The Most Random System-Chapter 441 - 281: They embarked on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes, Lin Li decided to uphold justice over family loyalty_3
It’s mainly about a sense of ease and comfort.
"Good luck with that."
In this case, Lin Li couldn’t use the "Poop Suppression Talisman" to help, so he could only wish Bai Bufan good luck. If he couldn’t hold it in, it was his own doing.
Luckily, until the class bell rang, Bai Bufan was just making silver calls with nothing else happening.
"Ring—" As soon as the class bell rang, Bai Bufan immediately rushed out like a wild dog off its leash.
"What’s he doing," Zhou Baowei asked from the side, "running so fast?"
"Ever played the King of Farts, bro? When he ran just now, he might have had a jet booster behind him. How could he not be fast?" Lin Li casually said as he picked out the textbooks he wanted to favor tonight.
"Strategist! Prime Minister!" Wang Ze called out as he walked over to Lin Li with a book.
"What’s up?" Lin Li looked up as he was just about to put on his backpack and get up.
"In a hurry to leave? There’s a problem I don’t understand, can you teach me?" Wang Ze placed his workbook on Lin Li’s desk and asked.
"Aren’t we bros? Did the sun rise in South Korea? Wang Ze, you’re studying during your free time?" Lin Li was incredulous.
"Haha, I’ve decided to become a better person and compensate for my emotional intelligence deficit with improved grades so that the senior will willingly keep chasing after me." Wang Ze laughed proudly.
"I think rather than improving your grades, you should find a way to make the senior blind. The latter seems easier."
"You’re so vulgar." Wang Ze flipped him the bird and then lifted his chin. "Stop cursing. Are you going to teach or not?"
"Which problem?" Lin Li asked.
"This one."
Lin Li looked at the problem Wang Ze pointed to, which was the same one he asked Chen Yu Ying about at noon.
But Lin Li didn’t solve it immediately; instead, he looked at Wang Ze and frowned, "You asked about this problem?"
"What’s wrong?"
"First, tell me if you can solve this problem?" Lin Li pointed to a previous problem.
"Uh... no."
"And this one?"
"I might know a little bit."
"Tell me which part of this homework you truly know." Lin Li laughed.
"Class, name, student number."
Lin Li took a deep breath, feeling the presence of Brother Ni in front of him.
"Then why are you tackling advanced problems from the dam?" Lin Li reprimanded coldly, "Wang Ze, besides drooling over this problem, what else can you do?
No honey, so don’t even think about the poop."
Wang Ze: "... The words are rough, but the logic isn’t, though you’re being too rough."
"Then just explain a few basic problems to me." But Wang Ze, being thick-skinned, didn’t mind and said casually.
"Studying is like opening a blind box, Wang Ze, you’re something else," Lin Li couldn’t help but laugh, realizing Wang Ze probably wasn’t really interested in studying and was just having a short-lived burst of enthusiasm.
So he didn’t directly explain the problems but went to the front row, took Wang Ze’s textbook, aligned the example problems with the exercises, made some notes, and handed it back to Wang Ze:
"Explaining like this isn’t very meaningful. Try doing it yourself now, and if there’s something you don’t understand, ask me tomorrow."
"That’s great, thanks," Wang Ze raised his eyebrows, glanced at the clock, "I’m heading back to the dorm to study. You can head home."
"Just wasted my precious five minutes." Lin Li flipped the bird.
But in fact, the classroom still had many studying students; after all, many would stay in school until the teaching building’s lights went out as exams approached.
It could also be couples waiting for fewer people to find a place to make out.
But none of this concerned Lin Li, so he got up and left the classroom.
Community.
Tonight, the moon is bright, and stars are sparse.
"I’m the reverse butterfly, a butterfly flying against the wind~"
Lin Li hummed a little tune, looked at the medical test report his customer service sent him on his phone, took out the keys, opened the door, and pressed the entryway light button on the shoe cabinet.
Click, the light came on.
But at that moment, more than just the light came on.
"Happy Birthday!"
"Surprise!"
A confetti popper exploded, and the streamers in Chen Yu Ying’s hands cascaded down like a waterfall of confetti, scattering around Lin Li and slightly distorting his view.
Ding Sihan held up a cake filled with candles, the firelight dancing in her pupils.
Lin Li stood frozen in place, still holding the keys in his hand.
Looking past the three of them, the familiar yet unfamiliar living room curtains were tightly drawn, adorned with star lights, and the wall had the wobbly letter decorations "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
A brief silence.
His Adam’s apple rolled slightly, and he pursed his lips, looking at the three smiling, expectant faces. Lin Li, snapping back to reality, raised one arm to block his eyes.
"Lin Li, don’t cry, don’t cry, mama loves you."
"It’s normal to be moved; with such a big surprise, even I would cry." Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu sang in harmony as they watched the scene.
Holding the used confetti popper, Chen Yu Ying didn’t know what to do for a moment since Lin Li rarely showed such an expression.
Just as she was about to ask him to take his shoes off and come in before comforting him, Lin Li slowly retreated out the door and stealthily began to go downstairs.
Chen Yu Ying: "?"
Chen Yu Ying and the other two looked at each other in confusion and poked their heads out the door.
They only saw Lin Li quietly descending the stairs while pulling his phone from his pocket, his voice deliberately lowered but sounding somewhat anxious:
"Uncle, I think there’s a burglar in my house, can you send the police over?"
"Really, really, unauthorized entry, definitely unauthorized entry!"
Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "?"
