The Invincible Doctor of the Female Village Chief-Chapter 602: Even the Immortals Are Asleep This Late
Liu Zixuan’s casual mutter didn’t seem like a problem, but it made the man’s face change.
Just as the middle-aged couple was about to speak, the man rebuked, "If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense, this is genuine jargon!"
Liu Zixuan took a drag on his cigarette, snorted, and said, "What, even scammers have jargon now?"
"You’re the scammer!"
Furious, the man immediately strode towards Liu Zixuan, grabbed his arm, and said to the middle-aged couple, "You two judge for yourselves, did I say anything wrong just now?"
"No, you didn’t."
"Young man, I know you mean well, but what this Master said is really accurate."
Upon hearing this, Liu Zixuan looked at the middle-aged couple, "You two, five years ago you might have aborted a child, right?"
"This... well..." The middle-aged woman hesitated for a moment and nodded.
"It wasn’t a normal miscarriage, was it?" Liu Zixuan asked again.
"Seems you’re quite skilled too." The middle-aged man simply pulled Liu Zixuan over to their table and sat down together. "To be honest, something happened at home five years ago, causing my wife to miscarry, and she barely managed to survive."
"But since then, she’s been unable to get pregnant again."
"I figured that out too, but it’s like poking at someone’s scars, how could I bring that up?" muttered the small conman.
Liu Zixuan gave him a contemptuous look and then said to the middle-aged couple, "The lady’s infertility is due to the miscarriage before, it hurt her fundamentally. In situations like this, regular remedies won’t work. If I’m not mistaken, you’ve likely seen many doctors."
"That’s right." The middle-aged man nodded, then sighed deeply, as it seemed to be their lifelong pain.
"What ’hurt fundamentally’? Pure nonsense!" The small conman gave a serious look and said, "You see, it’s actually karma. Reincarnation is part of the natural cycle, but because of your actions, the child returned to the Underworld without being born."
"As a result, you can’t have children now. It’s heaven’s punishment on you, and a reminder to cherish life. Earlier, I hesitated because if I help you, it’s like defying heaven and it would cost my own lifespan!"
"That serious?" The middle-aged couple seemed genuinely intimidated by the small conman’s words.
Liu Zixuan snorted, "Why don’t you say you can go to Hell and directly alter the Book of Life and Death?"
"What’s so difficult about that!" The small conman chuckled proudly, "I’ll have you know, when my ancestral master possesses me, going to Hell is nothing, I could even have a drink with the Jade Emperor in the Celestial Court!"
"You’ve watched Journey to the West too many times!" Liu Zixuan retorted immediately, "You keep talking about the Underworld and Celestial Court, if you’re really a deity, bring one down for me to see."
"I... he..." The small conman stammered for a while, his face flushed, "It’s so late, deities must be asleep now. Tomorrow I’ll call down my ancestral master to teach you a lesson!"
Liu Zixuan rolled his eyes at the small conman, then turned to the middle-aged woman, "Don’t listen to his nonsense. If there really is a cycle of heaven, why haven’t we seen good people live long and bad people die young?"
"Young man, that’s not entirely true, this Master did predict our family’s affairs quite accurately," the middle-aged man said.
Liu Zixuan smirked, unable to figure out how the small conman guessed right.
He went to the front desk and asked the clerk for a pen and paper, then wrote down a remedy for the middle-aged woman’s condition.
He walked to the table, handed it over, and said, "These are two remedies, gather the medicine according to the first one to adjust the body for a week, then treat according to the second one. Before the end of the year, you’ll hear good news."
At this moment, the middle-aged man trusted Liu Zixuan, after all, what he said was highly professional and surprising.
Seeing the opportunity to earn money slip away, the small conman was instantly unhappy, "You two should consider carefully, there are a lot of scammers these days, don’t let this guy fool you. Having children is a big deal in life!"
"Well..." The middle-aged man hesitated, believing Liu Zixuan while not doubting the small conman either.
"I charge nothing for this remedy!" Liu Zixuan said, smiling at the small conman.
The small conman was momentarily at a loss, "If it’s really something good how could it be free, as old sayings go, anything given for free is worthless."
"Then you can give your secret formula to this couple, I’m sure they’ll take it to a doctor, and soon the doctor will see whose is more effective, right?"
Liu Zixuan squinted at the small conman, asking meaningfully, "Do you dare?"
"I... ouch..." The small conman turned red, looked around quickly to cover his stomach, "I’m going to the bathroom, I’ll settle accounts with you when I return!"
With that, he scampered off to the nearby bathroom.
The middle-aged couple, not being fools, finally understood and thanked Liu Zixuan repeatedly.
They took out a bank card from their pocket, "Young man, here’s five hundred thousand."
"I said I charge nothing," Liu Zixuan laughed, "You seem eager to go back and handle things, keep the money for important matters."
"This... this is so embarrassing!" Liu Zixuan’s generosity made the middle-aged couple a bit embarrassed.
Liu Zixuan said nothing more and returned to his seat.
The middle-aged couple exchanged glances, both with expressions of surprise and joy; after all, not having even a single child had troubled them greatly. They never expected to meet such a good person like Liu Zixuan while traveling at night.
After another round of thanks, the middle-aged couple settled their bill and hurriedly left.
Once the food was served, Liu Zixuan lowered his head and started eating.
In his view, this was just a small episode during his journey south.
About three or four minutes later, the small conman suddenly appeared in front of Liu Zixuan again.
Without saying a word, he sat down and grabbed a chicken wing, devouring it.
"I say, do you have no shame?" Liu Zixuan cursed irritably.
"Do you have no shame!" The small conman slapped the table, "I spent half the night setting up my scheme, finally met someone I could fool, and you just swooped in and snatched my business. Why, now I’m wrong for eating some of your chicken wings?"
"With your shamelessness, someone will beat you till you can’t take care of yourself, believe it?" Liu Zixuan put down his chopsticks and said mockingly.
ps: Fourth update, some asked if the plot will get complex later, Ye Zi firmly answered, no, it will be refreshing, refreshing, refreshing!
