The Most Random System-Chapter 725 - 370: According to Unofficial Records, Lin Li Used to Be a Duck

Plants, stems and leaves, grasses and flowers.

Any normal person would make these associations, right?

Who would hear "botanical department boys" and immediately think of something simple, direct, optimistic, or sunny?

Is that still a normal person?

Besides, when introducing oneself at a dating event, saying one is capable and can bring happiness to a woman is definitely more attractive than such vague and pretentious descriptions.

So, Lin Li feels it's understandable to misunderstand Zhang Chen's statement; it's just human nature.

There's only one truth: not being normal isn't about oneself!

At this moment, everyone present, including Zeng Ziang who was introducing himself, was stunned.

(;゜○゜)?

Is, is that really the case?

"No... huh? Damn... I'll never use that term again..."

The first to speak was Zhang Chen, whose Adam's apple moved up and down; he felt a bit unwell.

It's like listening to one's own eulogy.

This explanation sounds too overwhelming.

It's as if he had been consistently applying a skincare serum for a year, only to discover now that the word "serum" was a sticker Lin Li secretly put on, and there were no words underneath.

That's how shocking it is.

"Mr. Zeng, have you finished your introduction?"

But they weren't the only ones in the event room; Fu Miao probed for confirmation when Zeng Ziang stopped midway through his introduction.

"Huh? Ah... yes." Zeng Ziang opened his mouth but eventually nodded and sat down.

He certainly hadn't finished the introduction, but his mind was filled with thoughts of botanical department boys and stems and leaves, forgetting where he had been and the follow-up to his speech.

"We'll now invite the next gentleman to introduce himself."

Shao Hengkai beside Zeng Ziang just prepared to stand up, yet found someone had already taken the lead—

"Hello everyone, my name is Bai Bufan. I'm twenty-three years old and also a botanical department boy, but not the same plant as Zhang Chen. Thank you all."

Lin Li's introduction was short and impactful, not even mentioning any requirements for a partner, and ended before anyone could react, sitting down again.

Zhang Chen, Zeng Ziang, Shao Hengkai: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lu Meng, Tang Feng, Wang Baiyu: Who is Bai Bufan?

But there was no time to deal with why Tear Bag identified as Bai Bufan, probably hiding one's identity, in the moment of collective astonishment, Wang Baiyu swiftly stood up:

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Baiyu, I'm somewhat older, twenty-eight, also a botanical department boy, not the same plant as Zhang Chen, but similar to Tear... Bai Bufan's plant. Thank you all."

Upon sitting down, Wang Baiyu felt Lin Li's gaze of surprise and admiration, smilingly gave Lin Li a high five, where silence was more meaningful than words.

——Brother Wang, you understand me!

——Tear Bag, I understand you!

"N-next one?"

"Greetings, my name is Shao Hengkai, constant for foundation, victory at Kai, currently twenty-five, have a car and a house..."

Shao Hengkai standing up next, his self-introduction was much more personified.

But that's expected; Lin Li and Wang Baiyu were here just for fun, not even claiming to have AIDS showed some respect for the event.

Shao Hengkai was genuinely there for dating, so his attitude towards self-introduction was more sincere.

But not completely so—

"...In addition, I'm also kind of a botanical department boy, similar to their kind, different from Zhang Chen's."

As Shao Hengkai finished his carefully crafted introduction, before sitting, he added a last sentence with a smile.

Lu Meng and Tang Feng were taken aback but then chuckled, noticing Shao Hengkai's gaze, they hesitated but nodded.

Thus.

"Finally, I'm also a botanical department boy..."

"Me too..."

Fu Miao: "(;☉_☉)?"

What? How does this involve me? Is this still a dating networking event?

Why does it feel like we're in a tropical rainforest?

Why did a bunch of plants suddenly appear out of nowhere?

Fu Miao was utterly confused.

Previous networking events never had such occurrences; why does today's feel particularly unsmooth, where exactly went wrong?

Fu Miao wasn't the only one with complex thoughts.

Zhang Chen also was.

Zhang Chen was truly stunned.

Oh damn! You botanical department boys just be botanical department boys! He's not pursuing copyright issues, but why emphasize that they aren't the same kind of plant as his?

Actually, he can also be their kind of plant, his stems and leaves are abundant, he's proficient, quite capable too!

If the women guests get curious and ask which plant he is, will they misunderstand that he's incapable...

All in all, the men's damn inexplicable competitiveness and urge to compare almost made Zhang Chen want to stand up and reintroduce himself.

...

Compared to the men, the women's self-introductions were very conventional, Lin Li was originally anticipating someone from the cage department to rival them botanical boys.

To clarify for those who don't know, a cage: can put birds inside, if the birds don't mind each other, without strong territorial instincts, several can be placed simultaneously.

Unfortunately, there wasn't.

Xiling's matching mechanism was still too bad, having no opponent of equal standing; Lin Li wasn't sure whether to feel thankful or disappointed.

Thus Lin Li didn't listen seriously, only specially listened to the tank girl's self-introduction.

Name is Fang Yu, very classic, almost guessed entirely what Wang Baiyu said about the danger zones, preparing for civil servant exams, pursuing ceremony...

Getting involved with her means this life is doomed.