The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 7: The Hidden Dragon Grasps the Heavenly Peach

No matter how profound a grandmaster of the Dao of Deception a cultivator becomes, certain heavenly scenarios will render their mortal facial muscles completely useless.

Right now, the glorious scene unfolding before Romeo was exactly one of those impossible fleshly tribulations.

Two milky, plump, profoundly jiggly yet immaculately firm heavenly cheeks rested directly in front of his face.

Each time Aunt Valentina gave her slender waist a subtle jiggle, those massive mountains of meat literally called out to his very soul.

In simpler mortal terms, Romeo was entirely stupefied seeing these highly dangerous, world-destroying ass cheeks.

"Go on, my cute nephew. You just loudly proclaimed you are going to ruthlessly punish this aunt. Are you going to spank this naughty aunty right now? Hmm?"

Aunt Valentina reached her delicate hands behind her waist. She shamelessly cupped the underside of her massive cheeks. She lifted the heavy, soft meat upward and slowly let it drop.

The twin cheeks immediately jiggled up and down like a violent, heaven-shaking spiritual hot spring.

Romeo swallowed a heavy mouthful of his own turbid saliva.

All he could do was stare straight ahead with wide, unblinking eyes. His pumpkin seed was actively praying to the heavens for a blessing.

’Fuu~ Fuu~~ Fu~~ look at my cute nephew. He is completely out of his mind.’

Aunt Valentina mentally congratulated herself.

’Even though I have never gone this far with any mortal man before today, seeing his cute, broken reaction was completely worth the supreme risk.’

She smiled victoriously. She was definitely not going to lose to this greenhorn junior who still had his mother’s milk drying on the side of his lips.

’Just like I calculated, my cute nephew is all loud barks and absolutely zero action. I can freely tease him like this and expect zero retaliation.’

’This grandmaster aunt absolutely will never lose to anyone!’

Indeed, Aunt Valentina Velvetthunder never lost a battle of wits to anyone in her entire life.

Not even her own father Bartholoma Velvetthunder could outsmart her. He was the smartest and most cunning merchant she knew.

No matter the situation, she always plotted to come out on top.

Did this little boy with eggshells still stuck to his head truly think he could intimidate her? Ha! Not a single chance in the nine heavens!

Meanwhile, Romeo’s mind was completely blank. He had previously seen Lilian’s naked rear. Lilian possessed an athletic, runway-model type of peach.

Aunt Valentina’s cheeks existed in an entirely different realm of existence. They were the absolute real deal.

’Indeed, thick Milfs exist on a completely different cultivation level altogether.’

He desperately wanted to touch them. He wanted to aggressively knead that soft, bouncing flesh.

He simply could not risk a direct assault at this exact moment. He must patiently wait for the absolute perfect opportunity to strike like a hidden dragon.

He firmly believed that golden moment would arrive very soon. He played his part perfectly and acted entirely embarrassed.

He turned his face away and covered his blushing cheeks with his hands like a shy virgin disciple.

Seeing his total defeat, Valentina giggled with supreme arrogance.

"What is it, cute nephew? Are you admitting defeat already? Fuu~ Fuu~ Fuu~ This aunt honestly expected far more manliness from your root. Alas, it seems you are indeed a pathetic loser."

"S-sh-shut up, Aunt Valentina. Y-you are truly shameless and demonic."

"Oho! Then kowtow right now and say to this aunt that you admit total defeat. Otherwise, this aunt is going to tease your mortal root even more until you cry."

At that exact moment, heavy footsteps echoed through the grand hall.

Aunt Valentina’s husband descended the grand stairs wearing a formal, high-tier merchant’s suit and carrying a leather artifact briefcase.

Hearing the approaching footsteps, the aunt rapidly adjusted her clothing using a phantom wardrobe technique.

She absolutely did not want her husband to see her bare, jiggly cheeks on full display to the heavens.

She possessed a tomboyish, rebellious character but a husband is still a husband in this mortal realm.

Romeo took acute notice of this sudden, drastic change in his aunt’s behavior. A malicious, villainous smile bloomed in his dark heart.

’Found your ultimate weakness!’

Uncle Roland reached the bottom of the stairs and paused upon seeing the aunt and nephew together.

"What is up with all the fresh blood on this trash boy’s head?"

"Oh, honey, it is the exact same situation as ever. Your second nephew Caspian did it again."

