The Game of Global Mining-Chapter 278 - 254: This Is a Wheelchair, Not a Mecha_2
Chun excitedly entered the first-floor lobby, which was packed with players practicing herb gathering skills.
The crowd gasped in unison: "It's Brother Chun!"
"Holy shit! Brother Chun is in a wheelchair!"
"What wheelchair? This is clearly Brother Chun's ride!!"
"Exactly, this ride is so awesome!"
"From now on, call Brother Chun 'Chairman'!!"
Chairman! Holy shit, what a great title!
Chun was overjoyed: "Haha, you all carry on, I'm going out for a spin!"
This group of players was clearly not busy and immediately eagerly followed behind Chun: "Brother Chun, is this ride from the village's reputation gear?"
How could that be? This is my time-travel reward pack!
Just as Chun didn't know how to respond, a player suddenly started scolding: "Why ask? We've got a mole in our village!"
Chun was stunned: "What mole?"
The crowd angrily said: "A mole released a video of Brother Chun leaving the hotel to Rat Tube, and they even wrote an essay to smear Brother Chun!"
Was it Aileen who managed my body and left the hotel?
Chun immediately opened his phone to check the trending searches, confident that he was a hot topic now.
Upon looking! It was a video of Sister Bai supporting himself out of the hotel and into the village hospital. Various titles like "Chun's Face Covered with Lip Marks, Village Flower Flushed...," "Chun Playing Human-Machine for Four Hours..." "Is This Really a National Security Personnel?" appeared...
Chun clicked on the first video and indeed, it was "face covered with lip marks"!
Holy shit, how could this happen!!
If it was Aileen and me, that was just in dream mode — there's only one possibility, Aileen controlled my body and had a relationship with Sister Bai! How did she do that? Does she get a chance as long as the female's friendliness reaches a certain level?
Chun was terrified upon realizing this, thinking of himself as a conscientious old cadre, but couldn't resist the chaos at home!
Isn't she a bona fide Enchanting Demon? Frankly speaking, she seemed like a Dancer capable of soul invasion, possessing traits of an Enchanting Demon—no, Enchanting Demons are born of the Demon Race, where humans turned into Banshees…
But that's not the point; the point is, in the future, could she manage my body to wander around… Sherry is in danger! Speaking of which, where did Sherry go?
And just then—Regional Channel [Feng Xingcuo]: Don't disturb Brother Chun, go about your business.
"Brother Chun, you're busy!"
"What Brother Chun, call him Chairman!"
"Chairman, you're busy!"
Only then did the players disperse.
Chun was also helpless, he actually had nothing to do, and wasn't sure what to do in his current state. How about mingling with the village's leveling team to gain some experience and bond with players, since, although I can't move, I do have a Divine Pet Angel!
Chun saw Feng Xingcuo at the lookout tower, so he rolled over and waved: "Captain!"
Feng Xingcuo eagerly slid down: "Brother Chun, what's up? Just let me know."
Chun awkwardly smiled: "Actually, it's because I have nothing to do that I thought about mingling with the team to see if there's anything I can help with."
Feng Xingcuo perked up: "Great, Goddess Ning is currently leading the Xuewei Girl Corps! Brother Chun, can this ride go to the wild?"
Oh!! Is it the girl corps?
Chun suddenly felt a bit conflicted: "The vehicle is powerful, no problem. But given this negative news about me, wouldn't the girl corps find me disappointing?"
Feng Xingcuo shrugged it off: "What are you talking about, this is a setup by a mole! Who would be so stupid to be swayed by this? There's a small Boss blocking the leveling area, everyone's counting on Brother Chun to deal with it."
Uh... you said it's a small Boss, right?
Chun stopped hesitating: "Alright, then let's get going!"
The next moment, about a dozen fully armed Warrior players came running from the village: "Captain, we've arrived!"
Feng Xingcuo waved his hand: "Let's go, escort Brother Chun to the girl corps grinding area!"
Chun felt a bit embarrassed: "An escort for me?"
"After all, it's nighttime! Monsters can be somewhat different at night compared to during the day."
Chun was aware of this, it's said that some specific Bosses only appear at night.
Feng Xingcuo asked again: "Brother Chun, do you need help pushing this ride?"
Chun laughed: "I just started playing, so I'm not sure! Let's give it a try."
