The Most Random System-Chapter 663 - 351: The Quality of Nansang Middle School Needs Improvement
Xue Jian came up with a brilliant idea to lead to Lin Li's demise due to natural causes.
But afterward, the police would likely ask him some pointless question like "The surveillance captured you pushing Lin Li off a building".
Idiots, isn't gravity a natural cause?
It was gravity that killed Lin Li, why ask me? 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
Also, Bai Bufan is standing next to Lin Li now. If operated skillfully, it could be a buy-one-get-one-free deal, even better.
"What trouble did you stir up again?" Suppressing the dangerous thought in his heart, Xue Jian asked Lin Li irritably.
"I'm innocent, Sir. I haven't exchanged more than three words with those two—I mean including the sentence just now." Lin Li shrugged, appearing somewhat innocent.
There's surveillance in the hallway, it's not like I can slander myself as being strong.
Bai, Wang, Zhou raised their hands: "Sir, we can testify that Lin Li is speaking human language with that sentence."
Xue Jian didn't bother to lift his eyelids.
Whether Lin Li is talking sensibly, he indeed isn't certain, but likewise, he isn't certain if the three of them are speaking human language now.
This is the human language paradox.
"Sir, they truly didn't engage in any bullying behavior this time."
The window was open, and Chen Yu Ying smiled in the classroom as she said to Xue Jian.
"I always trust you guys," Xue Jian nodded earnestly to his four good students in the hallway: "Our class four students wouldn't bully students from other classes."
"So, what exactly happened just now?"
After piecing together the truth from several people, Xue Jian breathed a sigh of relief.
At least there was no murder or drug dealing; in that case, it's fine.
As for the whole fairy and turtle boy thing, Xue Jian didn't care nor wanted to get involved; he was the homeroom teacher of class four. In moments like this, he had neither the desire nor the necessity to express his opinion.
Let class five's teacher worry about the affairs of class five; he had enough to worry about with class four.
"Jiang Xiaoxin, I'll let them keep their volume under control in the hallway. You two go back to class and continue with your cleaning."
So, facing the pitiful and innocent Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen, Xue Jian simply waved them off in the end.
Xue Jian's serious face was quite intimidating, so the two didn't dare to act out. They just glared angrily at Lin Li and the others before returning to class five's hallway and begrudgingly picked up their rags.
Lin Li and the rest didn't chase after them for more; they had to give Xue Jian some face. Opportunities would always present themselves later.
"As for you guys..."
But the necessary reprimand still had to be given. Xue Jian turned back intending to scold them, but then closed his mouth.
Only to see: Lin Li had already turned his back to him, his gaze focused on the wall painting, leaving a strip of white on the wall with a roller, while turning his head towards Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, I personally think painting like this would be more efficient."
"Wow, my goodness, that's true. Thank you, Lin Li, your suggestion is really helpful," Bai Bufan tried it out and then commented with a slightly affected tone.
Wang Ze was simply gone—carrying a bucket with water that remained crystal clear and headed towards the toilet.
Only Zhou Baowei remained watching the two girls from class five going back with a foolish grin.
When he caught Xue Jian's gaze, he suddenly sobered up and started cleaning the hallway with a rag.
Xue Jian: "..."
Damn, each and every one of them is a master of playing dumb.
But watching this scene, Xue Jian indeed lost the desire to deliver a scolding. He just waved to the relatively normal students who were watching the fun in the classroom:
"Alright, you guys should focus on your own work too, don't meddle in the affairs of other classes."
Xue Jian prepared to leave.
This time he decided to return directly to the teacher's dormitory, so no matter how loudly class four barked, it wouldn't matter if he couldn't hear it.
However, seeing Lin Li being too engrossed in playing the role of a diligent student, leaning his body to paint higher spots, with almost half of his body suspended, Xue Jian frowned and patted Lin Li:
"Lin Li, be careful."
"Don't worry, Sir, the desk won't break." Lin Li's sensible response even made Bufan's heartache.
Just kidding, no sympathy, good riddance, hehe.
"I'm telling you to be careful! Get down first, there's no need to save this bit of effort, move the desk a bit over to paint that area." Xue Jian frowned and said.
"Oh, oh." Lin Li obediently got down and moved the desk.
Only then did Xue Jian leave with a peace of mind.
The two continued painting.
When Bai Bufan heard Lin Li choke up, he turned his head in surprise.
Only to see Lin Li using his forearm to wipe away imaginary tears, continuing to sob:
"What the heck~"
"If you care about someone, just care about them openly; why insist on saying you're worried about the desk and use that as a shield~"
"Being tsundere is already out of trend..."
"Jian Jian big idiot!"
"Ah-ho, ah-ho, ah-ho! Baka, baka, baka!"
Listening to Lin Li's adorable voice, Bai Bufan felt like he was losing it.
So it turned out to be...Jian Jian big idiot.
"Whoa, haha, Lin Li, are these words really something humans can come up with?"
"You can accept Big Idiot Lili and Big Idiot Fanfan, what's the matter with Big Idiot Jian Jian?" Lin Li frowned.
"That's different, f*ck! Our Jian Jian is over forty!"
"He's my Big Idiot Jian Jian no matter how old he is."
"Awesome, though difficult, I still managed to get it, do you two have any doujins, I could use them."
"Scram."
...
"Let's leave it at this. If something else comes up later, we'll find a chance to repaint it. Anyway, we still have the paint and tools."
All wall painting areas on class four's exterior were completely covered in white paint. Lin Li hopped down, took a few steps back to check, then nodded at Bai Bufan.
"Alright."
Then seeing Lin Li grab a rag to wipe off the paint drips on the desk, Bai Bufan lifted his chin: "No need to wipe mine."
