboard.
But in Hu Tutu’s eyes, it made her feel even more certain that he might really be serious.
This time, she peed even more.
