The Villainess Cannot Escape — Five Beast Husbands Chase Her Madly-Chapter 109: Your Highness, Give Him a Good Check-up
Lan Cangming’s pale ear fins suddenly flushed red. He looked up at Su An’an warily. "What are you trying to do?"
"Afraid I’m going to eat you? Hmph, you’re overthinking it!"
Su An’an crossed her arms, watching him with a cool, aloof gaze.
"As my bodyguard, it would be a huge hassle for me if your genes were to degrade."
A strange sourness welled up in Lan Cangming’s heart.
He got up with a stern face. As he turned, his long blue hair swept across the desk, casting a swaying shadow on the wall.
’Your Highness, this stinky fish really doesn’t know what’s good for him!’
Little Pink pouted and complained.
’Once he’s in the medical pool, just use the highest intensity diagnostic program and teach him a lesson!’
"Absolutely."
Su An’an was thoroughly infuriated by Lan Cangming too.
She glanced at the soundly sleeping Su Qiuqiu and sighed. "If only everyone were as obedient and well-behaved as Qiuqiu."
’Being too much of a simpleton isn’t good either.’
Little Pink retorted.
Although Qiuqiu was always acting cute and fawning to please her, it still felt something was off!
"Qiuqiu is only five. How smart do you expect it to be?" 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖
Su An’an bickered with Little Pink as she walked toward the medical room.
A red light flashed.
Qiuqiu slowly opened its eyes. Its ruby pupils turned an eerie scarlet, glinting with the cold-blooded light unique to lizards.
The red light of the surveillance camera in the corner flickered.
But it deftly turned its body, letting the smooth curve of the Big Pearl hide half its face, like a seasoned agent dodging infrared beams.
"Her Highness is a good person."
It murmured to itself, as if seriously reciting a survival manual.
"She likes pitiful, weak, stupid, and fawning younglings."
"Poison Dragon dangerous. Stay away!"
"Mermaid, has raised a mixed-blood youngling. Can be approached."
"Female Mother..."
It suddenly covered its eyes with its paws, its pink pads trembling slightly as if suppressing some emotion.
"Timid, cowardly, loves but is incapable. Can maintain contact."
After finishing its recitation, it slowly closed its eyes, once again becoming the soft, cute, weak, and pitiful little female.
Only a faint, lingering stench of decay remained in the air.
「In the medical room,」 the pale blue medicinal fluid rippled like water.
Inside the enormous medicinal pool, Lan Cangming had reverted to his mermaid form.
His long blue hair spread across the water’s surface like seaweed. Crystalline droplets rolled down his chiseled jawline, slid over his firm pectoral muscles, and settled on his well-defined eight-pack abs.
His two-meter-long, silver-blue fishtail shimmered with a mother-of-pearl luster.
He stared intently at the doorway, where a splash of red suddenly appeared.
Su An’an, clad in a fiery-red one-piece swimsuit, walked in pushing a Healing Device.
Her figure was curvaceous, her skin as fair as jade, and her waist as slender as a willow branch.
Her long black hair was tied up casually, with a few loose strands framing her face, adding a touch of languid charm to her delicate features.
She watched Lan Cangming lazily, her red lips slightly upturned in a half-smile that was enough to make any beastman’s heart flutter.
Lan Cangming’s Adam’s apple bobbed violently, and his heart began to pound uncontrollably.
He whipped his head away, a suspicious blush creeping onto his ear fins. His voice was as hoarse as if it had been scraped with sandpaper.
"Why are you dressed like that?"
Su An’an raised an eyebrow, a glint of slyness in her eyes, and rolled them with captivating flair.
"I’m getting in the water to give you a check-up. What am I supposed to wear if not a swimsuit?"
She deliberately waved the scanner in her hand, the corner of her mouth curling into a provocative arc. "You of the Mermaid Clan don’t even wear swimsuits in the ocean, and you’re complaining about me?"
They were clearly words of complaint, but coming from her lips, they held a soul-stirring allure.
After all, while the one-piece swimsuit was conservative, it still showcased her curvaceous figure to perfection.
Her every casual movement exuded a fatal attraction.
"What do you want to check?"
Lan Cangming’s brow furrowed. His whole body radiated resistance as his tail fin slapped impatiently against the water.
