The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1267 - 782: Five Plague God Card Placements and God Inviting Incense
Liu Zheng had San Huamao comfort the Pond Master, while he picked up the takeout order from the ground.
"Dish: Stir-fried Beef and Egg Rice Bowl, one serving"
"Address: Hospital"
"Orderer: Bai Tianshi"
"Time limit: Four hours"
"Oh boy, four hours."
This time Bai San really went all out.
"I’m heading out, remember the rules I told you, be careful with your next order."
He patted San Huamao on the head and said.
"Got it, meow. You be careful too, Liu Zheng, meow." 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢
San Huamao wobbled its little head and said.
"Hmm."
Liu Zheng scratched its chin again, then left the break room.
Opening the meal box of the meal cart, inside was a rice bowl covered with meat slices.
"Although there’s a lot of meat, isn’t it supposed to be stir-fried beef and egg rice bowl? Where’s the egg?"
He complained.
"Hold on."
Liu Zheng took out the takeout order form and looked at it again.
"Oh, so it’s stir-fried beef egg meat, huh."
This cow’s egg is quite big.
He put the meal box into the Legendary Takeout Box, and the green light lit up.
"Perfect."
Liu Zheng strapped on the Legendary Takeout Box and left the restaurant via the takeout tunnel.
"If it weren’t for our friendship, I really wouldn’t want to rent you a car again."
The driver said blankly from the driver’s seat.
"Hehe."
He laughed awkwardly, not daring to speak.
"This same car, first you let me pick it up from City Hall once, and now you’ve let City Hall deliver it back once, next time should I be looking for a car from the Deep Sea Empire?"
The driver continued.
"How could that be? Who drives a car in the sea, even if you drive, it’s a submarine."
Liu Zheng replied.
"You want to drive a submarine, huh? Try driving this."
The driver tossed him a unicycle.
"Rental fee still applies; you ride this for delivery. If you screw up with even this, you won’t be renting a car again."
The driver said seriously.
"Come on, at least give me something with two wheels?"
Liu Zheng tried to bargain.
"Argue more and you won’t even get one wheel."
The driver said impatiently.
"Actually, one wheel is pretty good, I always wanted to be a unicycle performer since I was a kid."
He immediately said in a serious tone.
"Humph!"
The driver drove off in the spirit car and disappeared.
"Sigh~"
Liu Zheng looked at the unicycle with a pained expression.
It’s something he hadn’t even seen on TV, let alone ridden.
Even with his Transcendent physical abilities, mastering the skills that acrobats hone over decades wasn’t likely.
The problem is that the driver demands Liu Zheng deliver takeout on a unicycle, so he at least has to ride to the hospital entrance, or the driver really won’t rent him a car.
If no ordinary cars are rented, he could just buy one.
But the spirit car, Hound, and Little Kitten are rare finds not even City Hall can provide; they are good for more than just travel; they’re also for battle, incomparable to regular vehicles.
"Oh well, let’s ride to the clinic first."
Liu Zheng sighed, sitting on the unicycle seat.
It must be said, Transcendent is Transcendent; he didn’t learn to ride a unicycle but managed to push it to the clinic entrance with leg thrusts counteracting the force.
As for efficiency, it was obvious: a journey usually taking five minutes took him a whole twenty minutes.
At this rate, he’d need at least two hours to reach the hospital; though the delivery time was generous, he couldn’t afford to waste it. He needed a plan.
"Mr. Liu, this mode of transport is quite amusing."
Bai Yutang, who had been waiting for some time, said lightly.
"I don’t want to ride this junk either, but one must lower their head under someone else’s roof."
Liu Zheng sighed, taking the opportunity to explain his late arrival.
"I understand, every family has its own difficult to recite scripture."
Bai Yutang said, taking out a skull-made bowl from the medicine box.
The skull showed signs of weathering, but the craftsmanship was crude, as if it was taken off a long-dead corpse and made directly into a bowl.
"This is the Ancestor Bowl made from the skull of Bai Tianshi’s grandfather. Only the Ancestor Bowl can hold Bai San’s soul and help him perceive Bai Tianshi’s location."
Bai Yutang said.
Inside the Ancestor Bowl filled with an unknown light red amber-colored liquid, Bai San’s shadow floated, bowing three times towards Liu Zheng.
Liu Zheng accepted it with ease and bowed in return.
"The Ancestor Bowl can only preserve Bai San’s soul for up to three hours. I will wait here all the while. Whether or not Tianshi is successfully rescued, please be sure to return within three hours, Mr. Liu."
Bai Yutang instructed.
An hour is two hours, so three hours is six hours.
"Sure. Can the Ancestor Bowl go into the storage space?"
He asked.
Just holding it like that, with its liquid sloshing, didn’t seem safe.
"No. Bai San is still a living being at this time; storing him in the storage space would kill him for good."
Bai Yutang shook his head.
"Rest assured, Mr. Liu, as long as no external force destroys the bowl, Bai San’s soul is safe."
He noticed Liu Zheng’s concern and explained.
"Oh, that’ll do then."
Liu Zheng casually slid the Ancestor Bowl into his pocket.
"...I’ve long heard of Mr. Liu’s unconventional methods, and seeing it today, it’s indeed well-deserved."
Bai Yutang said with a peculiar expression.
Never mind there’s someone’s soul in it, at least it’s a bowl made from someone’s ancestor’s skull. Just pocketing it like that is a bit disrespectful.
"Can’t help it. It can’t be stored in the storage space, and I need both hands on the handles; can’t exactly drill a hole and hang it around my neck."
Liu Zheng shrugged.