Feng Xingcuo chuckled: "Then Brother Chun, hold on tight!"
The group left the village, and Chun noticed everyone was advancing in the dark. It felt a bit...
Chun remembered there were two Crystal Lamps here on the vehicle's armrest, so he tried looking for the switch, is it this one?
—System prompt: The car lights consume 1 point of Mana per second, Mana can be compensated manually. Do you wish to activate it?
Activate it!
The next moment, the two high beams pierced through the darkness like sharp swords, no, they were clearly like powerful searchlights on big ships!
The escort team exclaimed: "Brother Chun, this vehicle is amazing!"
But there was a team member who timidly said: "Brother Chun, please restrain the supernatural power, lighting up at night might attract monsters."
Oh, is that so!
Chun was preparing to turn off the lights when other team members immediately sneered: "What are you saying? This is Brother Chun ranked 11th globally for repeatedly killing hidden bosses, afraid of attracting monsters? Bring it on, and we'll take them all down!"
Uh... you've misunderstood my abilities!
Feng Xingcuo said: "Exactly, Brother Chun does what he wants!"
Now I'm too embarrassed to turn off the lights.
Chun had to summon the Angel, bracing himself to play cool: "Everyone rest assured, no matter how many monsters come, my Divine Pet can heal it all up!"
The team members were excited: "Captain, why don't we, since it's a rare chance to accompany Brother Chun, take down the small Boss and then go after the big Boss inside?"
Holy shit! This is a wheelchair, not a mecha!
Feng Xingcuo hesitated: "Let's not mess around, the Xuewei Corps has a set pattern for leveling. Besides, these sisters are busy bosses and rich ladies, often being AFK while in teams, nothing must go wrong."
Chun also took the chance to say: "Exactly, nothing must go wrong!"
…
At this moment, Feng Xingcuo immediately reported Chun leaving the village to Ma Yinglong.
Ma Yinglong was genuinely surprised seeing Chun's pomp: "It's actually such a badass vehicle?"
The entire command unit was filled with echoes of "Badass": "No wonder we couldn't understand Brother Chun's various crazy jumping and weakened operations, it was all for this vehicle!"
"Did Brother Chun get the vehicle? No, he got the Village Flower!"
"That's a vehicle too!"
Just then, Ma Yinglong heard about the "difficult matter," and immediately got anxious: "Finally, Brother Chun makes a move, and it's an issue? I'll personally make calls!"
Ma Yinglong directly addressed the Xuewei Group: "Are the goddesses present? Big news, Brother Chun is personally leading the charge against the big Boss, everyone get ready and don't be AFK!"
Xuewei Qiqi: "Oh dear, I'm still at yoga, I'll quickly change!"
Xuewei Lingling: "I'm doing my nails, I'll be back soon!"
Xuewei Jingjing: "Let's just not have this meeting and dismiss it immediately!"
Ma Yinglong was surprised: "President Liang, this might not be appropriate?"
Xuewei Jingjing sighed: "We just had lunch and jumped into a meeting, making all the employees sleepy, why continue?"
Xuewei Mimi: "Ah, with everyone being busy, I'm embarrassed to say what I'm doing — it's better not to do it, let's log on."
The chat group burst into laughter: "No way?"
Xuewei Mimi grumpily said: "Of course not, what are you guys doing in the middle of the day with yoga and nail art?"
"I'm skipping lunch to focus on losing weight!"
Zhou Qing laughed: "You guys are the goddesses that even countless executives and wealthy heirs can't move, but just with one message, you're on immediately!"
Everyone laughed: "Nothing beats Qingqing having the advantage of proximity!"
"Exactly, Brother Chun stayed at your internet café for half a month, even started competing with the NPCs, whose fault is that? It's because Qingqing didn't serve well enough!"
"I think Qingqing must have put something energizing in the food! Qingqing is planning a big scheme!"
Zhou Qing got anxious: "Don't say nonsense..."
Ma Yinglong cleared his throat: "These are all rumors spread by moles, goddesses, please don't take it seriously! Now, our team will draft a Boss strategy, Ningning will handle the DPS, Feng Xingcuo's squad will aggro, and you ladies focus on survival..."
"Brother Long, who do you underestimate? Do you really think we're that weak?"







