The Most Random System-Chapter 780 - 387: Wu Min’s Left Brain Rebuts Her Right Brain

"This sounds familiar... Wait, am I becoming Bai Bufan?"

Oh no, am I unable to guard even the last half of the difficult scriptures?

I wonder if Qin Zeyu and Zhang Haoyang envy me.

As for Bai Bufan himself, he's already disappeared in the school building—he's not going home this week, so he decided to use a message in a bottle to contact home, to avoid any possible face-to-face confrontations.

So when Mrs. Bai, who came out with Wu Min, didn't see Bai Bufan, she wasn't surprised. She just lingered her gaze on Lin Li with a somewhat complicated expression for a few seconds.

She really didn't notice before.

This kid, looking so impressive, is actually so unusual?

"Lin Li, follow along, but remember to keep a distance from me, don't get too close." Wu Min ignored Lin Li's heartbroken look, speaking in a lowered voice like a secret agent as she passed by him.

Lin Li nodded helplessly, stood there and told Mrs. Bai where Bai Bufan went, then looked towards the front gate area at Chen Yu Ying and her mom.

When Chen Yu Ying's mom looked over, Lin Li smiled at her before following Wu Min away.

Ah, envy Bai Bufan.

—Because at times like this, it'd be great to have a tail, so I could wag it to show goodwill.

At the school gate, Lin Li got into Wu Min's car.

Lin Li didn't ride his bike today; it was Wu Min who drove him in the morning.

Actually, Lin Li hadn't planned on having Wu Min drive him since she seldom gets a day off to come home, and she should take the chance to sleep in. It would be nice.

But Wu Min insisted on showing her love, so Lin Li couldn't refuse and just accepted, silently feeling that Sister Min has grown up too.

"Dinner is already ready at home, so we'll eat first. Afterward, I'll take you to driving school, but if you plan to practice the full time today, I'll be resting by then, so you'll have to take a taxi home." 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

Once Lin Li got in the car, Wu Min finally resumed her role as Lin Li's mom, stating her plan as she started the vehicle.

"Alright." Lin Li didn't mind at all.

"What course combination are you planning to choose? Have you thought about it? I don't really understand these things, so it's up to you."

With nothing else to do while driving, Wu Min picked up the promotional booklet from the school on the passenger seat and tossed it to Lin Li in the back, querying him.

"I have." Lin Li nodded.

"Oh? What combination?" Wu Min asked curiously.

Lin Li: "One with a lot of girls."

Wu Min: "(;☉_☉)?"

Wu Min had contemplated many answers, thought about all 35 combinations, but this was unexpected.

Turns out there's such a rascal in her family.

Wu Min felt she might need to take back what she said about not understanding these things.

Suddenly, she felt she could learn a bit more.

"What are you choosing a course for?!" Wu Min laughed angrily.

"Girls, of course," Lin Li said bluntly, watching Wu Min's reaction, "Mom, I kind of want to fall in love."

Wu Min glanced at Lin Li through the rear-view mirror, then said with mild amusement, "You're still a high school student, why rush to fall in love."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li raised an eyebrow, feeling wronged:

"What's wrong with being a high school student? Kong Rong let others have pears at four, Sima polished off a vat at seven, Xiao Yan broke through the tenth section of Fighting Qi and formed a Fighting Qi Vortex at eleven, Qin Ganyun was prime minister at twelve, and Zhou Yu became a naval commander at thirteen...

Each and every one of them hadn't even finished high school! I'm eighteen now, why can't I date?"

As always, a high school student should balance work and rest, date when they want to, study when they need to.

Feeling Wu Min's silence, Lin Li appeared smug, clearly his logical examples had impressed her.

Wu Min: "..."

It felt like something incomprehensible slipped into that list of examples.

"What you're saying doesn't make sense!" Wu Min quickly regained her ability to speak.

"It's all the same, the point is I want to date! I want to fall in love!" Lin Li insisted childishly.

"Alright, alright," Wu Min sighed, "then I'll change the destination on the GPS."

"Change the destination? Sister Min, where are you changing it to?" Lin Li squinted, ready to jump out of the car.

Accepting so quickly, Lin Li didn't think Wu Min would say anything good next.

"It's my first time being a mom after all. I've discussed parenting with several colleagues and friends before, and once the topic of children going into heat came up.

Their recommendation is not to breed, but rather to neuter, as it's good for the child and yourself. I'll take you over now." Wu Min said calmly.

Lin Li laughed, his prediction was indeed accurate.

Then Lin Li mockingly said, "Mom, is it possible that the kids they mentioned were furry pets, not human kids? Using the wrong formulas only gets you zero points."

Wu Min chuckled too, as she continued driving home, glancing at Lin Li with curiosity:

"Lin Li, why the sudden urge to date? Didn't you say before you only liked characters from cartoons or something?"

"First of all, it was anime, not cartoons, and secondly, Mom, you're elderly now. When you reach my age, you'll understand what they call the throbbing of puberty,"

Lin Li shrugged, giving a simple answer before probing further:

"So Mom, if I date, what's your stance? I'm just asking in advance so if necessary, I can prepare you some blood pressure medication."