"Lie down first, then we’ll talk."
Su An’an reached out and patted the aquatic examination device beside her.
It was a three-meter-long blue platform, half submerged and half above the water, perfectly designed to support a mermaid’s body.
At the head and tail of the platform were specially designed grooves to fit a mermaid’s head and tail fin, complete with eighteen restraining straps.
It could be used for examinations... or as an adult toy.
Lan Cangming pressed his lips together and reluctantly climbed onto the blue platform. The black straps tightened snugly around his neck, hands, and waist.
Alluring, seductive, with a hint of something risqué.
His handsome, ice-sculpture-like face was devoid of expression.
But his firm abs trembled uncontrollably.
Underwater, his silver-blue fishtail curled unnaturally, its scales making soft scraping sounds against the platform.
"Relax!"
Su An’an gently picked up the scanning probe and began to move it down from the top of his head.
When the white light swept over his ear fins, she froze.
Lan Cangming belonged to the ancient Mermaid Clan, whose ear fins were pointed like an elf’s.
But now they were flat, and upon closer inspection, torn, serrated marks were visible along the edges.
’Your Highness, during one of your episodes, you forcefully ripped his ear fins off.’
Fearing Su An’an would be upset, Little Pink quickly tried to console her.
’But it’s okay! The ear fins aren’t a major organ. They’re just what mermaids use for courtship.’
’You can just consider it an early gift from him.’
Su An’an pressed her lips together, a flash of regret and heartache in her eyes.
’This isn’t the time for regret. The examination is more important.’
She took a deep breath and moved the Healing Device lower, its warm light falling on Lan Cangming’s firm pectoral muscles.
Lan Cangming clenched his jaw, his handsome, ice-sculpture-like face showing no emotion.
But as the Healing Device moved,
his pecs began to tremble uncontrollably,
spreading the scent of his sea salt pheromones.
’Honestly, it’s very tempting!’
’Tsk tsk, the mouth says no, but the body is very honest!’
Little Pink, still holding a grudge against Lan Cangming for his coldness toward Su An’an, said deliberately,
’Look, it’s saying hello to you! It’s saying, "Eat me! Eat me!"’
Su An’an almost lost her composure hearing such audacious words.
She immediately muted Little Pink for three minutes.
"Are you done yet?"
Lan Cangming’s brow was furrowed, his hoarse voice tinged with gritted-teeth frustration. "Can you hurry up?"
"If you’d cooperate with my examination, this would definitely go faster."
Su An’an raised an eyebrow and deliberately pressed the scanner against his feverish chest.
The metal probe slid across the firm muscle, provoking a fine tremor.
The device moved down slowly, and his eight-pack abs suddenly tensed into hard stone,
unleashing a wave of salty sea salt scent.
Lan Cangming’s hands gripped the edge of the examination platform, leaving
deep scratches.
His tail fin slapped hard against the water, splashing droplets onto Su An’an’s blushing cheeks.
"What’s wrong? Are you hot?"
Su An’an blinked her long, water-beaded lashes and deliberately leaned in close to him.
Strands of her hair, carrying her sweet pheromones, brushed against his hot chest.
"No."
Lan Cangming gritted his molars until they ached, his body as taut as a bowstring.
’Still pretending?’
Su An’an deliberately slid the scanner over his V-line.
Lan Cangming jerked violently, his scales exploding in a silver-blue mist under the water.
’Your Highness, he’s either a Ninja God Fish or he got his tail pinched.’
Its mute timer over, Little Pink popped up.
’I suggest you strictly investigate his... *mermanly* abilities to see what’s really going on.’
With a flick of its paw, Little Pink instantly brought up all sorts of aggressive diagnostic plans.
Su An’an had been examining him for a while and found that, aside from the damage to his ear fins, there was nothing physically wrong with him.
’Could there really be a problem with his *mermanly* abilities?’
She glanced at the "fish farm" on Lan Cangming’s abdomen.
The scanner slowly slid down his firm V-line.
Just as it was about to touch the hardest, strongest scales...
Lan Cangming’s pupils contracted, and he abruptly broke free from the restraining straps.
"Are you that desperate to touch me?"
Lan Cangming flipped over and pinned Su An’an down, his silver-blue fishtail wrapping domineeringly around her legs.
