The Most Random System-Chapter 749 - 377: Bro, This Underworld Is Way Too Impressive (Part 2)
But it's better to just take action directly.
As Lin Li dodged the attacks, he closed the urn lid and materialized the "Duck Blood Bottle" in his left hand, absorbing all the nausea and disgust from Jin Di, who was still kneeling on the ground vomiting after consuming the ashes.
Then Lin Li sneered and spoke to Wu Dong: "Oi! Wu Dong! Have you heard this conversation before?"
"Sister Yu, why is there someone else inside here?"
"Well, that person is Bear Grylls, he's here for survival, don't worry about him, just carry on."
Everyone: "?"
Is this even a language spoken by humans?
The others felt a bit perplexed and amused, but suddenly—
"Ugh—"
For some reason, when Wu Dong heard this sort of conversation before, he would merely chuckle and move on, but now, as it was spoken by Lin Li, he suddenly felt a strong wave of nausea and discomfort.
And it reached a level that was intolerable.
Feeling his stomach rise up to his throat uncontrollably, Wu Dong instinctively bent over and covered his mouth.
He managed to bend over successfully, but didn't cover his mouth.
Because he was covering the visor.
Upon realizing he could clearly see his palm lines, Wu Dong: "?"
Wait! Wait! Am I still wearing a helmet? Then—
"Ugh—"
Too late, the surge reached from throat to mouth in an instant; without a hand to cover, simply closing the mouth couldn't possibly hold it back, and suddenly, vomit spewed out of Wu Dong's mouth.
The visor was splattered with sticky filth, and Wu Dong could even clearly feel its warmth flowing along his chin into his collar.
To make matters worse, the enclosed space quickly filled his nostrils with a rancid sour smell—
"Ugh—"
This dry heave was entirely instinctual, and an even stronger wave of nausea slammed his throat, followed by more vomiting.
Then the scene in front of him became even grosser.
Then he vomited again.
Then the scene in front of him became even grosser.
Then he vomited again.
Then the scene in front of him became even grosser.
Then...
"Ugh—" 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺
"Ugh—"
The sounds of continuous vomiting echoed, and in his frantic disarray, Wu Dong even found himself unable to remove his helmet, stumbling blindly through the woods like a headless fly until he tripped and fell to the ground.
"Someone help me... help me take off the helmet... I can't see anything... can't think... can't breathe..."
Wu Dong's muffled voice came from under the helmet, weak and feeble, as if he was already dead.
He had fallen down right next to Jin Di.
Jin Di was initially happy because he finally didn't feel like vomiting anymore, but Wu Dong's fall shocked him, although he quickly snapped back and showed concern:
"Holy crap? Wu Dong? What's wrong with you?"
Due to the visor and it being nighttime, Jin Di couldn't see the situation under Wu Dong's helmet at all.
And when one is vomiting, it's hard to pay attention to everything happening around.
"Are you okay?"
Not knowing the situation, Jin Di, reached out to lift Wu Dong's visor up, wanting to see what's wrong with him.
As it was lifted, a face covered in filth and still releasing filth appeared right in front of him.
Jin Di: "?"
It almost didn't seem human.
Feeling his visor had been opened at last, the fresh air rushing in made Wu Dong almost tear up: "Jin Di! Thank—"
"Swish—"
The visor was immediately snapped back down, tightly sealed.
Wu Dong: "(;゜○゜)?"
I could have endured the darkness, if not for witnessing the light.
Now smeared with filth again, Wu Dong: "Ugh—"
And Jin Di, the culprit, wasn't much better off; at this moment, he closed his eyes in trembles, trying hard to forget what he just saw.
Then he fully understood that some things are hard to forget.
"Ugh—!!"
The just-disappeared nausea suddenly returned, making Jin Di unable to withstand it, not only vomiting but also directly onto Wu Dong.
Lin Li slightly smiled; this was the outcome he wanted.
Dare to wear a helmet, this was the lesson.
Although Lin Li was smiling, he didn't look towards the direction of the two persons—this victory scene, he didn't care to admire it this time.
"Hey, Wu Dong, what are you doing? Why is your mental endurance so weak? Haven't you played with Sister Yu jokes often?"
Faced with this sudden change, everyone was dumbfounded, and a person asked inquiringly.
"Forget Wu Dong, everyone listen to me, I haven't finished my words yet."
Lin Li's clapping attracted the attention of everyone, he looked at the guy who questioned Wu Dong, also wearing a helmet, and continued smilingly:
"Sister Yu, you said you'd keep my bed warm last night, but then you let off two loud farts and ran away, it was warm, alright, but I still miss the nights with you."
The man chuckled at hearing this: "Tch, I wouldn't find this disgusting—"
"Ugh—"
The smile vanished in an instant, as the person instantly entered a cycle of vomiting, the scene getting grosser, vomiting again, the scene getting grosser, and eventually falling onto the ground as well.
Seeing no one was willing to take off their helmet voluntarily, Lin Li seamlessly shifted his gaze to the next victim, speaking earnestly:
"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the day the bar business is the best."
"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the day the hospital business is the best."
"The day Sister Yu gets married, let's hope the dorm warden turns off the lights earlier for the boys' dormitory, letting those who once loved deeply cry their hearts out in the dark."
"Ugh—"
"The world's bitterest candy is Sister Yu's wedding candy."
"Nowadays, so many people online are spreading nasty rumors about Sister Yu, alas, the whole world is bullying my girl, yet I'm powerless against it, it's so hard for me…"