Uncle Roland looked directly at Romeo with absolute disgust. Romeo instinctively looked away to maintain his weak, crippled facade.

This entire Velvetthunder family caused him physical nausea just by existing. They were literally breeding in this castle just to bully his true lineage and steal his supreme wealth.

’From the soul memories of the old Romeo, this Uncle is also a greedy, parasitic prick. He only married Aunt Valentina to gobble up the Lovecraft profound marble company.’

Romeo heard a loud, arrogant scoff. Uncle Roland’s footsteps moved toward the grand entrance. Aunt Valentina obediently accompanied him to the doorway like a traditional wife.

She stood there waving at her husband as the lowly servants opened the heavy door of his black, luxurious four-wheeled spirit car.

Another brilliant, predatory smile blossomed on Romeo’s face as he completely analyzed the scene. He looked left and right to ensure the coast was entirely clear.

Then he casually walked toward the door and stood shoulder-to-shoulder with his aunt. He simply smiled while watching the morning scenery.

Aunt Valentina looked up at her nephew’s face. She playfully stuck out her pink tongue in a childish, mocking gesture.

Romeo completely ignored her face. He looked straight down instead.

He locked his burning gaze directly onto the slightly opened collar of her sheer gown. He was openly worshipping the snow-white valley and the massive twin peaks hiding within like a devoted pilgrim.

This blatant disrespect did not go unnoticed by the supreme aunt. Instead of feeling a naughty urge to tease him further, her flawless face suddenly became bright red.

’What in the nine heavens? What is this nefarious, penetrating gaze from this boy? Something has definitely changed.’

She could not pinpoint the exact difference. The nephew she saw this morning was profoundly different from the trash of yesterday.

First there were light on his eyes, she noticed it right away when she came down.

Then second, it seems he became manly somehow, which was hot but she quickly won over it.

She was a grandmaster of the teasing arts after all!

Right now, he was looking at her like a starving, unhinged predator that had not eaten meat in a hundred days. She was the beautiful, plump lamb meat served on a silver platter for his consumption.

She subconsciously grabbed the lapels of her robe and pulled them up to hide her cleavage. She immediately heard a dark, mocking chuckle from the boy beside her.

’What is this utter nonsense? Am I actually losing ground to this greenhorn? No! Never! I will never lose face to my own nephew! Hmpff!’

She angrily took her hands off her gown. She intentionally pulled the fabric down a few extra inches to expose more of her snowy globes to the morning air.

She looked up at him with a challenging smirk. She was daring him to try something stupid.

’He can bluff all he wants. He will never succeed in conquering this heavenly peak.’

Apart from her sudden internal confusion, she remained absolutely certain her nephew was nothing but a weak pushover.

He could not even conquer a mortal maid his own age like Lily. Teasing a supreme woman like herself was a complete impossibility.

"I will return early today! Please prepare some tasty spiritual food!"

Uncle Roland shouted from the luxurious car. He was waiting for the driver to finish checking the safety runes on the vehicle.

"Yes, dear husband! I will certainly prepare something incredibly delicious for you today... Mhwaa~!"

Aunt Valentina blew a loud, exaggerated kiss toward the vehicle. It seems even Uncle Roland was completely unable to overpower her shameless teasing woman.

He quickly rolled the tinted windows up in defeat. The nearby servants lowered their heads. They felt deep second-hand embarrassment.

Seeing her husband retreat behind his window thrilled the aunt even more. She desperately wanted to launch another verbal assault.

"Your meals will be so utterly tasty you will want to swallow your own tongu... Hnnngh!!"

SQUEEZE!

She violently clasped both hands over her traitorous mouth. A sudden, incredibly shameless, high-pitched moan had just leaked loudly from her throat.

Her beautiful black eyes bulged out of her skull in absolute shock.

In the sudden silence of the grand hallway, all she could hear was a low, demonic chuckle vibrating right beside her ear.

"My, my, my, dear Aunty. Was that a shameless, slutty moan your innocent nephew just heard right now? Fuu~~ fuu~~ fuu~"

Aunt Valentina was preparing for round two of her teasing.

A massive, unyielding hand suddenly descended from the heavens instead. It locked onto her left, massive, milky milfy ass cheek with the grip of an ancient titan.

The hand did not merely clasp her flesh. It violently seized her very soul.

Her guard was completely lowered. The sudden, aggressive intrusion forced her body to involuntarily leak a profoundly shameless moan directly in front of her departing husband!