The Most Random System-Chapter 817 - 398: Wu Huizhen Feels She Can’t Tell the Jokers Apart Anymore_3
"Chen Yu Ying: How does it feel?"
"Lin Li: I’m born to do this, I think you can hire me to be your tutor at your house (your dad must not be home) (preferably your mom isn’t home either) (the house can’t have surveillance) (you can’t lock me in the basement like a psycho (well, if you’re nice to me, maybe you could))."
"Chen Yu Ying: ?"
"Chen Yu Ying: Too many demands, not hiring."
"Lin Li: As expected, I’m the man you can’t have."
"Lin Li: Babe, do you like kids?"
"Chen Yu Ying: I kind of like them, are your relatives’ kids interesting? Why do you ask?"
"Lin Li: That’s not important, what’s important is how many we should have in the future."
"Chen Yu Ying: Pervert."
"Lin Li: Until we have one that’s a pervert? Quite the challenge, but I like it. *Greasy chin stroke*"
"Chen Yu Ying: *Throws a punch at you*"
After flirting with Chen Yu Ying, Lin Li’s finger slipped, opening another contact.
"Lin Li: Teacher, you work hard!"
"Xue Jian: It’s not hard, just a hard life."
"Xue Jian: Anything to say? If not, delete this."
"Lin Li: ?"
...
Night falls.
Wu Huizhen’s house, master bedroom.
"Had some drinks at the social gathering, feeling a bit off." The man’s voice carried apology and a hint of embarrassment.
Wu Huizhen: "Did you come in already?"
"Honey," the man chuckled at her words, teasingly, "that’s too much, it’s a bit hurtful."
"Alright, alright, I’ll buy you something to make up for it," Wu Huizhen shook her head with a smile, putting on her pajamas again and getting up, "I’ll go get some water, do you want some?"
"Yes, a glass please." The man nodded.
Wu Huizhen unlocked the door, which was locked to prevent kids from barging in, and walked into the living room.
However, with the door’s insulation gone, a stifled, intermittent crying sound immediately reached her ears.
Is that Chen Chen crying?
Wasn’t Chen Chen asleep?
Wu Huizhen furrowed her brows and quickly turned to the second bedroom.
The crying did seem to be coming from inside. She stiffened her face and pushed the door open.
The light in the room was still on, and her younger son, Li Pingchen, was sitting on the bed, bawling. Hearing the door open, he paused but resumed crying as soon as he saw Wu Huizhen, pointing at Li Pingxing: "Mom—"
"Brother was just beside me shouting..."
Meanwhile, her elder son, Li Pingxing, was now standing below, wrapped in a blanket like a cape, with a stern expression, he snorted coldly:
"Calling mom won’t help, I am the milk dragon!"
Li Pingchen cried even louder, alternately pounding the bed with his hands: "He just keeps shouting this! But I am the milk dragon! I am the milk dragon! Brother is not the milk dragon!"
"Don’t even think about it, I won’t indulge you anymore, I am the milk dragon!"
Li Pingchen: "I am the milk dragon!"
Li Pingxing: "I am the milk dragon!"
"I am..."
Wu Huizhen: "(;☉_☉)?"
Watching the two nearly start fighting again over who was the milk dragon, Wu Huizhen, who was ready to scold Li Pingxing, was thoroughly dumbstruck.
What did I just see?
What did I just hear?
Doesn’t my family only have one milk dragon?
Regaining her senses, Wu Huizhen sat next to Li Pingchen and gently patted his back to soothe him: "Don’t cry Chen Chen, don’t cry don’t cry..."
Then she glared at her elder son with mild annoyance: "Xingxing, you’re such a big kid, why are you acting like a milk dragon and fighting with Chen Chen over this?"
Li Pingchen widened his eyes at her words: "It’s because I’m older, according to ethical codes, I should be the milk dragon! The throne rightfully belongs to me, I’m just reclaiming what’s mine!"
Wu Huizhen: "?"
What gibberish are you spouting, go to the kitchen and fry some dishes, then hand over two hundred red envelope money.
Seeing Wu Huizhen not acknowledging him, Li Pingxing’s face darkened: "Mother, do you think my brother is the milk dragon? Or... do you also want to be my enemy, do you also want... to dance..."
Then Li Pingxing stepped forward, full of momentum: "Mother, make your choice! Between my brother and me, only one can be the milk dragon! The king cannot meet the king, a mountain cannot contain two milk dragons! Choose me! Or him!"
"Choose me! Mom! I am the milk dragon, I am the milk dragon!" Li Pingchen echoed, looking at Wu Huizhen.
Wu Huizhen watched as both her sons turned to her, feeling like her facial features were pulling in different directions uncontrollably.
Her gaze wandered between the two.
To be honest, Wu Huizhen wasn’t sure who the milk dragon was, but she was certain that neither of them were human.
"Chen Chen is the milk dragon, Chen Chen is the milk dragon."
After all, Li Pingchen had just stopped crying, Li Pingxing was quite old, it’s okay for him to be childish, no need to be immature, so naturally, Wu Huizhen knew who to choose at this moment.
Li Pingchen was all smiles upon hearing this.
But where there is joy, there is sorrow.
"The rain is getting heavier."
The blanket around Li Pingxing slipped as he looked up at the ceiling, his voice carrying sorrow and the cruelty of fate:
"Lin Li teacher was right, the struggle for the milk dragon, has always been, truly... cruel."
Wu Huizhen: "?"
There’s something about Lin Li too?
Before she could ask what Lin Li said, Li Pingxing had resolutely turned and stormed out, leaving behind a room echoing with angry and unwilling words:
"But mother, your favoritism is useless, the true decider of the milk dragon’s place is dad, the palace is overstepping its boundaries, against the heavens! I’m sleeping with dad tonight! Hmph!"
Wu Huizhen watched the slightly trembling door, laughed and cried, rubbing her temples.
Alright, alright, let the big one be handled by his dad.
"Chen Chen, come on, sleep time..."
...
The master bedroom’s door opened as the man walked out.
"Is Xingxing asleep?" In the dim living room, seeing Wu Huizhen on her phone sipping water, he asked.
"Yeah, fell asleep quickly, what about Chen Chen?"
"Also asleep."
"Why not turn on the light?" The man casually flicked on the living room’s ceiling light, noticing his wife’s furrowed brows and an expression resembling resignation, paused, "What’s wrong? Something heavy on your mind?"
Wu Huizhen took a deep breath, tossed her phone aside, shook her head, and didn’t speak.
The man sat down beside her, casually picking up Wu Huizhen’s phone.
"Min: Hahahahaha."
"Min: I told you, you didn’t believe me, now your two are bewitched by him right?"
"Min: I told you, but you didn’t believe me."
"Min: Just saying, Lin Li’s behavior, don’t associate it with me, I’m not close to him."
"Min: · Voice message ’Hahahahaha’"
