The Most Random System-Chapter 808 - 395: Head Head Head Head Head Head Head Head Head Head_3
The two couldn’t hold it in, their shoulders shaking with laughter.
But Zhou Baowei felt that joking about Louis XVI was a bit too much.
After all, according to unofficial history, Louis XVI was a pioneer, a martyr; he shed his blood and became a symbol during the French Revolution.
Of course, it’s not unjust how Louis XVI ended up in this situation, because every injustice has its root, and he didn’t, so it’s not unjust.
On the other side, Yang Bangjie and Du Xingye couldn’t contain their curiosity anymore, repeatedly urging for the paper to be passed around.
To be honest, only those who’ve ever sat or stood on the podium realize that those so-called discreet little actions by people below are actually quite obvious from above.
Most teachers are just too lazy to deal with it.
Especially when the entire last row is laughing right now, it’s hard not to notice.
"What are you passing around, let me see."
Just as Du Xingye was about to hand the paper to Chen Tianming and Zhang Haoyang, Koukou couldn’t hold it any longer and swooped down to make an arrest.
Then.
Keep a straight face, no, don’t laugh!!
The noble character of a people’s teacher and the lowly persona of the back row of Class Four formed a stark contrast at this moment, Koukou keeping a straight face throughout without laughing, digesting her laughter, she turned coldly and looked towards the bottom left corner of the classroom, ready to catch the culprit:
"Bai."
Just as she uttered the first syllable, Koukou stumbled.
—— Bai Bufan had somehow already picked up the English textbook and was standing at the back, his posture skilled, expression natural, as if he inherently belonged to this place.
...
"Alright, class dismissed! Be careful on your way home, remember to review over the weekend..."
Xue Jian’s reminders were drowned out by the noise of liberation, becoming somewhat unclear.
"Woohoo, finally the weekend again!" After Xue Jian left, Bai Bufan got up and cheered, "Lin Li, do you have any top-notch spell materials to recommend this week? Shampoo and calculator batteries can roll aside first!"
"I have a colored picture, do you want it?" Lin Li asked upon hearing.
"Yes."
"Sent it to you."
Bai Bufan lowered his phone screen brightness, then eagerly looked at the screen, resisting the urge to smash the phone onto Lin Li’s head, his mouth twitching as he questioned:
"What the hell! Why is it another photo of Louis XVI?"
What the heck, still going on about Louis XVI.
Lin Li looked innocently: "Don’t you think Louis XVI is quite colorful? After all, there’s a blade above the word ’colorful’."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan didn’t laugh this time because he genuinely didn’t like this joke.
His gaze gradually turned icy: "Lin Li, you definitely shouldn’t desecrate something as sacred as a colorful picture..."
In front of colorful pictures, neither Louis XVI nor Louis XVIπ is worthy.
Lin Li sighed, exited WeChat, opened QQ, found himself in the friends list, and forwarded some stored chat records compilations, multi-selecting them and passing them on to Bai Bufan,
Bai Bufan: "Thank you, godfather!"
"Let’s go, let’s go, time to eat." Lin Li packed up his backpack, nodding to Bai Bufan.
"Sure." Bai Bufan didn’t pack anything at all.
"Three people and a dog" have a routine of studying together in the library a week before exams, so this week Bai Bufan naturally stayed at school.
Lin Li wasn’t in a rush to go home today either, as he had to tutor at Wu Huizhen’s house, so he planned to head straight there after eating.
Actually, Wu Huizhen wanted Lin Li to have dinner at her house, but he had found an excuse to decline.
Eating at someone else’s house feels like living under someone else’s roof, and living under someone else’s roof can be dangerous, as you might accidentally end up picking chrysanthemums like Tao Yuanming.
...
Arriving five minutes earlier than the agreed time, Lin Li stood at the door of Wu Huizhen’s house, quickly checking his appearance before pressing the doorbell.
"Lin Li is here, right? Come in quickly—"
The door soon opened, revealing a middle-aged lady with a warm smile, but whom Lin Li didn’t quite remember.
It was indeed Wu Huizhen.
"Hello, Aunt."
"Hello, just leave your shoes here, these slippers are prepared for you." Wu Huizhen handed Lin Li a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet, still wrapped in plastic.
Preparing brand new slippers for a guest indeed made him feel important.
But to be honest, it was still a bit uncomfortable dealing with an unfamiliar but fairly normal elder, especially when the task required the entire three hours—time was tight and the task heavy. So after thanking her and changing into slippers, Lin Li went straight to the point:
"Aunt, Pingxing and Pingchen? Can we start the tutoring now?"
Li Pingxing and Li Pingchen were Wu Huizhen’s two kids.
"We can start, we can start. They’re in the room, you can start anytime. I’ve told them; but Lin Li, don’t you want to take a rest first?"
"No need, Aunt, I didn’t get exhausted on the way," Lin Li smiled, waving his hand, looking in the direction Wu Huizhen pointed, "Is it this room? I’ll go ahead and start the lesson."
"It’s my first time tutoring, but I’ll do my best just like my mom told you before, with mutual selection..."
"Alright, alright, thank you, Lin Li," Wu Huizhen nodded repeatedly, grateful, as she briskly walked towards the kitchen: "I’ll go prepare some fruit for you guys..."
Remembering Wu Min’s advice—even reminded just now on WeChat, Lin Li took a deep breath outside the door, searching his heart for any unused humanity.
Today, he’s going to be a teacher!
The future is bright!
Thinking of this, Lin Li put on a gentle smile, full of anticipation, transforming into a cheerful sunny boy, as he pushed the door open.
"I’m Milk Dragon! I’m Milk Dragon! I’m Milk Dragon!"
On the bed in the room, a little kid was bouncing up and down, constantly repeating this phrase.
Lin Li: "..."
This was the younger one, Li Pingchen.
Meanwhile, his brother, Li Pingxing, was rolling on the floor, hands covering his eyes: "My eyes! My eyes! My eyes!"
"What’s wrong with your eyes?" Lin Li immediately ignored Milk Dragon and went to check on the older one.
However, the moment Lin Li approached, Li Pingxing sat up abruptly, his hand slightly sliding off his face, revealing one eye and staring intensely at Lin Li: "Amaterasu——"
Lin Li: "?"
"..."
"I’m Milk Dragon! I’m Milk Dragon! I’m Milk Dragon!"
"Amaterasu! Amaterasu!"
Dual-channel surround sound.
The smile on Lin Li’s face became stiff, standing still for a long time.
A few seconds later, he silently, step by step, retreated the way he came.
Exited the room.
"Click."
Gently closing the door.
Lin Li, throat dry and sweating a bit, kept repeating a phrase in his mind.
It was something Wu Min had said to him:
"Mom actually refused for you, explained clearly what you are, but she stubbornly refuses to believe, doesn’t believe you are malicious and would harm her children, insists on it."
"Mom actually refused for you..."
"...but she stubbornly refuses to believe..."
"..."
Lin Li swallowed again.
Sister Min, tell me, is there possibly...
Not that Aunt Zhenzhen doesn’t believe in maliciousness,
but rather,
her household is even more supernatural!?
