The Most Random System-Chapter 732 - 372: Lin Li Hopes Others Will Give Him Glutinous Rice After He Dies
If it's about those five requirements, then... it seems Brother Ziang indeed doesn't fully meet them.
"Male," "Tall," "Student," "Good-looking," "Not ugly."
Everyone's been open about it, and among these five, two are indeed a bit challenging for Brother Ziang.
But Lin Li is somewhat helpless with this too.
After all, he might be able to awaken a sleeping lion, making it look impressive, but he couldn't transform it into a Lion King.
Lin Li was curious about something else at the moment: "Bro, then how did the Sister Yan you mentioned know about this?"
They hadn't been seen going to the restroom together or anything.
It couldn't be that the story from yesterday's swimming spread all over the place today, could it?
Although Nansang Swimming Pool doesn't prohibit bringing phones, hardly anyone does bring them, so there's no reason for news to spread so quickly.
"She certainly doesn't know," upon hearing this, Zeng Ziang spluttered with sparks flying out, raising his volume: "How could I admit to it! I directly rejected her!"
"Sister Yan, if it's just these five requirements, I obviously meet them all – even beyond your imagination. But, allow me to decline."
"The main thing is, I can't accept this reverse sugar daddy thing. Personally, I prefer practical work. I want to carve out my own path with my own strength! Mooching? Sorry, not interested at all!"
"My stomach's great; the doctor said making me mooch is a waste!"
His resolute reply echoed in Zeng Ziang's mind at this moment.
Damn, what else could he do?
He couldn't have just dropped his pants right then, awkwardly scratched his head, and told her, "Oh, oh~ ma'am, you see, I'm a bit robust, I'm not suitable, sorry, sorry," right?
He has to maintain his dignity, for heaven's sake!
Dignity was lost yesterday, it can't be lost again today!
Upon hearing this reply, not only did Sister Yan believe it, but she liked Zeng Ziang even more, acknowledging his high moral standards.
That's why she stayed beside this "not ugly male college student" in the subsequent interactions, continuing to launch sweetened attacks.
That's the scene Lin Li saw.
Faced with these maneuvers, Zeng Ziang, who was internally conflicted, stayed firm and wasn't tempted at all.
"Bro, you've got a message," Lin Li, having understood everything, looked down and chuckled with the corner of his eyes glancing towards the phone stand between them, reminded.
"Open it for me."
"Yan Sansui: Ziang, sister really likes you."
"Yan Sansui: [Transfer] 520."
"Yan Sansui: After dropping your friend off, want to grab dinner tonight?"
Upon seeing the message, Zeng Ziang's face twisted, and the veins stood out on the hand holding the steering wheel.
Shit.
It felt like having a million right in front of him, but he was forced to turn away and miss it.
He felt like dying.
Zeng Ziang could only grit his teeth and desperately say: "Lin! Li! Refund the transfer for me! And tell her sorry, no way! I absolutely! Do! Not! Like! Mooching!
"Got it." Lin Li nodded and complied,
"But, bro."
Gripping the grab handle firmly for safety, hearing the wind whistling through the window crack, Lin Li couldn't stay calm anymore and gritted his teeth:
"Could you stop speeding! I'm scared! Today is also a day I don't want to die!"
Damn it.
He would never ride in Zeng Ziang's car again!
...
At nightfall.
Returning from school, Lin Li started packing up the computer, phones, and other items left in the living room.
That night was still for competition prep, with the first round of internal selection tests to start next Tuesday night's self-study.
The amusing events of the afternoon were recounted to Bai Bufan before the evening self-study began and then relayed to Chen Yu Ying after it started.
Chen Yu Ying just listened for fun, whereas Bai Bufan was scratching his head, regretting why he went home this week.
If he had known there was such fun to be had, he wouldn't have left!
After Lin Li finished packing, the three orders of takeout he ordered upon leaving school also arrived one after another.
With these items in hand, Lin Li spent 20 system currency to purchase an additional departure opportunity for the week.
A burst of white light flashed.
Carrying big and small bags, Lin Li appeared in the Cultivation Realm. With his increasing sensitivity to spiritual qi, being wrapped in it felt even more comfortable.
Now, after taking the "Great Creation Pill," if Lin Li had to choose between being wrapped in spiritual qi or the Spring Breeze Elf, he would choose the former.
How comfortable it was, need not be further described.
Putting down what he carried, Lin Li gazed at Shanqing Daoist, who looked back at him, with a hint of surprise.
Because Lin Li thought he might see the third deceased Old Deng on this trip back, yet not just the third person, even Deng Wen was nowhere to be found, leaving only Shanqing Daoist before him.
"Grandpa, here's some takeout. I brought three servings today, you and Senior Deng can share..." Lin Li walked over to greet Shanqing Daoist, then curiously asked: "But where did Senior Deng go?"
"Don't mention him! Just give me the takeout; he doesn't deserve it, that poor excuse of a person."
Shanqing Daoist snorted coldly, speaking irritably.
"Shameless bastard! How dare you say such things! How many times were there that I was about to clear the stage, but then you clung to my ass and dragged me down with you, leading us to die together?" 𝗳𝗿𝐞𝕖𝘄𝗲𝕓𝗻𝚘𝚟𝕖𝐥.𝚌𝕠𝕞
His voice unseen, but heard from the heavens and the earth, Deng Wen's voice suddenly echoed, ethereal yet brimming with anger:
