The Most Random System-Chapter 591 - 328: Ximen Qing’s Three Major Laws Are Still in Force

Arriving at Pinglu Street.

It's only eleven o'clock, far from the busiest time of the market, but already there are quite a few people at the entrance, men and women, young and old alike.

——"I miss you very much in Pinglu."

Seeing this classic sign that wasn't there last night, Lin Li couldn't hold back anymore, and many people were checking in with the sign.

So, I had to check in too.

"Goodbye driver, take care on the road, congratulations on your prosperity."

As the ride-share car that brought the four of them left, Bai Bufan, who had just been warmly saying goodbye to the driver, immediately turned cold.

He took out his phone and started giving the driver a bad review.

——"How dare you say I look average! How dare you say I'm kind-hearted! How dare you say I go to tutorial classes!"

If you get close, you can hear the tapping sound from Bai Bufan pressing the screen too hard and his gritted teeth, with a grin resembling a sinister smile from hell.

"Weren't you going to leave a good review?"

Lin Li, who foolishly took a photo with the sign, came over and asked with a smile.

Bai Bufan looked up, smiled, and began to sing:

"As someone who tends to please, I just thought of a way to practice sincerity and courage.

From today onwards, if the driver asked me for a good review, unless the service was so good that I wanted to give one, I would directly say, sorry, I don't want to, and then get off.

Never again will I just agree and then ignore it after getting off the car."

Lin Li: "?"

Whoa, the teacher calling him Bai Tongxue is spot on.

"Bufan, I support you. When 6G comes out, you must become the beneficiary!" Seeing Bai Bufan so resolved, Lin Li encouragingly patted his shoulder and said:

"As long as you stick to your guns, say your goal is just to make interesting videos, then copy some code from open-source websites and claim you wrote it yourself, a million followers is within reach."

"Sure, I'll work hard." Bai Bufan nodded heavily.

Everyone mocks Cyber Dingzhen, but everyone wants to become Cyber Dingzhen.

"Ying Bao said she'll be here in a few minutes, let's go buy some drinks, I'm getting a bit thirsty."

And Ding Sihan put down her phone and turned back to the three of them and said.

"Alright, let's go." The three of them had no objections.

"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, what do you two want to drink?"

The four of them entered the street from the entrance of Pinglu Street, and after walking a few steps, they saw a shop selling fruit drinks and milk tea.

"Ying Bao already sent me what she wants to drink. How about you two, what would you like? I'll order them all together."

Ding Sihan asked Lin Li and Bai Bufan again.

"I'm okay with anything." Bai Bufan didn't mind.

"I'm not drinking." Lin Li shook his head.

"Not drinking? Why not? Aren't there fruit teas here that you like?" 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

Ding Sihan looked, seeing that Lin Li didn't bring any drinks, and asked puzzledly.

"I've already given up on fruit tea. They're lowly and shameless, too promiscuous. They're not worthy of entering my stomach." Lin Li shook his head.

Ding Sihan: "?"

He's starting to talk nonsense again.

"What nonsense is this promiscuity, how can guys even make up fruit conspiracy theories, it's just gross!" Ding Sihan was amazed and swung a righteous punch.

"Hehe, scandal?

The ignorant always possess inexplicable confidence, as the top of the class, Dingzi, I naturally know a lot of things you don't.

Listen carefully to what I'm about to say — Oranges are a crossbreed of tangerines and pomelos, lemons are a crossbreed of oranges and limes, limes are a crossbreed of citron and pomelos, grapefruit is orange plus pomelo, and tangor is orange and tangerine...

Do you get it now? The citrus family is basically all hybrids, this full-blooded peasant drink—

Can I ask you, do these fruit drinks, reeking of worldly dust and alcohol, deserve to enter my sweet-smelling, soft, and little cake-like body?"

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and the cashier: "(;☉_☉)?"

Bai Bufan suddenly realized and quickly changed his face, solemnly looking at Ding Sihan: "Ding Sihan, don't order for me either, I won't drink anymore. I just remembered, my status is quite noble too."

"..."

When the shock faded, Ding Sihan rolled her eyes and sighed deeply, ignoring these two idiots.

These two should at least know to head home when it rains, so they will get their own drinks when they're thirsty later.

Watching the follower Bai Bufan, Lin Li was extremely disdainful, sneering and teasing: "Bufan, do you know what I usually use to wash my hair?"

"What do you use?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.

"Stancan."

"Oh~~ Got it, I usually use egg soup too~" Bai Guowei upon hearing it, immediately played along with flair: "I only use this, and it must be the egg soup made from the eggs laid by old hens under the Nansang Zhengbai Banner, if I use anything else, I cough!"

"Oh Bai Bufan, oh Bai Bufan, can't you have some original thoughts?" Watching the still-following Bai Bufan, Lin Li laughed helplessly: "Can't you aspire to be like Voldemort?"

"Huh? What about Voldemort?" Bai Bufan was surprised.

"As far as I know, Voldemort has his own mind, and he never lets anyone lead him by the nose." Lin Li gave a thumbs-up, expressing his admiration.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Don't say it, really don't say it.

But——

"Voldemort didn't even have a nose! Who can lead him by the nose!" Bai Bufan roared.

"Actually, sometimes what others say goes, it doesn't necessarily mean a lack of independence,"

Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan, who had been listening to the two-man show, chimed in: