The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 737 The Right Way to Comfort a Woman_1
"She just bit you?" Zi Ling picked up the orange cat’s hind legs and took a quiet look, then suddenly burst into laughter, "I can’t blame the orange cat for biting you because this is a little female cat, who’s also sensible. She has her reasons for not wanting you to touch her."
Li Qing curled his lips, "Female cats are gentler, and it’s not like I’ve never had a cat before."
"Moreover, it’s not exactly a little female cat. This guy is the same age as Jing Yan. Jing Yan has been sleeping for a thousand years, but this one hasn’t slept at all. This guy is a thousand-year-old orange cat spirit; you better be careful."
Zi Ling, smiling cheerily, rubbed the orange cat’s fluffy head, "No harm done, this is just a case of ’No fighting, no acquaintance.’ Plus, we share the same plight; she will definitely want to take care of me, won’t you, kitty?"
The orange cat meowed twice and nuzzled Zi Ling’s palm with its head.
Women seem to be naturally drawn to these endearing little creatures, and the orange cat’s gesture instantly made Zi Ling’s heart bloom with joy, feeling as if her heart had melted. She picked up the orange cat and nestled it in her embrace, rubbing her cheek against it affectionately.
Watching this scene, Li Qing shook his head speechlessly. The world really had changed; even cats started to be picky about who they associated with, considering their own gender. Damn, all sense of natural order was gone.
"What have you been up to just now?" Li Qing asked.
Zi Ling glanced at the basket of vegetables she had brought back, "I went to pick vegetables. Isn’t that obvious?"
"In Tian Yue’e’s greenhouse?" Li Qing asked.
"Right," Zi Ling replied, "With the season as it is, where else could you pick vegetables? That woman, she’s your woman, isn’t she?"
"Are you jealous, or have you really not realized it yet?" Li Qing asked.
Regarding Tian Yue’e and the others, Li Qing had nothing worth hiding; he no longer wished to conceal it.
"Of course I realized it. I was just asking," Zi Ling said, "That woman has such a nice figure; it even makes me envious."
Speaking of Tian Yue’e’s figure, it indeed had become more and more imposing.
Voluptuous and curvaceous; her prominent bust and derrière set the standard for the slightly plump.
"If you’re envious, just eat more; you’re tall, and if you grew to look like Tian Yue’e, plus your natural Water Sprite Attribute, my goodness, I can’t even imagine how enchanting you would be," Li Qing teased with a laugh.
Zi Ling’s face turned dark in an instant, "Kitty, bite him for me!"
The orange cat’s eyelids twitched, gave Li Qing a glance, and then settled back into Zi Ling’s arms obediently.
"You’re not satisfied with my figure, are you?" Zi Ling shouted angrily.
"Of course I am, I was just saying there’s room for improvement. But the way you are now is also very beautiful," Li Qing suddenly realized he might have made a fatal mistake, but it seemed a bit late to rectify it.
Zi Ling, with a disgruntled face, stared at Li Qing, then stood up and, while gesturing around her body, she demanded of Li Qing, "Aren’t I big here?"
Li Qing nodded vigorously, "Big."
"Isn’t my waist slim? Isn’t my butt perky? Open your dog eyes and take a good look—am I perky or not?" Zi Ling bent over, sticking her bottom out as she shouted at Li Qing, "And my legs—are they not long and straight, with even curves?"
"Yes, yes, absolutely, with the Water Sprite Attribute, very perfect," Li Qing was slightly overwhelmed.
Done it, he seemed to have stirred up a hornet’s nest.
"Then why did you say I should eat more and get a figure like Tian Yue’e?" Zi Ling asked fiercely, grinding her teeth.
Li Qing’s mind raced, frantically searching for an idea, and after a pause, he said, "I just think with your face and body proportions, if you grew to look like Tian Yue’e, you’d be even cuter, not that you aren’t perfect now. It’s just..."
"Fine, I just thought it would be more fun if you looked that way," Li Qing said.
"More fun? Fun?!" Zi Ling was truly gritting her teeth now; Li Qing could clearly hear the sound of her teeth grinding.
The orange cat glanced at Li Qing, shook its head, and curled up into its cat bed.
Li Qing’s mood began to crumble; why on earth had he blurted out that comment? It was like he was asking for trouble.
It really was as if he thought his life was too long.
Zi Ling glared at Li Qing furiously and suddenly yanked him into the room.
She threw Li Qing onto the bed, locked the door, and angrily stripped herself bare in no time.
Climbing onto the bed, she roughly placed Li Qing’s hands on her chest, "Is this fun?"
Li Qing nodded his head like a pecking chicken.
Zi Ling flung Li Qing’s hands away and shifted forward to sit squarely on his face, "Is this fun?"
"Fun, very fun," Li Qing said gloomily.
Zi Ling seemed addicted to sitting on his face.
"Hurry up, play!" Zi Ling pinched hard on Li Qing’s arm and shouted angrily.
The wildcat was truly starting to lose her temper; Li Qing felt that even if he had misspoken, things shouldn’t be this severe.
He sighed softly in his heart and seriously began to play along.
"You better control yourself a bit, don’t drown my face!" Li Qing said.
"I won’t, I’m going to drown you today for saying my body isn’t good and not fun," Zi Ling shouted angrily.
"I was wrong, I didn’t really mean that, I was just joking with you on purpose," Li Qing explained, not daring to say more as the situation was only getting worse, clearly beyond explanation.
"Don’t give me such a lame excuse, I know what I heard. Hurry up, play!" Zi Ling shouted. "If you don’t make me happy today, I’ll beat you to death. I may not be able to beat Yan’er, but I can certainly beat you."
Li Qing was somewhat astonished; the demand seemed rather simple.
It was true he couldn’t outfight Zi Ling, but he had never failed to outplay her. Each and every time, it would typically end with her crying uncle.
"Your wish is my command, my little ancestor. I will definitely make it good for you today," Li Qing said with a laugh, "but you really need to hold it in."
"Hurry up, less talking, I was just starting to feel it!" Zi Ling complained.
Li Qing played seriously.
Despite his verbal remarks, Zi Ling’s delicate body was, as always, irresistibly attractive to him; there was no turning back.
"Ah ah... How does that feel, is it fun?"
"Aren’t you stating the obvious? Would I play this way if it weren’t fun?" Li Qing said as he turned over, pressing Zi Ling beneath him and thrusting in unexpectedly, "But I prefer this, is it fun?"
"Not fun, I still want you to eat," Zi Ling said deliberately with a glare.
