The Most Random System-Chapter 696 - 360: Lin Li Finally Tries Acting Normal, Yet Loses So Thoroughly! (Part 3)

Ding Sihan: "..."

When Chen Yu Ying's laughter echoed again, the two of them looked at her.

Chen Yu Ying suppressed her laughter and then complained somewhat: "Why am I always getting caught in the crossfire..."

The lunch break bell rang, and the three immediately fell silent, obeying the rule of no talking.

Actually, there were only Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi in the classroom—the other students who came at noon were outside sketching, but at a time like this, having more people doesn't mean having more power, it's about being right.

Respecting Wang Yuezhi is everyone's responsibility.

...

Afternoon.

"By the way," as the bell rang, Xue Jian packed up his lesson plans, turned off the PPT, and after assigning homework, reminded the fourth-grade students present who were eager to leave: "Let me tell you in advance."

"Next week, there will be a letter writing session during the parents' meeting. You can write down the things you're too embarrassed to say face-to-face to your parents in the letter, which will be distributed later during the meeting."

The classroom fell silent for a moment.

"Huh? Seriously? How come we're doing such awkward activities in high school? Isn't this something from elementary school?"

"And the parents' meeting is on Friday, doesn't it mean right after writing it we're going home, that's still embarrassing..."

Xue Jian's words caused a commotion in the classroom, of course, most people were pessimistic.

"Exactly, teacher, let's not do this. I already have a pretty good relationship with my parents, we're like family, we don't need this kind of session."

Such nonsense naturally came from the back row, and hearing this, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan:

"Are you really that close, Bufan? How did you meet your parents?"

Bai Bufan: "My dad called me 'dad' for a long time, almost a year, then I started calling him. My mom was the same, she called me 'mom' for a year, seriously, I'm a boy~"

Lin Li laughed and pointed at Bai Bufan.

But it's true, most people can't avoid this process when recognizing their parents, unless they were kidnapped.

Xue Jian listened to everyone's feedback, but just shrugged:

"It's organized by the school, I'm just communicating it. Anyway, now you know about it, write casually when the time comes."

He also felt this session was pointless, but sometimes in society you can't do as you please.

Many things can't be avoided simply because you don't want to do them—like being a homeroom teacher for class four.

"This was organized by someone who never had parents or attended a parents' meeting, how did they come up with this, unbelievable."

But today is Friday, students can forgive anything. After Xue Jian left, everyone lazily dropped the topic and indulged in the happiness of the upcoming weekend.

"School's out~"

"Going home, going home!" Not taking any homework, just grabbing a backpack to trick the family picking them up, Bai Bufan stood up, "I've really held it in."

Notice Lin Li's disdainful look towards miscellaneous fish, Bai Bufan widened his eyes:

"It's password protected. Last weekend, since Tianming was also staying in school, I couldn't ever find a single environment, I've been unable to take off for two weeks, Lin Li, you commuter students who can fly every day wouldn't understand, it's such desperation for a vigorous pilot."

Lin Li lazily declined to comment, got up to go home.

"This week, I'm trying new tricks, I'm going for 3p." But Bai Bufan was self-absorbed, starting to rub his hands, revealing a mischievous grin.

Walking towards the exit, Lin Li couldn't resist, turning back to laugh and curse: "Idiot, how many times have I told you, using both hands doesn't count as 3P."

"It counts, it counts."

...

Biking home from the pool, Lin Li randomly picked a still-open restaurant for supper.

He swam until closing time tonight, nearly non-stop, his stamina was beyond human.

Luckily, his progress wasn't slowed by fatigue as his strength increased, growth was still decent.

"And one day loneliness rises upon loneliness~"

While eating, his phone in the pocket suddenly rang with the WeChat call ringtone.

Tonight is Friday; Lin Li, a fan of the Times Youth League, felt most confident today, thus pretending not to find the phone in order to listen a bit longer.

Finally, he pulled out his phone and noticed the WeChat avatar, raising an eyebrow, slightly surprised.

——It's Yan Aosong.

Uncle Yan actually took the initiative to call him? And at this hour—it's already nine at night.

Seeing it, he didn't even leave a message, directly called.

But Lin Li roughly guessed, assuming the Demon Suppression Bureau planned to award him again.

After all, for the recent thief case, he was the undeniable hero; another banner delivered to him wouldn't be excessive, but this time they should write the banner's recipient as the principal.

Someday, under his social influence operations, Nansang Middle School will become a shelter for his gang.

"Hey, Uncle Yan." Lin Li answered the call.

"Lin Li! Lin Li!" Upon connecting, Yan Aosong's tense and panicked voice came from the other end.

"Quickly tell your aunt!"

"The black silk in front of my car! It's yours! You left it! Lin Li! It's urgent! Really urgent!"

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li was stunned for a moment before remembering what this black silk was.

——On Tuesday night, Yangliang frisked him like a suspect and took out the black silk he had brought from his pocket.

Then Yangliang threw it forward, and Yan Aosong confiscated it, later placing it in the middle storage compartment of the front car, as Lin Li recalled.

"..."

Lin Li's face gradually turned into a suppressed-laugh champion.

Remember.

That day, to avoid alerting the thieves prematurely, Yan Aosong drove his private car instead of the police car.

Suppose Yan Aosong forgot about this package of black silk after that day, suppose tonight being a weekend night he went out with his family, suppose his wife sitting in the front passenger seat uncovered this package of black silk not belonging to her while searching for something...

Suppose, at this point, Uncle Yan and Auntie were in the car...

F*ck, I really wish I were in the car right now.

Just imagining the scene prompted Lin Li to shovel a few more bites of food.

This blood-rushing scene was really too delightful!

"Lin Li——!!"

"Are you there! Please respond!" After answering the call, Lin Li hadn't made a single noise, while Yan Aosong's voice became frantic.

"Uncle, I'm here, I'm here. How should I explain? You tell me, I'll cooperate." Lin Li snapped back to reality, replying with a touch of amusement.

"Just let your aunt know it's yours!"

Subsequently, a noise from the microphone being slapped and moved was heard from the other end, apparently because the phone was being relocated.

"Hello?" After the noise subsided, a somewhat cold female voice appeared, sounding unfriendly.

Lin Li: "Hello Auntie, I'm Lin Li. The black silk you found indeed belongs to me, if I'm deceiving you, may I drop dead on the spot."

——Without any jokes, Lin Li simply and directly admitted and cleared the matter, now wasn't the time to mess with Yan Aosong.

If his antics impacted Yan Aosong's family relations, it'd be too much.

Lin Li is somewhat humane.

On the other end: "..."

First silence, then—

"Yan! Ao! Song! Your mistress is even a man!"

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

China truly is a land of etiquette, the sound of banging could be heard from the other end.

"Auntie! No, I'm a student! Uncle Yan and I have no abnormal relationship!"

"Still a student?!"

"Du——Du——Du——"

Leaving behind only the busy tone after the call was disconnected.

Lin Li: "..."

"Huh?"

Good grief, when he tried earningestly and didn't pull a prank, why was the outcome just like a prank??

Might as well pull a prank then.

Now Lin Li felt like a hut wrecked by autumn wind.