The Most Random System-Chapter 602 - 331: Peppa Pig tattooed, applause for the social person_3

Even if one's not fully awake, it's hard to like this kind of delinquent.

"But, Bai Bufan, seriously? Were you really that short in the first year and now so tall?" Ding Sihan questioned with curiosity.

Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan, though with no real interest. They are the kind of people who enjoy life, like those on Zhihu organizing "Pirate King Luffy's" life, making up stories at will.

"It's true, actually. After correcting my eating habits, my height just shot up," Bai Bufan shrugged. "Honestly, I find it quite ridiculous too. You might not know, but when I graduated from the third year, I was only about 172 or 173 cm tall."

Bai Bufan left it at that, but everyone present knew—when the school session started, Bai Bufan was already 180 cm tall, one of the tallest in the class.

Almost ten centimeters in three months?

"Growing taller without gaining weight, how enviable," Ding Sihan sighed, "What a crap constitution, I gain weight just by drinking water."

"Err, Ding Sihan, are you really only drinking water? You know best yourself, hehe," Lin Li chimed in suddenly, "It's fine to fool others with those words, but don't fool yourself too."

Ding Sihan's face, which was full of sighs, instantly froze.

The next second, Ding Sihan broke down in frustration: "Not true! Lin Li! What's wrong with you!! What happens if you don't say anything?!"

"I would say one less thing."

"Go to hell!"

Even though she couldn't leave visible marks on Lin Li today, a few punches wouldn't be too much.

The two circled around Chen Yu Ying once again, like King Qin.

Once Ding Sihan gave up, Lin Li, who had his hands pressing on Chen Yu Ying's shoulders, curiously asked as he pressed down:

"Class president, how come you don't feel any nostalgia with zero sentimental impact?"

"Can't help it, because I didn't play this when I was young, so I indeed have no feelings," always smiling, Chen Yu Ying explained after hearing this.

"Is it because you had no childhood?" Lin Li's eyes were like twilight filtered through stained-glass chapel windows, like thin ice beginning to melt in early spring, with restrained compassion, extremely gentle.

Then he walked toward the inflatable castle:

"What one couldn't have in youth will bind them for life, but the earlier they get it again, the less the binding hurts. Class president, wait up, my financial prowess will clear the field for you so you can enjoy playing."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

This look from Lin Li made her feel quite comfortable.

But his words didn't sound like something a human would say.

Who wants to play this...

Clearing the field and going up immediately would make everyone feel sneaky, every child and parent would resentfully stare to see who was being so bizarre, wouldn't it be utterly embarrassing?

"Come back!" So Chen Yu Ying hurriedly grabbed Lin Li by the back hem of his clothes and pulled him back.

"I just don't like playing it."

She hurriedly emphasized.

"Yeah, Lin Li, stop being crazy. If Ying Bao wants a castle, why look for an inflatable one? Shouldn't you be looking for a real castle?" Ding Sihan also quipped jokingly from the side.

Seems about right.

Darn, your childhood and mine seem to differ.

Sigh, Lin Li only realized later in life that those lyrics might have been sung by "Family With Children" to the audience in front of the screen.

Liu Xing lived in a high-end community in Beijing around the 2000s, had a computer and a mobile phone at home, with varied meals every day, and the fridge was stocked with Haagen-Dazs and Ovaltine, all high-end snacks of that time.

Indeed, it's different.

Oh, speaking of high-end...

"Bufan, did you hear that? Is there a feeling of wanting to jump off a collective market?" So Lin Li asked Bai Bufan with a faint sense of dejection.

Bai Bufan nodded sadly in cooperation.

"Then go ahead, take my share with you, this is our passionate bond." Hearing this, Lin Li was overjoyed and pushed Bai Bufan towards the river.

Perfectly satisfying his urge to jump into the river without actually wanting to.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Wait a second! If it's just me jumping, then I'm not jumping! I don't want to be like Qu Yuan's little brother!" Bai Bufan regretted it.

As for why Bai Bufan said that.

According to folklore, after Qu Yuan jumped into the river, his second-to-last words left to the world were "Oops, drowning~"

If you ask what the last words were, it was "glug glug glug~~"

He was probably paying homage to Steam's infamous game "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum."

Ultimately, Bai Bufan didn't jump.

The group walked around the inflatable castle and continued strolling forward.

Ding Sihan had finished her fruit tea, so she went towards the nearest trash can.

The group then noticed a little boy.

At this moment, he was standing somewhat awkwardly not far from the trash can, his eyes fixed on a little girl holding a milk carton and drinking beside the trash can.

The girl drank near the trash can because she was finishing up. When the sound of an empty straw came from her carton, she placed the milk carton on top of the trash can.

As soon as the little girl left, the awkward little boy hurriedly ran over, snatched the milk carton from the trash can, and put it in his mouth.

The pupils of the five people trembled.

In this day and age, are there still such pitiful children?

It really makes one's nose tingle.

What one couldn't have in youth will bind them for life.

Saying that to Chen Yu Ying was just a joke, but this might actually be a living example.

So, Lin Li quickly inquired in a low voice to the people beside him: "Anyone got cash on hand? Lend me some, I'll transfer it to you later?"

"I do."

As a boarding student, cash is always ready, so Bai Bufan took a fifty out of his pocket for Lin Li.

Lin Li walked up, ready to give this fifty to the child.

However, as Lin Li approached, he saw the little boy put the inflated milk carton on the ground in front of him, a smile on his face.

Lin Li: "?"

No?

Wait!

Big Silly Spring! What are you doing!

Run!!

At this moment, Lin Li turned into a rush hour appliance salesman, seeing this grenade placed on the ground, quickly retreating.

Sure enough, the kid made a long jump move, leaping up and crashing down hard!!

"BOOM!!!"

The milk carton exploded with a loud noise, drawing the curiosity of many passersby who glanced over.

Luckily Lin Li retreated in time, not a drop of milk from the carton splashed on his carefully dressed self today.

Satisfied, the little boy hopped away.

"..."

"..."

Lin Li returned to the four, holding back their laughs, and after a few breaths of silence, finally spoke:

"Anyone feels like hitting kids? Together?"