The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 30: The Pendulum of Doom and the Forgotten Panty

Knock! Knock! Knock!

The heavy, demanding sounds echoing from the decrepit wooden door sent Aunt Valentina into a state of absolute, life-threatening panic!

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" she chanted frantically in her chaotic spiritual sea.

She flew across the messy bedroom exactly like a highly startled profound sparrow. She desperately scoured the floorboards for her discarded clothing.

She quickly snatched up her crumpled crimson silk nightdress and ruthlessly shoved her massive, bouncy milfy melons into the tight fabric.

In her extreme, heart-pounding haste, she completely forgot a highly crucial piece of her attire!

Her thin, black lace panty was currently draped casually over a decrepit wooden chair in the corner of the room.

It was heavily soaked and aggressively dripping with an entire ocean of highly fragrant Yin nectar!

It looked exactly like a scandalous, sticky war banner proudly displaying her total defeat, but she was far too panicked to even notice it!

Aunt Valentina wildly smoothed out the wrinkles on her silk dress. She rapidly patted her flushed cheeks and used her supreme Grandmaster techniques to quickly fix her messy, sweaty hair.

She took a deep, shaky breath and forcefully reconstructed her shattered Teasing Empress persona.

’I am completely fine! I am perfectly presentable!’

She rationally lied to herself.

’If anyone asks, I am simply here early in the morning to strictly inspect the structural integrity of the decaying east wing! Yes! That is a completely logical, highly dignified excuse!’

Seeing that she was finally fully clothed and looking somewhat like a respectable Matriarch, she let out a massive sigh of relief. The catastrophic crisis was temporarily averted.

She turned her beautiful black eyes toward the bed to tell her nephew to quickly hide.

However, her mortal soul instantly, violently left her physical vessel!

Romeo was not hiding under the itchy blankets at all! He had completely ignored the frantic knocking.

He simply let out a lazy morning yawn, stretched his pale, muscular back, and confidently strutted directly toward the wooden door to answer it!

Aunt Valentina’s jaw dropped straight to the floorboards. Her beautiful eyes bulged to the absolute limit.

It would have been okay snice she was dressed but there was another crucial point here. That was...

He was entirely, shamelessly naked!

He did not possess a single scrap of coarse fabric covering his physical vessel! Worse yet, his demonic weapon was still highly active from their completely unhinged night of dual-cultivation!

The terrifying Heavenly Pillar of Chaos was currently in a thick, throbbing, semi-erect state. Even while resting, it was a massive, intimidating beast!

As Romeo confidently swaggered toward the door, the heavy obsidian mushroom head violently dangled left and right between his thighs.

It swung back and forth exactly like the terrifying pendulum of a grandfather clock counting down to her absolute societal death!

"W-what in the nine heavens are you doing?!"

Aunt Valentina hissed in a frantic, choked whisper. She desperately waved her jade hands to stop him.

If a servant, or her snoring husband, or her terrifying Grand Patriarch father opened that door and saw her naked, highly endowed nephew standing in the same room as her... it was completely over!

Her entire glorious life would be instantly ground into fine spiritual powder!

Her father would personally execute her on the public execution grounds! Her useless husband would divorce her, and her lovely daughter would spit on her name for all eternity!

"I am simply answering the door, my dear Aunty."

Romeo replied casually over his pale shoulder. He possessed absolutely zero human shame. He actually looked highly amused by her world-ending panic!

"No! Stop! You are completely naked!" she shrieked internally, her legs violently trembling.

She tried to lunge forward to physically tackle him away from the entrance, but her heavily abused heavenly gates violently spasmed in protest.

Her thick thighs gave out completely, and she stumbled awkwardly into the wall.

It was almost far too late!

Just as Romeo reached out with his large, calloused hand to turn the rusty iron doorknob, Aunt Valentina tapped into a hidden, desperate reserve of her Grandmaster strength!

She violently launched herself from the wall and forcefully slammed her back directly against the heavy wooden door, completely blocking his path to the outside world!

"No! I beg you, my demonic nephew!"

She whispered frantically, pressing her soft jade hands flat against his broad, naked chest.

And Aunt for some reason felt this demonic nephew of her grew a little bigger than last night.

"Please put some coarse cloth over your physical vessel! This will completely destroy my entire glorious life! Please~"

Romeo paused his movement. He looked down at her flushed, desperate face and the massive, heaving milfy melons squished against his skin.

"Fuu fuu fuu. Why should I listen to you?" he asked with a highly arrogant tilt of his head.

"I... I will do absolutely whatever you say~" she promised with a highly submissive, trembling voice.

Romeo smirked with supreme villainous intent. "Then give this granddaddy a truly good kiss."

Aunt Valentina’s flawless face instantly became entirely red once again. Her cheeks burned with profound embarrassment.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

The heavy knocking echoed right behind her spine. Time was rapidly running out!

She gulped heavily. She quickly leaned forward and planted a tiny, chaste peck directly onto his pale cheek.

Romeo frowned instantly. "What in the nine heavens is this pathetic display? I absolutely do not want this garbage at all! I demanded a good kiss on the lips!"

Aunt Valentina hesitated violently. She squeezed her eyes shut, leaned in again, and delivered a swift, trembling peck directly onto his lips.

Romeo let out a loud, highly annoyed scoff. He was absolutely not having it!

"I absolutely do not want this useless, formal greeting kiss! What is wrong with you?! You literally stole my mortal virginity just a few hours ago! We ruthlessly fucked exactly like starving spiritual rabbits all night long, and you give me a dry peck?!"

"Shhhhh!"

Aunt Valentina frantically slapped her delicate jade hand completely over his loud mouth!

She desperately needed to stop him from speaking those terrifying, demonic words where anyone in the hallway could possibly hear!