The Most Random System-Chapter 761 - 380: Guys Must Stay Focused, Because Focus Resists Interruptions [Vote for Us]_3

"I'm just bummed it wasn't poisoned..."

Ignoring the words, Chen Yu Ying took a pack of tissues from her pocket and handed it to Lin Li, "Here's a tissue, wipe your sweat."

Lin Li actually wasn't sweating at all. The slight sheen on his face was self-inflicted, using magic from the "Five Elements Technique" to pretend he was sweating to fit in.

"Please don't give me the whole pack, just one tissue is enough," Lin Li quickly dodged the tissues, his voice urgent.

"Huh? Why?" Chen Yu Ying was a bit puzzled.

"Because if you only give me one, I can use a single sheet. If you give me a whole pack, I'd still be able to use just one," Lin Li said very seriously and earnestly, "The locusts around me and on the court won't spare me."

The back row of Class One, Year Four after gym class was truly a dark forest.

Even in autumn, you still sweat after exercising. Most boys in the class would gather near the air conditioning unit in the back after gym class, or under the fan near Chen Tianming and Zhang Haoyang's seats.

The ceiling fan above Lin Bai and Zhou Qin's area wasn't turned on, as the girls sat in front, and switching it on would make them feel cold.

—This was one of the secrets as to why this group at the back acted like non-humans daily, yet the rest of the class had little objection, bro!

During such times, chilled water and tissues in front of the air conditioning and fan were treasures that must not be brought out unless utterly desperate.

Otherwise, they'd go, "Let me have a sip, just a sip, not mouth-to-mouth," "Just give me one, just need one," and whoever dared refuse would face, "Don't be ungrateful for the face we're giving you," "Everyone, attack"...

So, for the sake of the brothers' suffering a bit, Lin Li absolutely couldn't accept the tissues.

Seated next to Lin Li were Zhang Haoyang and Yang Bangjie: "?"

Such a beast! Damn it, such a beast!

The two were ready to "borrow" tissues from Lin Li after Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan left! Had this beast even calculated this step?!

"Don't be so stingy." Chen Yu Ying chuckled lightly, throwing the tissues onto Lin Li's crossed legs.

"This bottle was bought for Bai Bufan, Lin Li, you give it to him later." Ding Sihan, who had had her fill of dog food, handed a bottle of water to Lin Li.

The mother-son camaraderie of the "three people and a dog" was indestructible.

"Trying to pursue Bufan, huh? Not bad, decent eye, though not much," Lin Li teased, looking at Ding Sihan.

Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li like he was an idiot.

That look was hurtful.

"Bufan, a girl brought you water!" Lin Li smiled and shouted towards the court.

"Who?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up as he turned around.

"Dingzi!" Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan.

The light in Bai Bufan's eyes dimmed, and he sighed, "Ah, alright then, just put it down... Ah..."

Ding Sihan let out a cold laugh. These two were playing along so smoothly, like Wu Yifan claiming he's ten centimeters after putting on a cover—one set after another.

Bai Bufan was reacting like this just because he saw Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan coming over.

If it were really some girl from another class bringing him water, this guy would've run faster than anyone!

"With an attitude like that, got it, I'm giving this water to a dog instead!" Looking at Bai Bufan, Ding Sihan said coldly.

After saying this, the next moment when she turned to Lin Li, her demeanor warmed up like spring, even her voice softened a bit, "Here, Lin Li, this water's actually for you."

"Hahaha!" Bai Bufan and Lin Li burst out laughing.

"Wrong, Sister Ding," Bai Bufan, who knew when to bend or stand tall, immediately apologized, "Thank you, for the great kindness, I've decided to continue being in the group..."

Lin Li's pupils shrank as he reached out a hand to Bai Bufan:

"Bufan, stop being a dog, catch the ball—"

...

"Si Han, Yu Ying, why are you really just watching them play ball here?" Qu Wanqiu approached the court and asked Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan, who hadn't returned, a bit puzzled.

"Huh..."

In the distance, her view was blocked, but upon getting closer, Qu Wanqiu saw Bai Bufan curled up on the ground at the edge of the court.

His expression was mournful, extremely woeful.

"What happened to him?" Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.

Upon hearing, Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan glanced at Lin Li in unison.

"He got distracted while playing and didn't catch the ball," Lin Li explained.

"Is missing a catch enough to make him feel this bad?" Qu Wanqiu wondered. Does Bai Bufan love basketball that much? It didn't seem like it...

Lin Li: "It was his egg that caught it."

Qu Wanqiu: "(;゜○゜)?"

Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan covered their faces in unison.

They didn't explain because it was hard to say, but letting Lin Li explain was far too explicit, wasn't it?

"Don't be so vulgar~"

"You should just die, Lin Li!"

Chen Yu Ying threw a punch, Ding Sihan kicked, but Lin Li still enjoyed it.

Qu Wanqiu gathered herself and could hardly hold it in.

It wouldn't be possible that the "three people and a dog" would become a sister group.

Then, somewhat intrigued, Qu Wanqiu saw Bai Bufan in pain and asked, "Is it really that painful?"

"Pulling radishes is super painful," Lin Li nodded heavily, "Even more painful than giving birth."

There are two spots most prone to injury when catching a basketball.

The first is the fingers. If you catch the ball head-on with your fingers, you'll sprain your joints, and your fingers will become swollen and painful like a radish. Lin Li and the others liked to call this "growing radishes."

The second is the crotch. Brother Peng getting hit once might become Sister Peng, while Brother Fan getting hit might become Sister Ji, so accordingly, Lin Li and the others referred to this as "pulling radishes."

Someone once said, concentration is the resistance to interruption.

If Bufan had been a bit more focused just now, he wouldn't have been seemingly interrupted.

After hearing Lin Li's explanation, Qu Wanqiu rolled her eyes instead:

"Lin Li, your analogy is absurd. Who on earth can truly experience childbirth and... this? Your comparison is incomparable."

"I may have only experienced a fake one, but my reasoning is rigorous," Lin Li laughed confidently, beginning to argue his case, "Jiujiu, think about it.

Many women have kids, and then after a few years, they tell their husbands, 'Let's have another child.'

But then think about it, is there any man on Earth who, after getting hit in the groin by his wife once, says a few years later, 'Come, hit me there again'?

Absolutely none!

Anyone who says that, I, Lin Li, will personally declare his manhood revoked!

See! The comparison outcome is obvious, isn't it?"

After Lin Li finished speaking, he wore a confident expression.

Zhang Haoyang and Yang Bangjie nodded in approval.

Bai Bugui was still twitching, looking like he wanted to die.

Chen Yu Ying, Qu Wanqiu, and Ding Sihan were silent, all wearing question marks on their faces.