The Most Random System-Chapter 730 - 371: Too Many Demands, Can’t Possibly Satisfy All
"Brother Wang, should we stop this..."
Zeng Ziang couldn't bear to see Lin Li being beaten and scolded like this, and was ready to call for help.
"Huh?" Wang Baiyu, who was sitting with his legs crossed and munching on snacks, responded with confusion when he heard Zeng Ziang's voice.
"...Never mind." Zeng Ziang quietly swallowed his words.
Go up alone?
Zeng Ziang didn't dare.
He was afraid of getting pig grease on himself; that stuff is really hard to wash off.
Since it had come to this, he might as well continue to watch the spectacle. Besides, Lin Li seemed pretty composed.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't throw things! What's going on?! Don't fight!"
But finally, someone stood up—a returning Fu Miao, back from the restroom.
When she saw this scene from outside the door, it felt like the sky had fallen.
"He's been insulting me all this time!" With the sudden appearance of a third party, an out-of-breath Fang Yu pointed at Lin Li and roared, having exhausted what she could throw.
Fu Miao was taken aback at these words.
All she heard when she came in was Fang Yu cursing Lin Li.
But since the insulted guy was "Mengji's Tear Bag," Fu Miao still tentatively looked at Lin Li.
"I didn't insult her. I just invited her to stay at my house for a couple of days, and that was after I clearly rejected her twice. Yet, she insisted on saying some nonsense," Lin Li shrugged.
Fang Yu: "You damn well invited me to your house to eat slop and play with a boar!"
Fang Yu's furious retort instantly made everyone in the activity room bow their heads—including Fu Miao.
The crowd trembled, presumably cowed by Fang Yu's aura; it couldn't possibly be from laughter, right?
Fu Miao never imagined she'd hear such words, but she quickly stifled a laugh, lifted her head, and tried to mediate:
"Alright, alright, let's all calm down. There's no need for this. Making friends involves a process of adaptation and selection. Meeting someone unsuitable is inevitable. Getting angry only wrongs yourself."
"Agreed." Lin Li nodded calmly, picked up the half-finished fruit tea on the table, and continued sipping.
"I can't be bothered with such a person! Purebred fool! Here! You guys with the matchmaking agency! Give me a replacement!"
Fang Yu was also out of energy to argue further. She sat down, arms folded, and snorted coldly: "This Bai Bufan, I never want to see him again in my life. Get a move on, replace him now!"
Fu Miao wanted to nod, but somehow she couldn't bring herself to do it.
—Other than Bai Bufan, the remaining ten men present had all added Fang Yu to the list of people they least wanted to match with.
This was all because of her colleague Fan Hong, who had promised not to involve any blacklist members in this event—a list within the company that included the most difficult people.
Yet, this time, Fan Hong somehow mistakenly sent one.
"The event... it's already started, it might be difficult to manage that..." Fu Miao could only say.
"Then I'll leave?" Fang Yu said, laughing out of anger.
"Can you really?!" Fu Miao's eyes lit up.
Fang Yu: "?"
"Uh, no, no, I mean, is there anyone here willing to swap places with this gentleman?"
Fu Miao realized her mistake as soon as Fang Yu glared at her, and immediately looked at the others in the activity room.
However, all the men who had been eagerly watching the drama suddenly became intensely focused on other tasks.
Especially Shao Hengkai, who was closest to this table.
F*ck, this table is seriously a table too much.
"..."
An eerie silence.
"If I could have a dozen kids at once, the Bai Family would grow quickly." At this point, Lin Li moved to the window of the activity room, looked outside at the scenery, and softly mumbled to himself, "Should I sacrifice myself...?"
The men lowered their heads once again.
Note: Normal humans can't have a dozen babies at once.
"I'm done serving you people! You think I care?! I didn't even want to come to this event in the first place!" Total frustration had turned Fang Yu's face completely red, and upon realizing she was entirely unwanted, she abruptly stood up, grabbed her bag, and stormed out.
As she passed Fu Miao, she purposely shoulder-bumped her.
Half-hearted power, terrifyingly effective, instantly knocking Fu Miao to the ground.
They're all living forcefully~
"Are you alright, sis?" Shao Hengkai's focus immediately left the table as he helped Fu Miao up.
"I'm fine, thanks. With her gone, I actually feel relieved." Fu Miao got up, looked back at Fang Yu who had already left the activity room, feeling more relieved for having dodged a bullet than sorrow for being pushed.
But then a second problem arose.
The male-to-female ratio was one-to-one; with Fang Yu gone, they were one woman short, and she certainly couldn't fill the spot herself.
"Mr. Bai... this..." Fu Miao looked at Lin Li, a bit at a loss.
"It's okay," Lin Li understood what was troubling Fu Miao, smiled, and shook his head. "Sis, just continue with your process. Pretend I'm an empty, non-existent person."
Leaving halfway through was impossible; the task had to be completed.
As for following the process without a female partner, it should be fine.
Might as well take this as a test; if Fang Yu left and he could still complete the task, it might actually be a good thing, helping set the standards for the next two sessions.
"Or maybe I can try to contact another willing woman..." Fu Miao was still trying to make amends.
"Really, no need. I'll just sit by and play with my phone. I'll leave when my friends finish. Maybe for the parts that don't require matching, I can just watch and participate a little," Lin Li said.
After Lin Li's repeated reassurances and firm confirmation, Fu Miao ultimately accepted the situation.
Lin Li also enjoyed the leisure, quickly found a seat, and prepared to recount the fun to "Three People and a Dog."







