The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1273 - 785: Entering the Hospital

"Ha!"

A pair of large skeletal hands emerged from the bony security guard’s chest and grasped the riot baton.

The force from the other end of the baton was twice as strong as before, making Liu Zheng’s feet feel like leaving the ground again.

"Acting as if no one else has two pairs of hands."

He chuckled.

If he hadn’t switched bodies, Liu Zheng would have three pairs.

Though, they were tentacles.

However, using the Four-armed Vajra form felt like bullying, so he simply stepped down with both feet and used "kicking" with both legs.

"Fly away!"

Taking advantage of the counter-force, Liu Zheng pried the skeletal security guard up like using a crowbar, then flung him forcefully.

He could let go, but the bony security guard couldn’t, only able to watch himself soar upwards.

"Hehehe!"

Liu Zheng pulled out a bottle, which contained a lump of perfectly shaped mud arrow.

It was a sudden idea he had before coming, meticulously crafted by Doctor Nile using the Scarab.

After the Scarab’s secondary fermentation, the smell of the mud arrow became more intense and wild.

The skeletal security guard hadn’t landed yet when the shocking odor combined with the rising air current met him.

"Ugh!"

The bony security guard’s vision went dark from the impact.

He instinctively wanted to vomit but quickly remembered something and covered his mouth with his hand.

The taste in his mouth coupled with the smell in his nose stimulated his senses, while the nearing mud arrow unnerved him.

Having been a security guard for so many years, seeing life and death frequently, the bony fellow always thought his heart was as cold as the hospital morgue.

But now he realized, his heart was extremely fragile, fragile like the mud arrow about to be crushed by his face.

"No!"

The skeletal security guard roared silently in despair during his descent.

"Swish!"

A hand caught him steadily.

"Don’t move around, or don’t blame me if I stuff it in your mouth later."

Liu Zheng warned him, holding a bottle with the mud arrow in his other hand.

"I won’t move, not even if I’m beaten to death."

The skeletal security guard quickly said.

He had the strength to resist, but at such close range, getting a bit on him would ruin him for life.

"Well, if you’re dead, you’d naturally not move. Oh, hard to say."

Liu Zheng placed him aside.

"Whew!"

Seeing him stowing the mud arrow bottle away, the skeletal security guard finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"What kind of creature’s arrow is this, to smell so bad?"

He couldn’t help asking.

"Aged mud arrow from the Underwater River, want a whiff?"

Liu Zheng grinned.

"No no no, please don’t take it out again. If you bring the infection control department folks here, we’ll all be in trouble!"

The skeletal security guard warned.

"Infection control department?"

"The department handling hospital infections," he replied.

"I know. I meant their focus is bacterial, viral, fungal, mycoplasma, chlamydia, and protozoa infections, maybe curses, Gu Worms, voodoo or so, but what’s with my arrow?"

Liu Zheng said.

He’s always interested in being a doctor, has written medical web novels, and knows a lot about the field.

"You just said your arrow?"

The skeletal security guard looked at him in shock.

"Slip of the tongue, I meant the arrow I’m holding."

Liu Zheng corrected.

"With such a foul arrow, who knows if there’s bacteria inside? Besides, the stinkier the arrow, the more nutrients, it might fatten bacteria in the air,"

The skeletal security guard stated confidently.

"Hmm..."

He realized he actually couldn’t refute it.

From what he’s heard and seen of those who mutated from drinking sewer water, claiming the sewer arrow is fine, even he wouldn’t believe it.

"Rest assured, I promise not to throw the first arrow."

Liu Zheng could only promise.

"Didn’t expect you to be reasonable,"

The skeletal security guard said, tidying his clothes.

"Of course, I’m famous for being reasonable, should be known in your security guard circles. Haven’t you heard my stories?"

He asked.

"No. Where is this security circle? We all work our own shifts, lead our own lives, knowing about hospital matters is enough. You’re a delivery guy, besides your Bloody Restaurant crew, do you know other couriers’ stories?"

The skeletal security guard retorted. 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

"Nope."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Exactly,"

The bony guard showed a triumphant expression.

He’d been losing ground just now, finally gaining a verbal victory.

"Oh,"

Liu Zheng continued dialing his phone.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

The skeletal guard, watching his actions, glared at him.

But this time, he didn’t intervene, instead taking a step back and made a gesture.

It’s a security department signal requesting backup.

Other guards watching this swiftly left their posts, leisurely surrounding them.

"Making a call."

Liu Zheng answered matter-of-factly.

"You beat me up, nearly made me eat arrow, and now you’re calling to complain, as a human, do you have any humanity?"

The skeletal guard demanded.

"Who said I’m calling to complain about you?"

This time, it’s his turn to question.

"Huh?"

The skeletal guard was stunned.

"I said I definitely need to make a call, but did I say it’s to complain about you?"

"Seems... you didn’t. What’s the call for then?"

The skeletal guard asked.