The Most Random System-Chapter 684 - 356: This Time the Anecdotes Are Really a Bit Wilder_3

Who the hell can keep up with this ranting!

(O-O)←Not even Shinpachi could manage that!

Clearly stories that could be spread out over several mornings, yet Bai Bufan insisted on finishing in one go. Lin Li is absolutely done.

Luckily, even though sleepy, he didn't arrive late today, or else Lin Li would regret it for life.

Back at his seat, Lin Li yawned, then patted Bufan on the shoulder: "Brilliant, keep it up, I want to hear more wild tales like that."

"Greedy cat, still so fond of Red Stone." Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li, smiling as he spoke, but then sighed:

"But you know, stones like this are rare; I'm... almost burned out."

"Hang in there." Lin Li gave a perfunctory encouragement, then yawned again, made his wrist into the perfect pillow and leaned on it, signaling vaguely to Bai Bufan: "Let me nap, call me when the teacher comes."

Yawning really is contagious, and Bai Bufan couldn't help but yawn as well.

He decided that after breakfast, he would join for a nap!

But before joining him in sleep, Bai Bufan curiously asked Lin Li:

"Not to pry, but why are you so sleepy today, what did you do last night?"

Bai Bufan hadn't seen Lin Li like this for a long time.

Could it be... Lin Li is going back to reclaim his throne as the 400th in the year group!

Bai Bufan warmly welcomed it!

"Stayed up till past three playing glue, and it turned me into a gentleman." Lin Li, who didn't need to speak proper human language with Bai Bufan, immediately began rambling with eyes closed.

"What do you mean by turning into a gentleman, saint mode?" Bai Bufan asked.

Lin Li: "A gentleman's glue is as mild as water; what I extracted afterward was all like windshield fluid, definitely a gentleman."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

That's such a gentleman.

But instantly, Bai Bufan found this quite reasonable.

It all makes sense, totally makes sense.

No wonder those gentlemen aren't swayed by women's charms, believing beauty to be just bones beneath the makeup.

Dammit, if I could produce glue as mild as water, I wouldn't be swayed by women's charms either.

Sigh, speaking of charming girls...

But then, Bai Bufan's face froze for a moment, and he poked Lin Li.

"Speak up." Lin Li didn't lift his head or open his eyes, just replied.

Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, suddenly it hit me, if someone never acts like a gentleman, and something leaks out in the end, wouldn't their underwear be like a banner for lost souls?"

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li was willing to open his eyes for that statement, he stared at Bai Bufan for a long while.

"You know, yeah, it counts."

Then, the two started laughing while pointing at each other, validating each other's thoughts.

All was said without words.

——Playing glue too much can turn one into a gentleman, but not playing glue means becoming an evil cultivator who uses the banner, the right and wrong in this needs no further words.

As the ancestor's principle can't be changed, let's play glue first.

...

When some noise buzzed around his ear, Lin Li opened his eyes, instinctively wiped his mouth even though there was no drool.

The nap was quite comfortable, he felt his face, and could still sense the creases left by his autumn jacket.

Once a bit clearer, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan beside him and asked: "Morning reading's over? The teacher didn't come?"

"First class English is already over." Bai Bufan replied.

"You dumbass."

Thinking it was a prank, Lin Li laughed and cursed, then frowned because he realized everyone had English books on their desks.

And morning reading was for Chinese.

Although usually, if the first period is Chinese or English, morning reading would normally align perfectly.

But at Nansang Middle School, morning reading is split into two periods, Chinese and English each having one period, switching after the midterm to balance the number of sessions.

So after switching, you get cases like this, where the first period is English, but morning reading is Chinese.

"Holy crap? The first period really ended?" After checking his smartwatch and confirming the time, Lin Li was shocked, then looked at Bai Bufan:

"Why didn't you wake me?"

"I fell asleep too." Bai Bufan shrugged numbly, "Today, Binbin didn't come, so for morning reading, I didn't wake up, I was only woken up in the English period by Koukou."

"Huh?" Lin Li was puzzled hearing that, "Koukou woke you? Then Koukou must have realized I was sleeping too, why didn't she wake me?"

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, his expression complicated.

...

Fifty minutes earlier.

Koukou arrived in the classroom.

"Good morning everyone, let's begin class~"

As soon as the opening line finished and the whole class stood up, Koukou immediately noticed the two beings in the upper right corner of her view.

——A spot you wouldn't forget even if you die.

At that moment, Zhou Baowei was normally trying to wake Bai Bufan.

Koukou raised an eyebrow, paused for a moment, then walked straight over and patted Bai Bufan.

Once Bai Bufan sleepily raised his head, he saw Koukou pointing at him, then at the textbook, and finally at the storage cabinet at the back.

OK, got it, time to go to happy land.

With a natural expression, Bai Bufan gave an OK sign and then prepared to wake Lin Li to roll to the back with him.

"No need, just you stand." Koukou smilingly stopped him, intentionally lowering her voice.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Ah?"

This, this can't be right.

Koukou smiled even wider, nodded again to confirm with Bai Bufan.

So, Bai Bufan, carrying his book, trudged back alone.

His retreating back was like that of a dog.

Koukou returned to the teacher's desk.

She already knew Lin Li's proficiency in English, though unaware of how he learned it, but his vocabulary was indeed at college entrance exam level, with listening and speaking being his relatively weaker points.

So, missing a few classes doesn't matter much.

But now.

Koukou looked appreciatively at Bai Bufan, standing somewhat blankly by the storage cabinet, isolated and without help, nodding in contentment.

Such a quiet classroom.

This session, it might just be taught with laughter.

Hee hee, but can't laugh too loudly, don't want to wake Lin Li up.

...

"Just like that, I spent a tremendously dull and lonely English class, while Koukou cheerfully taught a session."

"Haven't seen miss smile so brightly for a while, as the butler here, even dying would be worth it."

"Lin Li, did you see the blackboard?" Bai Bufan said, pointing at the blackboard.

"What?" Lin Li clicked his tongue looking at the blackboard, there was nothing written on it, so he asked.

"What did you see?" Bai Bufan asked.

"Nothing."

"Exactly! Koukou was so happy she forgot to assign homework!" Bai Bufan shrugged.

Lin Li: "..."

"..."

Come on, no way?

Society is truly a terrifying thing.

Where did the Koukou I first met go?

The one who would resentfully stare at me for not paying attention in English, where is she?

Back then, although full of resentment, that Koukou was a real people's teacher, trying to save me, a wayward kid!

But now, in such a short time, she's fallen to this point already?

Society, after all, is a big dye vat.

Heartbreaking, Lin Li is truly heartbroken.