The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 640 Outrageous Event_1

"It must be a ghost, how on earth could the clothes just disappear?" Sister Hu muttered in disbelief.

Li Qing’s face didn’t look very good.

A missing piece of clothing was a minor issue, but if a light-fingered guest happened to see the three of them like this, it wouldn’t be a good situation.

"Furong, check if any valuables are missing from the house!" Li Qing said with a grave voice.

After a careful inspection, Lu Furong shook her head, "The money and jewelry are all here, but it seems like the lamb meat... is gone."

"I remember we saved some lamb spine for cooking today, but now it’s all eaten up, only bones are left. I don’t quite remember last night’s events; we didn’t eat the lamb spine, did we?"

"No, who ever heard of dipping bones in hot pot?" Sister Hu said, "But, if a thief broke in, they surely wouldn’t gnaw on raw lamb meat, would they?"

"That’s impossible, a thief wouldn’t be so desperate as to eat raw lamb meat. Besides, aren’t there cooked dishes on the table? Why bother with the raw?" Lu Furong said.

Li Qing felt like his brain was about to crash.

This situation, it wasn’t right!

"See if there’s anything else that doesn’t make sense." Li Qing said.

"Qingzi, what is this?" Sister Hu suddenly said, holding up an elixir, "It looks just like the medicine you gave us before."

Li Qing took the elixir and examined it closely.

It wasn’t the Immortality Elixir, but one of those from King Qi’s Underground Palace.

Li Qing quickly exited the bedroom; the share of elixirs he split with Shisan yesterday had not been returned yet and was still placed next to the shrine outside.

Secretary Zhou was relatively superstitious; there was more than one god enshrined in the house.

But to Li Qing’s surprise, his bag was intact, and not a single elixir had fallen out.

So where did this extra elixir come from?

Li Qing was baffled!

Could it really be a ghost?

Had King Qi come after him for stealing his possessions?

"Qingzi, is there a problem?" Sister Hu asked with a sense of trepidation.

Li Qing gave a wry smile, "I can’t figure it out right now, let’s see if there are any other elixirs."

"Come here and look at this," Lu Furong’s voice suddenly came from the bedroom.

The two of them hurried back in.

"Look at this... does it look like cat paw prints?" Lu Furong was bent over, her smooth buttocks in the air, as she peered at the nightstand.

Approaching, Li Qing saw two bright red cat paw prints on the wall behind the nightstand.

"It is indeed cat paw prints, I think I roughly know what’s going on," Li Qing said with a bitter smile.

Although he didn’t want to consider that possibility, the evidence was pointing quite clearly in that direction.

The master cat, the elixirs from the Underground Palace, this was probably that incredibly strong orange cat.

That wretched creature had always fed on the elixirs from the Underground Palace; it must have thought Li Qing was stealing its food and followed the scent here.

It deliberately left behind an elixir and stamped its paw on the wall, and then stole their clothes.

It was probably trying to propose some kind of exchange...

Trading the elixir for clothes, that must have been his intention, right?

But did this little thief misunderstand something? Clothes aren’t valuable.

"Qingzi, what’s going on here?" Sister Hu asked nervously, "Why do I feel a chill on my back?"

"The chill is because you’re not wearing any clothes," Li Qing joked with a smile, "Actually, it’s nothing, just a nasty cat."

"A cat that steals clothes? Qingzi, don’t lie to us," Sister Hu called out.

"Husband, I feel that... this looks like blood, doesn’t it?" Lu Furong suddenly said.

Her use of this term made both Li Qing and Sister Hu pause for a moment.

During the act, you can call out whatever you like, completely dependent on your mood and imagination.

But now that everyone has calmed down, she’s still calling him husband?

Lu Furong turned her head to look over, "Is there a problem?"

"Do you really want Qingzi to be your husband?" Sister Hu asked Lu Furong, her gaze fixed on her.

"Yeah, I wasn’t shouting nonsense last night. I will divorce that old thing, Secretary Zhou, someday soon," Lu Furong said, "I’m not after money or status, just the joy between the legs. As long as Qingzi can satisfy me, that’s enough."

"Qingzi, with these conditions, you should be able to agree, right?"

The drastic change in Lu Furong left Li Qing somewhat dumbfounded.

If her previous attitude was at an altitude of three thousand, now it could be said to have suddenly dropped to minus three thousand.

"Damn, not only do I agree, I’m downright ecstatic," Li Qing said, "I would never have imagined you would suddenly think this way. Your attitude towards me was always kind of, you know."

"You conquered me with your stick, is that reason acceptable?" Lu Furong said with a light laugh.

"Acceptable, I’m very proud!" Li Qing laughed.

Lu Furong gave Li Qing a sidelong glance, "Go ahead and gloat."

"Furong, I have no objections to your decision, but I still want to advise you to think it through seriously," Sister Hu said.

Lu Furong smiled absentmindedly with a faraway look in her eyes, "I used to crave this status because, after all, Secretary Zhou holds some office. He neglects the family, gallivanting outside, and I could turn a blind eye. If he can’t perform in bed, I could bear with it. If he didn’t give me money, I wouldn’t care."

"But I’ve figured it out now, I must pursue my own happiness, not settle for less. I can do without that vanity, I want real, solid joy."

"Alright, as long as you’ve thought it through, there’s nothing else I can say," Sister Hu said with a sigh.

With a captivating and radiant smile, Lu Furong looked at Li Qing, her eyes softening, "What about you?"

"Me... I can keep you forever eighteen, not short of money and keep you well-fed," Li Qing laughed, "Calling me ’husband’ is well worth it. You’ve already tried the Immortality Elixir, and as for money, I’m not lacking now, probably equivalent to lots of Secretary Zhous. You know better about me satisfying you."

Lu Furong chuckled seductively and said to Sister Hu, "See, by giving up a little vanity, I gained a lot."

With a wistful glance at Li Qing, Sister Hu said, "Comparing like that, it makes me feel like divorcing too."

"Qingzi, except for your major flaw of being a womanizer, everything else about you is truly impeccable."

"Stop pouting your lips, try sticking out your butt more in the future," Lu Furong laughed, "But let’s first take a look at this paw print; it really looks like blood to me."

The three of them turned their attention back to the paw print.

"This is lipstick, right?" Sister Hu said.

Li Qing nodded, "It is indeed lipstick."

"But where did the lipstick come from..." Suddenly remembering something, Lu Furong hurried out of the bedroom.